Top 28 Non Veg Jokes in Nepali Language That Force You to Laugh

Find here 28 Nepali non veg jokes in Nepali language which makes you lovely, laughing and irritating as well. Get here romantic lovely non veg jokes, chhada jokes and unhealthy jokes in Nepali language.

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Top 28 Non Veg Jokes in Nepali Language That Force You to Laugh

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No. 1 : Non Veg Jokes in Nepali Language

shreemati ma dekhi dherai darauchhin

Sardar : Yar mero shreemati ma dekhi dherai darauchhin.

Friend : ramro tyo kasari?

Sardar : Yar Hijo jab ma ghar gaye tab uni bathtub

mai pani security guard ko sath baseki thiyin.!!

No. 2 : Non Veg Jokes in Nepali Language

Teacher: bachcha haru batau ki biralo 1 sath yati

dherai bachcha haru kasari janmauchhane garchhan?

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Kid: Miss yadi tapai road ma biralo ko

tarika le ghoomnu bhayo bhane tapai lai pani thaha bhai halchha…

No. 3 : Non Veg Jokes in Nepali Language

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Musharaf Reema ko haath samate pachhi bolyo:

“Aau kotha ma jaun”

Reema; “K faida, tyaha pani timi yo bhanda kehi garna sake po … ”

No. 4 : Non Veg Jokes in Nepali Language

Girl to boy: Timi keta kunai keti haru ko

sabai bhanda pahile k herne garchhau?

Boy: yo tou depend garchha ki

keti aai raheki chhin ki gai raheki chhin …:p

No. 5 : funny non veg jokes in nepali

Boy: jaun  kunai sunsaan/viraana thau ma jaun na!

Girl:timi yasto-osto harkat ta gargdai nau?

Boy:bilkul gardin!

Girl: tab ta yahi rahana deu…

No. 6 : funny non veg jokes in nepali

Beti: Aama Gaun ma Fauji haru aayeka chhan

AaMaa: bhitra aau ini haru ko niyat dherai kharab hone garchha

Chhori: Aama fauji  Hasdain aai raheka chhan

AaMaa: tab baakhra haru pani bhitra leyi  aau.

No. 7 : Non Veg Jokes in Nepali Language

Train ma ik husband aafno wife sanga:

timi sanga shadi garer pachhutai raheko chhun

mutu garchha timilaiy kukur ko aghi rakhi dun

samnne bala passenger : wao wao wao wao!!!

No. 8 : Non Veg Jokes in Nepali Language for facebook

1 girl ask 2 pappu : tyo k ho jun cow sanga 4 ra ma sanga 2 chha n?

pappu : legs

Girl : tyo k chha jun timro pant ma chha ra mero pant ma chhain ?

pappu: paissa

Girl : tyo k chha jun manchhe din ma garnu ko sato ko raat ma bistara ma garchhan

pappu: nindra pura garchhan

girl : tyo k chha jun keti pahilo patak bhayeko pain

ko karan le rune garchha ?

pappu : kaan chhedaunu

MORAL : tapai pani aafno man pappu ko jasto saaf rakhnu

No. 9 : Non Veg Jokes in Nepali Language for facebook

Child: papa aunty lai pet kin polchha ?

Father: timilaiy sub thaha chha !

Child: thaha chain, promise!

Father: unko pait ma paani bhariyeko chha

CHILD: Oh No! Bacha tab ta doobne chha!

No. 10 : Non Veg Jokes in Nepali Language for facebook

“Ketiyo lai Ejjat Deu

Qinki yadi Aaj Timi Un lai Ejjat deyau bhane

Tab bholi hun sakchha k

Uni pani Timi lai aafno Ejjat Dayi halchhin”…

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