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1 : Non Veg Jokes in Nepali Language

shreemati ma dekhi dherai darauchhin
Sardar : Yar mero shreemati ma dekhi dherai darauchhin.
Friend : ramro tyo kasari?
Sardar : Yar Hijo jab ma ghar gaye tab uni bathtub
mai pani security guard ko sath baseki thiyin.!!

2 : Non Veg Jokes in Nepali Language

Teacher: bachcha haru batau ki biralo 1 sath yati
dherai bachcha haru kasari janmauchhane garchhan?
Kid: Miss yadi tapai road ma biralo ko
tarika le ghoomnu bhayo bhane tapai lai pani thaha bhai halchha…

3 : Non Veg Jokes in Nepali Language

funny jokes
Musharaf Reema ko haath samate pachhi bolyo:
“Aau kotha ma jaun”
Reema; “K faida, tyaha pani timi yo bhanda kehi garna sake po … “

4 : Non Veg Jokes in Nepali Language

Girl to boy: Timi keta kunai keti haru ko
sabai bhanda pahile k herne garchhau?
Boy: yo tou depend garchha ki
keti aai raheki chhin ki gai raheki chhin …:p

5 : funny non veg jokes in nepali

Boy: jaun kunai sunsaan/viraana thau ma jaun na!
Girl:timi yasto-osto harkat ta gargdai nau?
Boy:bilkul gardin!
Girl: tab ta yahi rahana deu…

6 : funny non veg jokes in nepali

Beti: Aama Gaun ma Fauji haru aayeka chhan
AaMaa: bhitra aau ini haru ko niyat dherai kharab hone garchha
Chhori: Aama fauji Hasdain aai raheka chhan
AaMaa: tab baakhra haru pani bhitra leyi aau.

7 : Non Veg Jokes in Nepali Language

Train ma ik husband aafno wife sanga:
timi sanga shadi garer pachhutai raheko chhun
mutu garchha timilaiy kukur ko aghi rakhi dun
samnne bala passenger : wao wao wao wao!!!

8 : Non Veg Jokes in Nepali Language for facebook

1 girl ask 2 pappu : tyo k ho jun cow sanga 4 ra ma sanga 2 chha n?
pappu : legs
Girl : tyo k chha jun timro pant ma chha ra mero pant ma chhain ?
pappu: paissa
Girl : tyo k chha jun manchhe din ma garnu ko sato ko raat ma bistara ma garchhan
pappu: nindra pura garchhan
girl : tyo k chha jun keti pahilo patak bhayeko pain
ko karan le rune garchha ?
pappu : kaan chhedaunu
MORAL : tapai pani aafno man pappu ko jasto saaf rakhnu

9 : Non Veg Jokes in Nepali Language for facebook

Child: papa aunty lai pet kin polchha ?
Father: timilaiy sub thaha chha !
Child: thaha chain, promise!
Father: unko pait ma paani bhariyeko chha
CHILD: Oh No! Bacha tab ta doobne chha!

10 : Non Veg Jokes in Nepali Language for Facebook

“Ketiyo lai Ejjat Deu
Qinki yadi Aaj Timi Un lai Ejjat deyau bhane
Tab bholi hun sakchha k
Uni pani Timi lai aafno Ejjat Dayi halchhin”…

11 : Nepali Non Veg Jokes in Nepali Language for Sardar Jee

Sardar : Yar mero shreemati ma dekhi dherai darauchhin.
Friend : ramro tyo kasari?
Sardar : Yar hijo ma ghar gaya ta u bathtub
mai pani security guard ko sath ma baseki thiyin.!!

12 : Non Veg Teacher Students Jokes in Nepali Language

Teacher: bachcha haru batau ki biralo 1 sath yati
dherai bachcha haru kasari janmachhin?
Kids: Miss yadi tapai roadma biralo ko
tarika le ghoomnu bhanea tapai le thaha pai halnu hunchha…

13 : Girlfriend and boyfriend jokes in Nepali Language for Facebook

Musharaf Reema lai haath paye pachhi bolchha:
“Aau kotha ma jaun”
Reema; “Ke faida, himmat ta timi sanga chhaina nai”

14 : Nepali jokes in Nepali Language for girlfriend and boyfriend

Girl to boy: Timi ketaharu kasai keti ma
sub bhanda pahile ke dekhachhau?
Boy: yo ta depend gardai chha k
keti aai raheki chha ya gai raheki chhin …:p

15 : Nepali Glamour Shayari in Nepali Language for Facebook

Boy: jau kunai sunsaan/viraana thau ma jaaau hai!
Girl:timi yasto-osto harkat ta gardainau?
Boy:bilkul hoina!
Girl: tab feri rahan deu…

15 : Nepali Non Veg Poems for facebook

aaj timilai ekalai ma…
lAGer…
AAFno Oth le eik…
k…
ki…
kis..
kiss…
kissa sunauchhu biralo ra musa ko……….

16 :

Ye Sookha Bhitra Janchha ,
ra, bhijeko Bahir Aauchha ,
Pahile sano Hune garchha,
Ani yo Moto Hune garchha,
Jaba yo Bhitra Rahane chha ,
To yo Red Gari dinchha ,
Alikati samaya Halaye pachhi Jaba Esalai Bahir Nekaal,
Tob aafno Kam dekhayer Yo,
Bejan jasto Bahir Aauchha ,
Kehi aru Hoina Yo,
Es lai LIPTON TEA BAG ,bhanchhan.

17 :

pahila hat ma leu
ani man ma leu
ani thook lagau
ani sidha gar
ani pwal ma hal
uff..
kati muskil chha sui ma dago halnu

18 :

us le bhane aru dabau,
ma dabaye,
us le bhane aru dabau,
ma le aru dabaye,
us le bhane ganji nikal deu ani dabau,
ma le ani dabaye,
us le bhane pent pani nikal deu ani dabau,
ma le feri dabaye . . . Â
dekhyau bhauyo suit case band:)

18 :

Aik patak gar na plj..
kasai lai paye ni chaldchha..
plj gar naaa……..
malai ramro lagchha…
aik patak mero mitrata ko khatir
gari diyunu na pljj…
aik mayalu SMS!!!

19 :Non Veg kabita in Nepali Language for facebook

timilai sutayer liu?
ya basayer liu?
ya timilai garu khada
ya ani timilai jukai-jukai liu?
ab timi nai batau
ki ma timro…
photo kasari liu.

20 :

6 Inch ko chhau.
.
Sida normal chha
.
.
Majboot chha.
.
Dherai Moto pani chhaina
.
.
2 keti haru dekhi sakeko chhu
.
.
Linu chha bhane bhan?
Full Time Masti
Non stop Fun
Mero…
.
LG KG 195

21 :Non Veg poems in Nepali Language for Facebook

Manchhe jaba pahilo patak halchha bhane u confuse hunchha
tar timi na ghabrana ra halnu
timi jasari nai rakhchhau u aafai bhitra gai halchha
ani timilai ramro lagna thalchha
ra
ani achamma achamma awaj haru aaunechha
ani feri jaba timro money niskine chha
tab timi nikali linu aafno ATM card

22 :

Unle utari saree
ani aayo peticoat ko palo
blouse ta pahile nai dinyeko thiyo utareko
dherai excited na hou yaar
yo thiyo kapada sukhaune ko taar ko kahani ….!

23 :

Chhori: Aama Gaon ma Fauji aayeko chhan
aMaa: bhitra aau yinko niyat dherai kharab hunchha
Chhori: Aama fauji bandukdhari chhan
aMaa: tab bakri lai pani bhitra liyer aau hai.

24 :Non Veg text messages in Nepali Language for Facebook

Train ma ik husband aafno wife sanga:
timi sanga bibah garer pachhutai raheko chhu
mutu garchha timilai kukur ko agadi hali diun
samunne bala passenger:wao wao wao wao!!!

25.

“Keti haru lai Ejjat deu
Kinaki yadi Aaj Timi Un lai Ejjat deu bhane
Bholi ko din hun sakchha k
U pani Timi lai aafno Ejjat Diyi halchhin”…

26 :

1 girl ask 2 pappu : tyo k ho jaslae cow lai paas 4 ra ma sang 2 chhan?
pappu : legs
Girl : tyo k ho jaslae timro pant ma chha aru mero pant ma chhain ?
pappu: paisa
Girl : tyo k ho jaslae manchhe din ma garno satta raat bistar ma gardaiy chhan
pappu: nindra puri gardai chhan
girl : tyo k ho jaslae keti pahilo patak dherai huncha pain
ko karan le runchhin ?
pappu : kaan lai chhednu
MORAL : tapai pani aafno bhawana lai pappu ko jasto saaf rakhnu

27 :

Child:papa aunty ko pet kin dukheko chha?
Father:timilai thaha payeko chhau !
Child: chaina promise!
Father: unko pet ma paani bhareko chha
CHILD:Oh No! Bacha ta doob janechha !

28 : Non Veg shayari in Nepali Language for facebook

Pahile KISS gar,
ani PALANG ma sutai deu,
ani paint utari deu,
ani TAL haath lagau,
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Ra check gar k
Babu le SU SU ta gareko chhain