26 Funny Husband Wife Jokes in Hindi+Nepali Language Mix

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21. husband wife jokes in Hindi+Nepali language

Preparing for Guests

Wife: Mehmaan aai raheko chha n ra Ghar ma Daal ko Siva Kehi pani hoina.

 

Husband: Jaba tyo aaos Taba Kitchen Ma Ik pataktan Gira Dinu, ra Jaba ma Puchchu Taba bhannu ko KORMA Gir gayo…

Ani Dosro Bartan Girana, ra bhannu Biryani Gir Gayi… Ani ma Bhanuga jaun  Daal chhain Le Aao…

 

Mehmano ko Aane Pachhi Bartan Girne ko Awaaj aayo…..

 

Husband: ko bhayo…???

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Wife: Bhangra Paa Le Kanjraaa… Daal chhain Gir Gayi…

22. husband wife jokes in Hindi+Nepali language

Drunken Driving

Santa ra Banta Daaru Pee ko ghar Jaa raheko The.

 

Tabhi Santa Chillya: Oye Banta, Deewar… Abe Samunne  Dekh Deewar chhu…. MArwayega Ke, Oye! Garer raheko chhaYaar???? Dekh Aagey Deewar chhu…

 

Dhadaaaaam! and They Hit the Wall.

 

The Next day in theo hospital Santa asked Banta: Harami, Thukwa dine Na. kahile dekhi bhani bato thiyo Deewar chha, Deewar chha, Deewar chhu… Barshe Sun chhain chhain bato thiyo. Timilai Ek patak pani Khayaal Daina AAYO ko Gharwale Parkhai Gari raheko Honge? Gharwalon ra Bbachchaa haru tar ko Beetegi? ra Yadi ma Mar Jaate Taba Gharbali sang ko Hota???? Bol Ab Daarubaaj… Bolta kin chhain Kutte, Rakashii ???

 

Banterahte Hue: Oye Santa… Gaadi Ma Daina timi Chala bato thiyo… Rakashii, Bevde…!!!

 

Husband-Wife Funnies

Hubby ko Birthday mathi Wife le Pucha: ko Gift Chahiyo Timilai???

Hubby: Timi Malai Prem gar, Ijjat gar ra mero bhannu Maano… Bas Yahi kaafi chhu.

Wife, kehi Der Soch Ke: Daina, ma Taba Gift chhain Dungi.

23. husband wife jokes in Hindi+Nepali language

Let there be light

Ek gaon ma bijuli aane waali thi. Wahan ko sabai manchhe khushi the…

 

Bijuli aaunekhushi ma sabai gaon waale jhum raheko the, nach raheko the, gaa raheko the, celebrations hidi raheki thi…

 

Wahin ek kutta pani jhum-jhamilainach bato thiyo… enjoy kar bato thiyo ann thulo chhain khushi thiyo.

 

Gaon ko ek manchhe le kukurdekhi sodhen, “Are bhai tun kina nach raheko chha?

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Kutta bolyo, “Bijuli aaunechhin ta khambe pani ta lagenge….”

 

Busy Husband!

Wife calls hubby…

 

Wife: Kahan chhau, kyayer raheko ho?

 

Hubby: O yaar, kehi mat pucho, kharab haal chhu. Office ma chhu , dherai dherai busy chhu , kaam chhain hi kaam chha, saans linu ko pani phursat chhain. ra timi batao, ko gari raheko hos, bachcha  ko gari raheko chha n?

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Wife: KFC ma timro pachhi bachchaa haru ko saath bethi chhu ra bachcha  pooch raheko chha n ko papa ko saath kun chhain BUA bethi chha n?

24. husband wife jokes in Hindi+Nepali language

Wife: tapai Bangkok JaauchhauTaba Malai Kin Daina lagi hal te???

Husband: Arrey Pagli, Jaba Restaurant Ma Jaauchhan n Taba Tiffin Thode Na Le ko JAauchhan !!!!

25. husband wife jokes in Hindi+Nepali language

Please Take Care of Yourself

Husband: Dubai gai raheko hun…

Wife: mero lagijewellery lana…

 

Husband: Paris gai raheko hun….

Wife: mero lagicosmetics lana…

 

Husband: London gai raheko hun…

Wife: Perfumes leke aaunu…

 

Husband: Narak ma gai raheko hun…

Wife: Bhagwan ko dine sabai kehi chhu… bas timi aafno khyaal rakhnu..!!!

26. husband wife jokes in Hindi+Nepali language

Who Started It?

Santa ra usko wife Jeeto ma jhagda bhayo taba Jeeto le aafno Aama ko phone gare , “Maa mero un dekhi jhagda bhayeko chhu. ma 1 month ko lagi tapai ko chheu ma aai raheko chhun.”

 

Jeeto’s mother, “Jhagda kis le start gare ??????”

 

Jeeto, “Unho ne.”

 

Jeeto’s mother: “Jhagda us kambakhat le gare  chha saj pani ushe chhain milni chahiyo. Timi tyahi thehro ma aai raheko chhun 3 Month ko lagi.”

 

Wife!!!

Pahile ma dherai dukhi rahane thiyo. Sadhai rune rahane thiyo. Ma sanga kaam daina hos paye thiyo. Gharbali sang taane sun ko ro dine gardai thiyo. Ani ma yo naya product ko baare ma suna, jasako naam thiyo !!!…WIFE…!!!

 

Ye ‘Wife’ vakai lajwaab chhu.

 

Ab ma aafno pura nindra 2-3 ghanta ma chhain pura kar leta hun.

 

Duniya bhari ko taane ra gaaliyaan hass hass ko sun leta hun.

 

Katti pani kathinai aaos khushi rahane hun.

 

Dukh-Sukh ko tensions dekhi mathi uth gaya hun.

 

Swarg-Narak, sabai yahin chha n, ab yo pani samaj aai sakyo chhu.

 

Ab taba satruon dekhi maya bhayeko chhu.

 

Sachchai ma, yo ‘WIFE ‘ vakai asardaar chhu. Always keep your wife’s picture as mobile screensaver. Whenever you face a problem, see thiyo picture & le . If I can handle this, I can handle anything!

27. Pati Patni Funny Jokes in Hindi and Nepali language

Tihar Offer

Wife saw a board outside a shop.

Tihar Offer Ending Today:

Banarsi Saree Rs 10 Only.

Nylon Rs 8 only.

 

Cotton Saree Rs 5 only.

Excited Wife, ta Husband,: Give ma Rs 500, I’ll buy 50 sarees.

Husband: Beerbal ko aamaa, istri ko dukan chha tyo.

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