17 Funny Santa Banta Jokes in Nepali and Hindi Language

 

16. funny santa banta jokes in Nepali

Jeeto’s Secret Admirer!!!

Santa ra Usko Shreemati, Jeeto, Suti raheko thiyo. Raat ma Karib 2 Bajeko hola, Jeeto ko Mobile ma Message ko Tone bolyo.

Santa Achamit hudai Uthchhyo ra Mobile ma Messagae Dekhchha…

Usma Beautiful Lekheko Dekher aafno Patni lai Uthaune ra Ris le Sodchha: yo ke ho, Kasko Message chha, Kun Yasto Messages Pathai raheko chha Timilai???

Jeeto pani Ghabarayer Ma Uthin… Sochin Ab 45 Barsh ko umer Malai Kun Beautiful Bhannechh?

Jaba Mobile Here taba Jhaller Boli: Chashma Lagayer Mobile Haath Ma line gar…. yo Beautiful chhain baru Charging Ma Lage Phone ma BATTERYFULL Lekheko chha. Satyanash Gari diyau Nindra lai…

16.  funny santa banta jokes in Nepali

सान्ता र उस्को ष्रीमति, जीतो, सुती रहेको थियो । रात म कारीब २ बजेको होल, जीतो को मोबाईल म मेस्सगे को टोने बोल्यो ।

सान्ता अचमित हुँदै उथ्छ्यो र मोबाईल म मेस्सगए डेख्छ । । ।

उस्मा बेऔतिफुल लेखेको डेखेर आफ्नो पत्नी लाई उठाउँने र रिस ले सोद्छ: यो के हो, कस्को मेस्सगे छ, कुन यस्तो मेस्सगेस पठाइ रहेको छ टिमिलाई ? ? ?

जीतो पनि घबाराएर म उथिन । । । सोचिन अब ४५ बर्श को उमेर मलाई कुन बेऔतिफुल भन्नेछ ?

जबा मोबाईल हेरे तबा झल्लेर बोलि: चश्मा लगएर मोबाईल हाथ म लिने गर । । । । यो बेऔतिफुल छैन बरु चारगिङ म लगे फोन म बट्टेर्य्फुल्ल लेखेको छ । सत्यनाश गरी दियौ णिन्द्र लाई । । ।

17. funny santa banta jokes in Nepali

Santa: Yaar! ma june pani Kaam Shuru Gardai chhu , mero Shreemati Bich Ma aai Jaanichh.

Banta: timi Truck Chalayer dekh, Shayad Bhagya Saath dinchha.

18. funny santa banta jokes in Nepali

Banta in a Job Hunt

Banta Ek Job Ko lagi Interview din gayo. Vyasto Naukri Already Boss lai Barshe Ko Bheti sakeko thiyoFormality Ko lagi Interview Jaroori thiyo Yasaile Yasto Sawaal Sodiyoraheko thiyo jasako Kohl Matlab Thiyen. Banta lai BolaiyoInterview Ko lagi.

Interviewer: tapai Nadi ko Bich Ma Ek Boat mathi hunuhunchha ra tapai ko chheu ma 2 Cigarettes ko Bahek kehi pani Chhain. tapailai Ek Cigarette jalnu chha, Kasari Jalaunechhau???

Banta: shir yasko3-4 Solutions hun sakachha n.

Interviewer Shocked Tar Bhane: Achcha!!! Theek chha Batau!!!

Banta ko Out Of the World Answers:

Take One Cigarette and Throw it in the Water. So the boat will become LIGHTER…… using this LIGHTER you can light the other Cigarette.

Interviewer: ke Bakwas chha.

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Banta’s Another solution:

You throw a cigarette up and catch it. Catches win Matches. Using the matches that you win, you can light the cigarette.

Interviewer: Stupid!!!!

Banta: shir one more Solution: Take water in your hand and drop it drop by drop (TIP, TIP, TIP…)

Interviewer: Abey Bewakoof, Us dekhi ke Hola???

Banta: shir Tapaile tyo Gaana sunnu bhayeko chhain ‘TIP TIP Barsa Pani, Pani me aag Lagayee’, tyas aago dekhi maile Cigarette Jalaaye…

Banta: shir If that was not enough, I have one more solution: Start praising one cigarette, the other will get jealous and ‘Jalna thalcha’.

Interviewer Impressed… Barshe lai Maar Goli, Naukri Banta lai din chhahanchhu.

 

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