26 Funny Husband Wife Jokes in Hindi+Nepali Language Mix


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26 Funny Husband Wife Jokes in Hindi+Nepali Language Mix

1. husband wife jokes in Hindi+Nepali language

Premature Birth???

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Banta ko shaadi ko 3 mahine pachhichhain beta bhayeko.

 

Banta: yo hamro bachcha 3 mahine pachhikasari bhayeko? ra manchhe haru ko taba 9 mahine pachhihune garchha?

 

Shreemati: Atapai pani na.., yo batau tapai ko shaadi ko katti time bhayeko chha ?

 

Banta: 3 Mahine.

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Shreemati: ra mero shaadi ko?

 

Banta: 3 Mahine.

 

Shreemati: ra hamro bachcha katti time pachhibhayo?

 

Banta: 3 Mahine baad.

 

Shreemati: Total katti months bhai gayo?

 

Banta Khushi Se: Oh… shit yaar, SAMAY ko paye chhain chhain chala… Sorry Janu ma timi mathi shaq gare .

 

Shreemati: Please, yasto mat bhan ji, Rulaoge Kya…?

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Wife: Where are you?

Husband: I’m at Bank.

Wife: Wow that’s good! I need 20,000 for new Cell Phone, 5,000 for new dress, 6000 for new shoes, 4000 for new purse, 8000 for my new cosmetics…

Husband: Sorry, I mean I am at Blood bank, KHOON PIYOGI? KHOON ???

3. husband wife jokes in Hindi+Nepali language

Husband and wife ma jhagda bahi raheko thiyo…

Shreemati: Kaash ma aafno Aama ko kura aama leti ra timi dekhi shaadi nerti.

Pati: ko matlab timro Aama le timilai ma sanga shaadi garna ko lagi man gare  thiyo..?

Shreemati: ra chhain taba kya……

Pati: Hey Bhagwaan, ma aaj samma us nek mahilama katti kharab samjhta bato jasle malai bachana chaha…!

4. husband wife jokes in Hindi+Nepali language

She’s Pregnant!

Kanjoos Buwa ko bete le kaha: Papa mero girfriend pregnant bhayo  chhu. 50,000 mang raheko chha, CHUP rehne ke.

 

Kanjoos Buwa le shanthi dekhi pyasto deu diye.

 

2 mahine pachhidosro beta bolchha: mero girlfriend pregnant chhu. 75,000 mang raheko chha, CHUP rehne ke.

 

Kanjoos Buwa le ek patak ani shanthi dekhi pyasto deu diye.

 

6 mahine pachhiKanjoos ko kuwari chhori boli: Papa, I am pregnant!

 

Kanjoos le uslai gala dekhi lagaya ra maatha chamilaikhushi dekhi bolchha: Shabaash beti, ab pyasto linu ko paalo mero chhu.

5. husband wife jokes in Hindi+Nepali language

Pathan vs. Bainya!

EK Pathan ek Baniye ko shaadi ma gayo.

 

Shaadi waale ghar ma 2 darwaje the, 1 ma Natadaar, dusre ma mitra lekheko thiyo.

 

Pathan, mitra bale darwaje dekhi enter bhayeko.

 

Aage ani 2 darwaje tha, 1 ma Ladies, dusre ma Gents lekheko thiyo.

 

Pathan, Gents bale darwaje dekhi enter bhayo.

 

Wahan 2 ra darwaje the, 1 ma Gift dene bala dusre ma Bina giftwala lekheko thiyo.

 

Pathan bina giftwaale darwaje ma enter bhayo!

 

Jaba here taba Pathan, bahar gali ma khada tha!

 

ra wahan lekheko tha: ‘Sharm ta aai raheko chhain chhunechha!!! Baniye ko shaadi ra free ma roti khayega ? JA JA hawa khhaa..!!!

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I am Jitendra Sahayogee, a Writer of 12 Nepali Books, Director of Maithili films, Founder of Radio Stations, Designer of Websites and Editor of Some Nepali Blogs.

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