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- He: handsome hunu Pani Dherai garo rahecha yrr?
His friend: kina k vayo ra?
He: ghar chau KO kti bhagne bitikai mah ghar ma Chu ki chaina vanera harna aaka thiya yrr.
(He: it’s hard to be a handsome person my friend?
His friend: why? What happen?
He: neighborhood girl ran away last night so they come to my house if I was there or not.)
- Hari: haina yrr yo bank wala haru kina yati Pani Hami laai biswas gardainan?
Shyam: kina k vayo aakasi pheri twlai?
Hari: agi paisa liyara bank gako aauta pen tw dhago ma badera rakhachan.
(Hari: why these bank people never trust us a little?
Shyam: what happen to you suddenly?
Hari: last time I went for deposit money but they even hook up a small pen with thread.)
- Ghar ma chora purai raksi KO jyaap ma aayacha.
Ghar ma babu le nathapaun bhanera hatapata laptop kholera paddna basecha.
Tati khera thikka babu aaepugechan
Babu: k ho tero tarika aaja Pani Raksi khayara aaesa?
Choro: haina haina buba aaja tw mah agi dekhi laptop ma padi rakheko chu.
Babu: twlai gadha tyo suitcase kholera k padis ha.
(Son came home drunk and opens his laptop to study so that his father won’t catch him drunkenly.
His father arrives at the meantime and starts to ask him
Father: what is this at all? You again came home drunk this time as well?
Son: no father, it’s been a while that I am reading through my laptop.
Father: shameless donkey that is a suitcase.)
- Shere naam gareko kta aakdin bhagawan ko tapasya garna thalecha.
Aachanak bhagawan le taslai darsan dinu bhayacha.
Bhagawan: bhaan shere tw k chahancha?
Shere: malai aauta jagir, ani thulo aauta gadi ani tasma purai kti nai kti hoss prabhu.
Bhagawan: tero ekchya pura hoss.
(Bhichara shere aaja tyo aauta girl’s school ko bus driver vayako cha.)
(There was a boy name shere who start to meditate in the name of God to make him happy.
Suddenly, God appears in front of him.
God: ask me anything that you like shere?
Shere: god I just want a great job, new big size bus and a lot of girls inside it.
God: may your wish get fulfilled.)
(Poor shere, now he was a driver of girl’s school.)
- Aauta pahad ko chau ma basne bhyagutaa jotisi ko ma gayacha ani aafno bhabisya k kasto cha harna lagayacha.
Jotisi: aaba chitai tero jindagi ma aauta ramro kti aaune che ani tasle tero mutu chorera laejancha
Vyaguta: ehh hora jotisi baje dherai khusi ko samachaar po dinu bhayacha tw malai
Jotisi: alik samaliyara baas tyo kti dekhi.
Vyaguta: kina ni jotisi baa? Kaha bata aauche tyo kti?
Jotisi: tyo kti biology ko practical lab Bata aaudai che tero lagi.
Yo kura le vyaguta behos bhayacha.
(There was a frog that lived on a hilly side and one day he went to an astrologer to know his upcoming future.
Astrologer: soon a beautiful girl will come in your life and she will take your heart away.
Frog: wow, it’s great news for me and I am feeling happy right now
Astrologer: just be aware of that girl and keep a distance from her
Frog: why and from where she will come in my life?
Astrologer: she was coming from a biology practical lab for you.
After listening to it frog fainted)
- Janak aafu le aafu lai sangitkaar thanne gardathiyo ani sadhai geet gayara basthiyo
Aak din usle aafno geet aauta ghar jadai gareko kisan lai sunauna thalyo.
Aakxin pachi tyo kisan ko aakha bata aasu jharna thalyo ani runa thalyo
Janak: malai aaja dherai khusi lageko cha ki mero geet sunera timro aakha bata aasu jharyo. Mero geet timle matra ramari bujheka rahechau.
Kisan: mah tapai ko geet le roheko haina ani hajur.
Janak: lou ani teso vaya kina royako tw?
Kisan: asti ko barsa mero ghar ko goru marnu bhanda aagadi yastai awwaz nikaleko thiyo. Tyahi samjhiyara aasu aayo haju
(A person name janak always used to sing a song and pretend like a high-rank singer. One day he wants to sing it for a farmer who was going home near janak house.
After he finished singing for a farmer, the farmer started to cry with tears.
Janak: today I feel so blessed and happy because there was someone who truly understands my music and started to cry.
Farmer: I am not crying because of your song sir.
Janak: than why are you crying like this after I finished singing?
Farmer: last year, I have a very good ox with me which died and at the last time he also takes out the same voice as you. So I become emotional for it.)
- Dhurmus le aak Jana kti lai dherai maya garne rahecha tara kahila vanna sakeko thiyana.
Aak din usle aat garera tyo kti lai I love you lekhera pathaune nirnaya gareracha. Usle kti lai I LOVE YOU lekhera kti KO number ma pathayacha.
Usle pathako 1 minute bhitrai message KO reply aayacha ani dhurmus dherai khusi vayacha. Usle sochacha aaba bholi bihanai nuhayara ani mandir gayara taspaxi matra message harchu. Dhurmus le raat bhari tyahi kti ko sapana masta dekhecha ani dherai khusi vayacha.
Bihana pakha uthere saab kaam sakera ani bhagawaan ko naam japdai message herecha ani message ma lekhiyako thiyo ki
Tapai KO number ma jamma Rs 0.44 vayaka Karan message sent huna sakena kirpaya smayamai recharge garnu hola.
(Dhurmus used to love a girl but afraid to express his love for her directly. But one day he takes some courage and writes a letter by expressing his love through it.
He wrote I LOVE YOU in that letter and sends it through message but within a short period, he got replied in his phone.
He decided to open that message tomorrow morning after bathing and worshiping god so, he went sleep without checking his message and saw her dream all night.
He wakes up early in the morning and finished his whole work to see the reply on his phone. When he opened the message than he finds out that
You have Rs 0.44 on your phone so, you cannot send your message and recharge in time.)
- Aauta kti ra kta majalai park ma basirakhe ka rahechan ani tyahi bela ma kta le sodhecha
Kta: k timi mah saga ghumna janchau aaja?
Kti: jana tw janchu tara kata laejanchau pahila vana?
Kta: timi lai jata jana maan cha tyahi laejanchu.
Kti: hora teso vaya hida jam shopping garna
Kta: didi kasam matw jiskirako thiya tapai saga.
(One day a girl and a boy sitting inside the park peacefully and suddenly boy asked a girl
Boy: do you want to go outside with me?
Girl: ok I will but first tell me where you want to take me?
Boy: wherever you liked the most.
Girl: okay then let’s went for shopping
Boy: promised sister I am just joking with you.)
- Road ma 3 jana keta haru scooty ma para bata aaudai rahechan ani trafiic le bich ma gayara rokna khojecha
Traffic: oii tyo scooty rook
Kta haru: traffic sir aaba yaha aaru thau chaena tapai lai lana arko scooty ma aaunu hola.
(3 people are riding one scoter in the middle of the road and traffic tries to stop them
Traffic: hey, stop that scoter.
Boys on the scoter: we don’t have enough space so; take a lift from other scoter guy.)
- Aakdin aauta baccha aakdam dhyaan diyara aauta pustak padirakheko thiyo ani tyo pustak ko naam chai baacha haru ko palan posan kasari gare?
Tyati nai khera baccha ko aama aaepugechin ra sodhichin
Aama: haina tw yo kitab kina padirakheko chas?
Chora: mah yo janna chahanchu ki aajkal mero palan posan ramro saga bhaerakhe ko cha ki chaena.
(One child reading a book so carefully and with full focus and that book name was how to take care of children in a good way? Suddenly, his mother arrives in that place and asked
Mother: why are you reading this book right now?
Son: I want to know that if you are caring for me in the right way or not these days.)
- Aak sikchyak sabai bidyarthi lai aakai thau ma rakhera ajanawar ra chara haru china sikaudai huncha. Tyahi samaya ma usle aak bidyarthi lai uthayara prasna garchan
Sikchyak: lou bhana tw yo chara ko naam k ho?
bidyarthi: thaha chaena sir.
Sikchyak: yasari khutta herera pani china sakdaenau k ho timro naam?
Vidyarthi: teso bhaya tapai pani mero khutta hererai chinnu natw naam k ho vanera.
(Teacher trying to teach his student about some wild animals and birds in his class and at that time he asked a random student in his class
Teacher: tell me the name of the bird in this picture?
Student: I don’t know sir.
Teacher: even just looking at their legs you still cannot recognize them, tell me what is your name boy?
Student: okay then you can also try to recognize me just looking my legs sir.)
- Aak raat chora ra bau bhansa ma basera guff gardai rahechan ani bau le bharkhar bharkhar chora lai boarding scool ma haleko rahecha.
Bau ko maan ma kahi sodham jasto lagecha
Bau: chora lu bhaan tw 1 2 3 paxi kati aaucha?
Chora: 4 5 6 aaucha baba
Bau: bafree janne bhayacha ani 7 8 paxi kati aaucha pheri bhaan tw?
Chora: 9 ani 10 aaucha baba
Bau: haina dherai janne bhayacha yati sanai ma saab aaucha twlai. Aaba bhaan tw 10 paxi k aaucha?
Chora: baba yaspaxi tw gulam, missii ani bassa aaucha ni.
(One night a father and his son sitting inside the kitchen and his father want to ask some questions to his son. He recently put his son in boarding school so he wants to check his education limit
Father: tell me my son what will come after 1 2 3?
Son: 4 5 6 will come, dad.
Father: wow, you are talented my son than what will come after 7 8?
Son: 9 10 will came to dad.
Father: that’s awesome son than what will come after 10?
Son: after that joker, queen and king will dad.)
- Bus accident vako kahi samaya paxi driver lai aak side ma bolayara police le sodhpuch garna thalecha
Police: accident kasari bhayo tw ?
Driver: khai sir ma tw bhada uthaudai thiya pachadi.
(After some time of bus accident, police start to asked its diver about the accident and its reason
Police: how did an accident happen here?
Driver: I don’t know sir; I am busy taking money from a passenger.)
- Govinda le aauti kti lai I LOVE YOU vanecha ani aafno prem prastab rakhecha tara kti le pachadi pharkera aak jhapad handai k vanis vani cha.
Rudai rudai kti lai govinda le bhanecha: yadi kurai suneko thiyanau vane kina jhapad hanyau?
(Govinda used to love a girl a lot so, he told her I love you but that girl looks behind towards him and slaps him in his chicks by telling that what did you told me?
After that, govinda replies to her with some tear in his eyes: if you did not listen to what I say then why did you slap me?)
- Aauta manche haru ko bhiid ma sabai bhanda budo manche le jawan haru lai sodhecha
Budo manche: sabai bhanda chokho ra asli bahun kasto huncha?
Aak Yuba le uthera uttar diyachan: asli bahun tyahi ho jo temple run game khelda ni jutta fukalera khelne garcha.
(In the group of so many people, one old man asked his young generation people about
Old man: who is considered as the real Brahmin in society?
One of the youth in that group answers him: real Brahmin is that people who used to take off their shoe even playing temple run game.)
- Duejana kta ra kti hotel ma khana khayara basirakhe ka rahechan tati kai ma kta le bhanecha
Kta: timi lai mah aauta Kura bhanchu hai?
Kti: bhanana k Kura ho.
Kta: I LOVE YOU mah timi lai maan parauchu
Kti: yo timi k bhandai chau, mah timi lai maya Gardena
Kta: teso vaya waiter khana KO bill chutta chuttai liyara aaeja tw
Kti: haina haina mah tw jiske KO potw. I LOVE YOU TOO
(A boy and a girl sitting inside the hotel after eating some food and boy want to ask something to the girl
Boy: I want to tell something to you?
Girl: yes you can ask me anything.
Boy: I LOVE YOU I like you a lot.
Girl: What are you telling me? I don’t like you
Boy: okay waiter, brings two different bills to pay for this food.
Girl: I am just joking dear, I LOVE TOO.)
- Aak jana babu aakdam thakith ra aadhyaro aanuhar liyara babaji ko ma gayachan.
Babaji: haina k vayo timi lai vana tw?
Dukhi manche: babaji sarai pida ma chu chori ko karan le?
Babaji: kina k vayo malai vana mah samadhan gardinchu.
Dukhi manche: malai jahila mah ghar chadera bhagchu vanne garche. Malai tension vaesako babaji
Babaji: tension linu pardaina, chori ko purai kapal katdau ani tikle balaedau ani bhagne vanda ni ghar bata bahira nai jane kura gardina.
(One day, a sad man went to one of the famous guru with so dark and sad faces.
Guru: what happens? You can tell me if there is anything wrong
Sad man: I am so sad guruji because of my daughter
Guru: just tell me what happens, I will give you a nice solution to your problem
Sad man: my daughter always threaten me by saying that she will leave that house any time so I am feeling so pain and sadness.
Guru: don’t worry I have a solution that just cut your daughter whole hair and make her blade than she will never dare to leave the house.)
- Aak jana manche le aauta chidiyakhana kholeko rahechaa ani tasko bhitra chirne entry fee chair s 50 rakhecha. Tara tyaha harna kohi aayanacha ani usle sayad mahango bhayo hola vanera gatayaraa rs 30 rakhecha.
Usle kramasa rup ma ghataudai gayacha tara harna kohi aayanacha taskaran antim ma purai free entry banaediyacha. Taba manche haru saab aayachan ani aakai chin ma tyahaa thulo bhid lagecha.
Jaba manche haru bhitra gaya ani main dhoka banda gardiyara tyaha bhitra ko baagha ko khoor kholdiyacha ani vanecha aaba bahira jana rs 500 lagne cha.
(A person opens his zoo and makes Rs 50 as an entry fee for other people inside that zoo. But there is not a single sign of anyone to visit the zoo and he decreases his entry fee rate up to Rs 30.
Now, he starts to decrease the rate of entry fee and finally make it free for everyone. Then suddenly, a big crowd of people starts to come and enjoy the view.
When they all enter inside the zoo than the owner closes the main gate and opens the gate of the tiger cage. So, he starts to announce that if anyone wants to leave the zoo than it will cost Rs 500 to go outside.)
- Ramesh aak daam niras bhayako dekhera taasko sathi le sodhecha
Sathi: k vayo yrr? Kina yati saro niras vako tw?
Ramesh: hijo life insurance ko manche saga kura vako thiyo.
Sathi: ani k votw?
Ramesh: aakxin kura gareko tasle tw bachnu vanda marnu nai dherai phaeda hudo rahecha insurance garera vanne banaediyo.
(Ramesh looks so sad so, one of his friends ask him
Friend: why are you looking sad? Was there anything to say?
Ramesh: yesterday I talked with a life insurance agent.
Friend: so what happened?
Ramesh: we just talked for a minute but he makes me believe that it will be more profitable for me to dies than to live.)
- Shere bihanai risayara bato hiddai rahecha ani utikherai aafno sathi lai bhetecha
Sathi: k cha shere ani kina fuliyako anuhar liyara hideko?
Shere: maela asti aauta kukur kinera lyako thiya.
Sathi: ani khai tw kukur?
Shere: choor aauda bhagaucha bhanera palna lera aako aarko din tw kukur nai chori bhayo.
(Shere walking with an angry face in the early morning and he suddenly met his friend on the road.
Friend: what’s up shere? Why are you walking with such an angry face?
Shere: I have brought a dog day before yesterday.
Friend: then where is your dog now?
Shere: I brought that dog by thinking about the thief at night but someone stole my dog away last night.)
- Aauta kti aafno premi saga bichod bhaya paxi talau ko chau ma basera pani ma dhunga handai thie.
Acchanak tyaha bata aauta vyaguti niskera vanna lagi
Vyaguti: aafno kta ale chadyo vandai ma yaha mero buda ko tauko futauna dhunga kina hanna lagis.
(One day a girl sitting near the lake and throwing stones in the middle of water after her breakup with a boyfriend.
At that time a female frog come out from the water and with an angry voice she started to tell that girl
Female frog: why are you trying to smash my husband’s head with that stone just because your boyfriend leaves you like this?)
- Aak din dhurmus hawaejahaj chadna bhanera airport gayacha ani bhitra basera saab tira harna thalecha
Dhurmus: manche le bhanne garthiya aki hawaejahaj bata aaru tala ka manche kamila jastai dekhinchan bhanera. Ho rahecha
Chaau ko aarko manche: dai tini haru kamila nai hun, hawaejahaj aajhai udeko chaena
(One-day dhurmus went to the airport to travel first time by plane and he starts to look towards down from a window
Dhurmus: people used to say that from a plane they look likes small ant and they are true because I can see many small ants like a man.
Passenger near to him: they are real ant brother, the plane hasn’t flown yet.)
- Aaka bihanai aak jadiya mandir gayacha rat yaha haat joddai binti garecha
Jadiya: hay prabhu k tapai mero rakshi chutauna sakknu huncha?
Bhagawan: aawasya kina nasaknu yasto ramro kaam.
Jadiya: teso bhaya prabhu hijo maro 6 bottle rakshi police le pakdiya tyo chutaedinu paryo.
(Early in the morning, a drunker person went to the temple and starts to ask for help to god by putting both hands together
Drunker: hey god, can you help me to make myself alcohol-free?
God: yes, of course, it will be great to do that
Drunker: then yesterday police take my 6 bottles of alcohol so, just make my alcohol free from them.)
- Aachanak ghar ma buhari rudai rudai bhitra chirchin ani sasu aama le tyo dekhera sodhchin
Sasu aama: haina k vayo timi lai? Kina royako yasari?
Buhari: k mero annuhar bhaat khane plate jasto cha ra?
Sasu aama: chaena Ni Kati ramro cha cha.
Buhari: k mero aakha tamatar jatro cha ra?
Sasu aama: chaena chaena kati ramar meleka chaan.
Buhari: teso bhaya k mero naak venta jatro cha tw?
Sasu aama: chaena k yati ramri chas tw kina k vo ra?
Buhari: teso bhaya kina sabai manche le tw tero sasu aama jastai dekhinchas vanchan tw.
(Suddenly daughter-in-law came with a tear in her eyes and starts to cry inside the house. Her mother in law looks slowly towards her and ask
Mother in law: what happens? Did anyone tell you something bad?
Daughter in law: did my face look-alike plate?
Mother in law: no, you are so beautiful
Daughter in law: then did my eyes look alike tomato?
Mother in law: I don’t think so, you are truly beautiful
Daughter in law: then did my nose look alike brinjal?
Mother in law: no you are so beautiful than anyone.
Daughter in law: then why everyone says that I used to look like you?)
- Duejana laamkhutte kura gardai rahechan ani aauta le aarko lai sodhecha
Pahelo laamkhutte: lu bhaan tw manche hami bhanda kati gun asana hunchan?
Aarko lamkhutte: lou kaha sana hunu, hami bhanda lakhau guna thula hunchan ni
Pahelo lamkhutte: haina Ni yadi thula bhako bhaya tyo hami pani chirna nasakne jhul bhitra kasari pase tw.
(One day two mosquito are talking with each other and one asked a question to another
First mosquito: tell me one thing that how many times human is smaller than us?
The second mosquito: are you mad, they are almost millions times bigger than us.
First mosquito: no you are wrong, if they are bigger than us than how did they get inside the mosquito net which has so small hole.)
- Aauta ghar ko chau ma duejana gadha haru aak aarka saga guff gariraheka rahechan
Pahilo gadha: malai tw mero malik le jahila kuteko kutai garcha, malai tw dherai dukha cha yrr yaha
Aarko gadha: teso bhaya ghar chodera bhagna tw kina basirakhe ko yaha chai?
Pahilo gadha: bhagna tw maan cha Tara mero malik ko aauti ramri chori che, ani usle kahila kahi kaam bigarda jahila tero BA ma yahi gadha saga gardinchu vancha. Tyahi parkhe KO yrr
(There was a house where two donkeys used to live with their owner and they have a conversation about many things
First donkey: I feel so lost because my owner always beat me so hard so, I have a really hard life to live
Second donkey: then you have a lot of chances to leave him so, why don’t you go away from this house?
First donkey: I want to leave this house but the owner has a beautiful daughter and whenever she does some mistake then she scolds that someday I will marry you with that donkey. I am just waiting for that moment)
- Khana khadai garda sasu aama le aachanak khana ma dhunga bhetichin ani risaudai bhanichin
Sasu aama: tero dueta aakha KO k kaam jaba ki tw aauta sano dhunga dekhadinas khana ma pareko?
Buhari: teso bhaya tapai KO tyo 32 ota daatha KO k kaam jaba ki tapai teti mula sano dhunga chapauna saknu hunna.
(While eating dinner mother in law suddenly found a small stone in her rice and she tells her daughter in law with an angry voice
Mother in law: if you cannot found small stones and threw it away while cooking than what is the importance of those two eyes?
Daughter in law: then what is the value of having those 32 teeth if you cannot chew that small stone of your food.)
- Dhurmus kudai kudai suntali bhathum pugecha ani bhanecha
Dhurmush: suntali tyo pallo ghar KO kti lai tw English nai aaudaina rahecha?
Suntali: kasari thaha payau tw?
Dhurmus: ani maela I LOVE YOU vaneko, reply dinu parne thauma aak jhaapad hani malai tw.
(Dhurmus just came running near to suntali and said that
Dhurmus: listen suntali that girl near to my house doesn’t know perfect English.
Suntali: how did you know that?
Dhurmus: well, I said her I LOVE YOU instead of giving reply to me she just slaps me hard.)
- Jaba pahilo ghanti lagera class ma sir pasnu vayo ani sabai lai aauta kura sodhnu vayo
Sir: timi haru ko ko lai aafu murkha chu jasto lagcha aakchoti ubhivayara dekhau?
Tyahi bela ram matra uthayo
Sir: ram timi aafu lai yati murkha thanchau ra?
Ram: haina sir, tapai matra uthnuu vako ramro lagena tesaila ho sir.
(When the teacher enter the class after the first bell ring than he asked some question to his student
Sir: anybody who thinks himself as a moron just stand up in his own place?
Just a student named ram wake up from his place
Sir: ram did you think yourself as a moron?
Ram: no sir, I feel really sad because only you are standing in your place so, I also stand up.)
- Vasme don le aafno girlfriend lai phone garecha
Vasme don: kata chau baby timi aahila?
Girlfriend: matw baba saga 5-star hotel gayara BMW car ma ghar pharkadai chu. Timi kata chau?
Vasme don: mah timi chadeko tempo ko pachadi jundirako chu maela tempo ko bhada deko chu, timle dinu pardaina.
(Vasme don call his girlfriend and asked
Vasme don: hey baby, where are you right now?
His girlfriend: well right now I am returning from 5star hotel with my father in his BMW car. But where are you?
Vasme don: well, I am on the same tempo of yours at backside and I had already pay money for both of us, you don’t need to pay it.)
- Aakdin thula thula desh bich tarbar competition parecha ani Nepal bata rajesh Dai janu vayacha.
Pakistan ko manche le aauta syaau hawa ma udayara 6 tukra parecha, India ko le aauta suntala udayara 10 tukra parecha ani chaina ko le aauta angur udayara 20 tukra parecha.
Rajesh Dai KO palo aauta machaad chyapa pakadera ani hawa ma udayara tarbar hallaunu vayacha Tara macchad udera gayacha
Darsaak: haina tyo macchad tw udera gayo tw tapai le harnu vayo rajesh Dai.
Rajesh Dai: chup lag, aaba dekhi tyo macchad kahila baau banna sakdaena.
(One day there are lots of popular people gathering in a same place for sword competition and from Nepal there was rajesh Dai.
So, first the man from Pakistan throws the apple in the air and cut it into 4 pieces. Then Indian man throws orange into the air and cut it into 10 pieces and Chinese man cut a small graph into 20 pieces.
Finally, it’s time for our rajesh Dai and he swings the sword in the air while throwing mosquito in the air. But mosquito flew away and everyone starts to laugh
Audience: you have failed the competition because mosquito flew away.
Rajesh Dai: shut up everyone, from today onwards that mosquito never going to be a father in his life.)
- Pati ra patni ko thulo jhagada hudai rahecha tati kai ma pati le risayara patni lai vanecha
Pati: tw pagalne hoss
Patni: thikai tw ho yatdi doctor saga BA gareko bhaya doctorni hunthiya.
(Husband and wife start to fight with each other and suddenly husband said that
Husband: you are a really mad girl.
Wife: yes you are right because if I merry with doctor then I will be Mrs. Doctor Girl.)
- 3 jana sthi haru aak aarka ko saga aafno budi ko barema guff gardai hasdai rahechan ani pahilo le vanecha
Pahilo sathi: mero budi tw yati moti che ki kursi ma basi bhane kursi nai bhachincha.
Dossro sathi: mero budi tw yati moti che ki kahila kahi tempo ma chadna gayo vane tempo wala le 4jana ko paisa hami 2 jana saga lincha.
Tesro sathi: mero budi tw yati moti che ki akdin dhobi ko ma lera gako usko luga tasle tw yaha luga matra dhune ho kunai tent ko kapada dhudinam vanyo.
(Three friends were talking about their wife in one place and they are laughing on each other
First friend: my wife is too fat that if she sits on the chair it will break within a short time.
Second friend: my wife is too fat that if we went to travel from tempo than the owner will charge 4people money for just 2 of us.
Third friend: my wife is too fat that one day I have taken her cloth to wash in a cloth washing place and the man said that they only washcloth, not a full-size tent.)
- Maya pareko kahi samaya paxi kta ra kti ko bichod bhayacha ani kta le facebook status lekhadai vanecha
Kta: kti haru bhaneko bus ra train jastai hun, aauta gaya aarko aaehalcha.
Tati kai ma tyo status kti le dekhecha ani usle pani aarko stus lekhiche
Kti: kta ra taxi bhaneko aautai ho, aakjana lai bolaya sabai aaucha aakkai choti
(After the deep love a boy and his girlfriend have breakup with each other and boy write a status in his facebook
Boy: girls and a bus is almost the same because if one will leave you another will surely come
After sometime girl saw that post and she also writes
Girl: boys and a taxi are almost the same if you call one person than the whole community will come after you.)
- Aakdin america ma basne Gopal le gau ko sathi lai guff dina phone lagayacha.
Gopal: oii sitaram tw rehana lai chinchas?
Sitaram: chindina ko ho ty?
Gopal: tyo America ko charchit gaaeka ho. Tw k chinthies yaha ka prasidda manche lai
Sitaram: tw shyame lai chinchas?
Gopal: chindina mah tasto sano manche lai ko ho tyo?
Sitaram: kahila gaau ma basdainas, tyo tero budi ko naya boyfriend ho.
(One day a friend name gopal who live in America call his another friend sitaram to show off his lifestyle
Gopal: hey do you recognize rihana?
Sitaram: no, who is she?
Gopal: she is a famous singer in America, you don’t know anything.
Sitaram: do you know who syame is?
Gopal: no, I never try to know those small people by the way who is he?
Sitaram: sometimes just stay in your village too. He is your wife’s boyfriend.)
- Aauta purai bank 4jana chor milera lutechan ani sagai baseko cashier lai pani lana khojechan
Cashier: yatro vaya var ko paisa tw lagihalyau, aaba malai chai kina lanu paryo timi haru le?
Choor haru: ani yo saab paisa chai kasle gancha tyaha pugera.
(In the midnight 4 thieves stolen the whole cash of the bank and they also try to take cashier with them
Cashier: you have already got all money with you but why you want to take me with you?
Thieves: it is too much money so who will count all this money after we got there.)
- geeta ra sita kura gardai rahechan
geeta: sita aaba mah mahes saga kahila BA garna sakdina ?
sita: kina k vayo? Timle uslai aarkai kti saga dekhayau ki k ho?
Geeta: haina ni uslai chai malai aarkai kta saga dekhayo hijo
(geeta and sita are talking together
Geeta: now, I cannot merry mahes ever in my life.
Sita: why? Did you saw him with another girl?
Geeta: no, he saw me walking with another boy in the market.
- Aauta srimati le logne lai bhanche
Srimati: timi le hijo malai gali gardai thiyau ni nindra ma?
Logne: timi jhukiyau jasto cha, mah nidayako thiena tati khera.
(A wife telling to her husband that
Wife: you are scolding at me in your dream last night.
Husband: I think you get it wrong, I am awake at that time.)
1. Nepali Jokes
Life of an Nepali Guy:
Dad’s “Timi bat hudain”- 22%
Boss’ Abuse- 12%
Girl’s “Lets stay frenz”- 14%
Watching “Loading..”- 31%
2. Facebook funny jokes in Nepali language and font
एकदम खतरनाक chat.
Girl- mero number kasale diyo..?
Boy-सुलभ सोचालयबाट मिल्यो..
3. new year romantic jokes in Nepali language
वर्षको पहिलो ज्ञान
गरीबहरुको हाइ र पत्निहरुको राय
कहिल्यै लिनु हुदैन ।
4. healthy doctor jokes in Nepali language
Nepal म बिरामी ठीक हुनुको श्रेय डा. लाई होइन रुपैया लाई जान्छ…
दर्ुइ हजार रुपैया लाग्यो तब गएर ठीक भयो…
5. marriage and girls jokes in Nepali langauge
जन्ती मा गएको झंडूभन्दा झंडू जन्तहरु पनि यही सोच्छ.
वधुपक्षको तमाम सुन्दर केटीहरु उसैलाई नै लाइन मारिरहेका छन् …
6. famous jokes in Nepali
अब जनता जागिसकेका छन्
र Bruss गर्नेछ, Fresh हुनेछ, नाश्ता गर्नेछ
7. funny girlfriend and boyfriend jokes in Nepali language
GF: बाइक लेऊ न एक्टिवा why लिइरहेका छौ –
BF : बाइक मा क्वार्टर, नमकीन र पानी को पाउच को लागि डिग्गी छैन !
8. Rajesh Dai jokes in Nepali
Handsome हुनुको सबैभन्दा ठूलो नोक्सान..
तपाई bed को दुबैतर्फाट र्झन सक्नुहुन्छ ..
9. lovely jokes in Nepali language
मैले तिमीलाई देखें, तिमीले मलाई देख्यौ
अनि के, दिमाग खराब भयो र block पेलिदियो
10. boy and girl jokes in Nepali language
Girl : I love dogs very much
Boy : Gharwala malai yahi nai bhanchhan
11. facebook jokes in Nepali language
Unknown Guy Sent Me Request On FB
He Texted: एक्सेप्ट गरिहाल कुत्ता
Now He Is My प्यारो यार
12. Crazy Jokes in Nepali
मेरो पापा को अनुसार शनिवार मात्र नाई को पसलमा बिताउन र घर को जरूरी कामलाई खत्म गर्नको लागि आउछ
13. religious jokes taxi comedy jokes in Nepali
Me – Daju Pashupati Januhunchha?
Taxiwala – hazur
Me – Thik cha janus, aauda khere mero lagi prasad lyaunu
14. santa banta friendship jokes in Nepali language
santa – अरु के चलिरहेको छ लाइफ मा ?
banta -3ifWba|XzjHjaAb ।
santa – केही समझमा आइरहेको छैन ?
banta – हजुर, यही चलिरहेको छ
15. politics k.p. Oli jokes
म के पी ओली बालीरहेको छु फोन नकाटनु
झापाका भोटर – सर Free wifi, मा’डल स्कूल, 15000 CCTV कैमरे को के भो ?
ओली – सुनि रहेको छैन
16. boyfriend and girlfriend double meaning jokes in Nepali
She-हैलो कहाँ छौ ?
He-मोटिवेट गरिहेको छु
He- कसलाई के मतलब? तिम्रो वेट गरिहेको छु एक घण्टा देखि.. मोटी
17. love jokes in Nepali language
Me:- I love U==
She:- Great, but I love other letters like V W X Y Z =
18. funny jokes
केटीहरु धेरै क्यूट हुन्छन्..
कोचिंग भनेर मल घुम्न गई,
भूकम्प को डरले मलबाट बाहिर आई,
बाहिर मीडिया को कैमरा देखेर फेरी भित्र गइ हाली ।
19. money nepali jokes
मिडिल क्लास : थैंक गड म दस लाख कमाउदिन,……….
नत्र पांच सयको सब्सिडी
गइहाल्दथ्यो ।. ..
20. love film jokes in Nepali language
यदि तपाईसँग कालो धन छ भनेे
“प्रेम रतन धन पायो” नामक चलचित्र मा खर्च गर्न सक्नुहुन्छ !
21. winter jokes comedy
“मलाई नखोज दुनियाको भावनामा
यहीं छ म आफनो विस्तरामा
HappY Winter -D
22. student exam jokes
दुनिया मा साच्चै इमानदारी तब आउनेछ जब विध्यार्थी परीक्षा मा नक्क्ल गरिसकेपछि……
अंत मा copied लेख्नेछ
23. flirt jokes
“कृपया तपाईसँग कुनै flirt गरे भने सहयोग दिनुहोला 10 वर्ष पछि तपाईलाई कसैले घाँस दिनेछैन । धन्यवाद”
24. Nepali super cooking jokes
मलाई पनि खाना पकाउन आउछ । “के के पकाइ हाल्छौ-” सादा मैगी, सब्जी मैगी, चीज मैगी, पनीर मैगी इत्यादि। ” राम्ररो बहिनी bye bye”
25. relation jokes in Nepali language
जन्म-जन्मांतर को टूटेको रिश्ता नाता पनि जोडिन जान्छ, बस सामुन्ने वालालाई तपाईसँग कुनै काम पर्नु पर्छ ।
26. marriage jokes in Nepali language
विवाहको लागि 36 गुण मिलाउन पर्छ
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