26 Funny Husband Wife Jokes in Hindi+Nepali Language Mix

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6. santa banta husband wife jokes in Hindi+Nepali language

Bechaara Santa!!!

Santa aafno Wife ko Saath Ek Party Ma gayo.

Thodi Der Pachhi Wife Le dekhe ko Santa Ek Sundar jhai Mahila dekhi Dherai Ghul-Miler Muskuraate Hue Kuraharu Kar Rahaa Thaa.

Wife le Bistarai dekhi Santa ko Kaan Ma Jaayer Kaha: Lautate Samay kasai Medical Store dekhi Hote Hue Chalinechha.

Santa: Kin ? ko linu chha ?

Wife: Marham-Patti Kaa Saamaan.

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Santa: mathi ko ko lagi ?

Wife: Ghar Pahunch Kar Timro Choton mathi Lagaan ko lagi….

Santa: mathi Malai Taba kunai sano Daina Lageko chha !!!

Wife: ahile ma Ghar pani Kahaan Pahunche chha n….!!!!

Ek patak Santa le Soche ko aafno Wife Ko Ek Surprise dine Jaye Taba Unale Wife Ko Bina Bataye Naya Car Khareed Li.

Ghar Pahunchte chhain Santa le Excitement ko Maare Darwaaje dekhi chhain Awaaj Laga Di: Yaar Sunti hos, Aaj Tumhaara Barson ko Sapna Poora Bhayeko!

Shreemati Daudti Hui Kitchen dekhi Bahar Aayi ra Shock Ma Chillai: chhae, chhae!!!! ko Bhayeko Saasu Aama ko?????

 

Santa aafno Wife Ko Cherte Huye bolchha: ma Timilai Bina Dekhe Bibah ko, Can you believe that?

Wife: ra mero Himmat Taba Her, ma Timilai Herne Pachhi pani Timilai Bibah ko.

 

Santa ko Wife le Ambulance Ko lagi Phone gare . Operator le Pucha: Madam, ko Takleef chha tapai ko?

Santa’s Wife: tyo Table ko Tholari diyunkhi mero Pair ko aula Ma Thodi jhai Lag Gayi chhu.

Operator: yo ko Majaak chha Madam!!! Yati Sano kura Ko lagi pani kunai Ambulance Bulaata chha ???

Santa’s Wife: Daina Bhaisaab!!! Ambulance Malai aafno liyi Daina, aafno Husband Ko lagi Chahiyo…. tyo Darasal Jaba Malai Lagi Taba unko Hasi Nikal Gayi Thi….

7. husband wife jokes in Hindi+Nepali language

Naughty Wives

Wife is angry as hubby stands timi close ta a beautiful girl in bus, a few seconds later thiyo girl slaps him for pinching.

Hubby ta wife: I swear I didn’t.

Wife: I know, I did it…

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Doctor ta injured patient: Jaba Car Ek Lady Vhalaa Rahi thiyo Taba Timilai Road dekhi tada Hat Jaana Chahiyo thiyo.

Patient: Kun chahi Road? ma Taba Garden Ma Letaa bhayoa thiyo.

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Husbund & Wife Ek chhain Plate Ma Pani pura Kha raheko The, 1 Dusre ko Aankha Ma Aankha Daal Ke.

Wife, Prem le: Ayasto ko Heri raheko Ho?

Husband: alikati Aaram dekhi kha…. mero paalo chhain chhain aai Rahi !!!

 

Husband ta Wife: Timi Sabaiko Samunne  AG, OG, Sun ta G bhani Kar kin Boltee Ho? Wife: ma Indian Wives Sanskaron Waali Hunchha  n, Kahile Sabaiko Samunne  aafno Pati Ko ‘Abe Gadhe’ Ya ‘Oye Gadhe’ Ya Sun O Gadhe’ Daina Bol Sakti. Yasaile Short Ma AG, OG, Sun O G Bhanchhinn.

 

A wife wrote this specially for her husband:

Kahile Kahile mero mutu Ma, yo Khayal aaune chhu….

Kahile Kahile mero mutu Ma, yo Khayal aaune chhu….

Jaba timi Raat ma 11.00 Bajeko So jane chha, Taba Next Day Morning Timro Whatsapp Last Seen at 2.30 AM Kyuin Dekhaita chha ???

8. husband wife jokes in Hindi+Nepali language

I Love you!

Aurton ko Ek Group sang poocha gaya ke ke kon aafno SHOHRON sang prem karti chha n?

 

Sab le hat khare kardiye…

 

Yi sabai ko ek-ek msg dia giya ko aafno aafno SHOHRON lai send garnu…

 

“I LOVE YOU ”

 

To Inke shohron ko uttar kehi yasto aaye…

 

1: Timro tabiyat theek chha na?

 

2: Ab ke bhayeko ? feri car maar di.

 

3: Excuse me!

 

4: Matra yati batau ko katti pyasto chahiyo?

 

5: Nasha ta gareko chhain?

 

6: Ab ke kardia timile? ma is patak maaf garne chhain.

ra sabai bhanda ramro uttar yo thiyo.

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7: Ko ho tapai?

9. husband wife jokes in Hindi+Nepali language

Husband: Darling!!! Timro Naam Haath ma Likhu Ya mutu Pe??

Wife: Idhar Udhar kin Likhte hos ? Yadi Sachcha Prem Gardai hos Taba Seedha aafno Property ko Papers ma Likho !!!

Moral: Shreemati ko Samunne  Style Daina Maarnr ko.

10. husband wife jokes in Hindi+Nepali language

Prabhu… yo ko Moh-Maya chha ?

Apna Bachcha Roye, Taba mutu Ma Drd Hune garchha ra Doosre ko Roye, Taba shir Ma!

Aafno Shreemati Roye, Taba shir Ma pida Hune garchha ra Doosre ko Roye, Taba mutu Ma….

Sab Prabhu ko Maya chhu.

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Jitendra Sahayogee

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