26 Funny Husband Wife Jokes in Hindi+Nepali Language Mix

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26 Funny Husband Wife Jokes in Hindi+Nepali Language Mix

1. husband wife jokes in Hindi+Nepali language

Premature Birth???
Banta ko shaadi ko 3 mahine pachhichhain beta bhayeko.
Banta: yo hamro bachcha 3 mahine pachhikasari bhayeko? ra manchhe haru ko taba 9 mahine pachhihune garchha?
Shreemati: Atapai pani na.., yo batau tapai ko shaadi ko katti time bhayeko chha ?
Banta: 3 Mahine.
Shreemati: ra mero shaadi ko?
Banta: 3 Mahine.
Shreemati: ra hamro bachcha katti time pachhibhayo?
Banta: 3 Mahine baad.
Shreemati: Total katti months bhai gayo?
Banta Khushi Se: Oh… shit yaar, SAMAY ko paye chhain chhain chala… Sorry Janu ma timi mathi shaq gare .
Shreemati: Please, yasto mat bhan ji, Rulaoge Kya…?

2. husband wife dirty jokes in Hindi language

Wife: Where are you?
Husband: I’m at Bank.
Wife: Wow that’s good! I need 20,000 for a new Cell Phone, 5,000 for a new dress, 6000 for new shoes, 4000 for a new purse, 8000 for my new cosmetics…
Husband: Sorry, I mean I am at Blood bank, KHOON PIYOGI? KHOON ???

3. husband wife jokes in Hindi+Nepali language

Husband and wife ma jhagda bahi raheko thiyo…
Shreemati: Kaash ma aafno Aama ko Kura aama leti a timi dekhi Shaadi nerti.
Pati: ko Matlab timro Aama le timilai ma sanga Shaadi garna ko Lagi man gare thiyo..?
Shreemati: ra chhain taba kya……
Pati: Hey Bhagwaan, ma aaj samma us nek mahilama katti kharab samjhta bato jasle malai bachana chaha…!

4. husband wife jokes in Hindi+Nepali language

She’s Pregnant!
Kanjoos Buwa ko bete le kaha: Papa mero girfriend pregnant bhayo  chhu. 50,000 mang raheko chha, CHUP rehne ke.
Kanjoos Buwa le Shanthi dekhi pyasto deu diye.
2 mahine pachhidosro beta bolchha: mero girlfriend pregnant chhu. 75,000 mang raheko chha, CHUP rehne ke.
Kanjoos Buwa le ek patak ani shanthi dekhi pyasto deu diye.
6 mahine pachhiKanjoos ko kuwari chhori boli: Papa, I am pregnant!
Kanjoos le uslai gala dekhi lagaya ra maatha chamilaikhushi dekhi bolchha: Shabaash beti, ab pyasto linu ko paalo mero chhu.

5. husband wife jokes in Hindi+Nepali language

Pathan vs. Bainya!
EK Pathan ek Baniye ko shaadi ma gayo.
Shaadi waale ghar ma 2 darwaje the, 1 ma Natadaar, dusre ma mitra lekheko thiyo.
Pathan, mitra bale darwaje dekhi enter bhayeko.
Aage ani 2 darwaje tha, 1 ma Ladies, dusre ma Gents lekheko thiyo.
Pathan, Gents bale darwaje dekhi enter bhayo.
Wahan 2 ra darwaje the, 1 ma Gift dene bala dusre ma Bina giftwala lekheko thiyo.
Pathan bina giftwaale darwaje ma enter bhayo!
Jaba here taba Pathan, bahar gali ma khada tha!
ra wahan lekheko tha: ‘Sharm ta aai raheko chhain chhunechha!!! Baniye ko shaadi ra free ma roti khayega ? JA JA hawa khhaa..!!!

6. Santa Banta husband wife jokes in Hindi+Nepali language

Bechara Santa!!!
Santa aafno Wife ko Saath Ek Party Ma gayo.
Thodi Der Pachhi Wife Le dekhe ko Santa Ek Sundar jhai Mahila dekhi Dherai Ghul-Miler Muskuraate Hue Kuraharu Kar Rahaa Thaa.
Wife le Bistarai dekhi Santa ko Kaan Ma Jaayer Kaha: Lautate Samay kasai Medical Store dekhi Hote Hue Chalinechha.
Santa: Kin ? ko linu chha ?
Wife: Marham-Patti Kaa Saamaan.
Santa: mathi ko ko lagi ?
Wife: Ghar Pahunch Kar Timro Choton mathi Lagaan ko lagi….
Santa: mathi Malai Taba kunai sano Daina Lageko chha !!!
Wife: ahile ma Ghar pani Kahaan Pahunche chha n….!!!!
Ek patak Santa le Soche ko aafno Wife Ko Ek Surprise dine Jaye Taba Unale Wife Ko Bina Bataye Naya Car Khareed Li.
Ghar Pahunchte chain Santa le Excitement ko Maare Darwaaje dekhi chain Awaaj Laga Di: Yaar Sunti hos, Aaj Tumhaara Barson ko Sapna Poora Bhayeko!
Shreemati Daudti Hui Kitchen dekhi Bahar Aayi ra Shock Ma Chillai: chhae, chhae!!!! ko Bhayeko Saasu Aama ko?????
Santa aafno Wife Ko Cherte Huye bolchha: ma Timilai Bina Dekhe Bibah ko, Can you believe that?
Wife: ra mero Himmat Taba Her, ma Timilai Herne Pachhi pani Timilai Bibah ko.
Santa ko Wife le Ambulance Ko lagi Phone gare . Operator le Pucha: Madam, ko Takleef chha tapai ko?
Santa’s Wife: tyo Table ko Tholari diyunkhi mero Pair ko aula Ma Thodi jhai Lag Gayi chhu.
Operator: yo ko Majaak chha Madam!!! Yati Sano kura Ko lagi pani kunai Ambulance Bulaata chha ???
Santa’s Wife: Daina Bhaisaab!!! Ambulance Malai aafno liyi Daina, aafno Husband Ko lagi Chahiyo…. tyo Darasal Jaba Malai Lagi Taba unko Hasi Nikal Gayi Thi….

7. husband wife jokes in Hindi+Nepali language

Naughty Wives
Their wife is angry as hubby stands timi close ta a beautiful girl in bus, a few seconds later thiyo girl slaps him for pinching.
Hubby ta wife: I swear I didn’t.
Wife: I know, I did it…
Doctor ta injured patient: Jaba Car Ek Lady Vhalaa Rahi thiyo Taba Timilai Road dekhi tada Hat Jaana Chahiyo thiyo.
Patient: Kun chahi Road? ma Taba Garden Ma Letaa bhayoa thiyo.
Husbund & Wife Ek chhain Plate Ma Pani pura Kha raheko The, 1 Dusre ko Aankha Ma Aankha Daal Ke.
Wife, Prem le: Ayasto ko Heri raheko Ho?
Husband: alikati Aaram dekhi kha…. mero paalo chhain chhain aai Rahi !!!
Husband ta Wife: Timi Sabaiko Samunne  AG, OG, Sun ta G bhani Kar kin Boltee Ho? Wife: ma Indian Wives Sanskaron Waali Hunchha  n, Kahile Sabaiko Samunne  aafno Pati Ko ‘Abe Gadhe’ Ya ‘Oye Gadhe’ Ya Sun O Gadhe’ Daina Bol Sakti. Yasaile Short Ma AG, OG, Sun O G Bhanchhinn.
A wife wrote this specially for her husband:
Kahile Kahile mero mutu Ma, yo Khayal aaune chhu….
Kahile Kahile mero mutu Ma, yo Khayal aaune chhu….
Jaba timi Raat ma 11.00 Bajeko So jane chha, Taba Next Day Morning Timro Whatsapp Last Seen at 2.30 AM Kyuin Dekhaita chha ???

8. husband wife jokes in Hindi+Nepali language

I Love you!
Aurton ko Ek Group sang poocha gaya ke ke kon aafno SHOHRON sang prem karti chha n?
Sab le hat khare kardiye…
Yi sabai ko ek-ek msg dia giya ko aafno aafno SHOHRON lai send garnu…
“I LOVE YOU “
To Inke shohron ko uttar kehi yasto aaye…
1: Timro tabiyat theek chha na?
2: Ab ke bhayeko ? feri car maar di.
3: Excuse me!
4: Matra yati batau ko katti pyasto chahiyo?
5: Nasha ta gareko chhain?
6: Ab ke kardia timile? ma is patak maaf garne chhain.
ra sabai bhanda ramro uttar yo thiyo.
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7: Ko ho tapai?

9. husband wife jokes in Hindi+Nepali language

Husband: Darling!!! Timro Naam Haath ma Likhu Ya mutu Pe??
Wife: Idhar Udhar kin Likhte hos ? Yadi Sachcha Prem Gardai hos Taba Seedha aafno Property ko Papers ma Likho !!!
Moral: Shreemati ko Samunne  Style Daina Maarnr ko.

10. husband wife jokes in Hindi+Nepali language

Prabhu… yo ko Moh-Maya chha ?
Apna Bachcha Roye, Taba mutu Ma Drd Hune garchha ra Doosre ko Roye, Taba shir Ma!
Aafno Shreemati Roye, Taba shir Ma pida Hune garchha ra Doosre ko Roye, Taba mutu Ma….
Sab Prabhu ko Maya chhu.

11. husband wife jokes in Hindi+Nepali language

A Man Praying in Kumbh Mela:
Hey Prabhu, Nyaye gar…
Hey Prabhu, Nyaye gar…
Sadhai Bhai-Bhai Bichhadte chha n Is Kumbh ko Mele Ma…
Kahile Pati-Patni ma pani Try gar!!!!
Wife: Jaanu, Kaash tapai Message Hote, ma Tapai ko Save Karti ra Jaba mutu Chahana Ta Padh Leti.
Husband: Kanjoos Hee Rahiyo, Save Hee Karke Rakshayo, aafno kasai Sathi Ko Forward Neriyo!!!

12. husband wife jokes in Hindi+Nepali language
Shreemati: tyo Samunne  Rakashii Heri raheko hos ?
Pati: Husband: Haan! Kyun, Timi Jaanti hos Us Ko?
Shreemati: Haan. 10 Barsh Pahile ma uslai Shaadi ko lagi Inkaar gare  thiyo. ra tyo Aaj samma Pee raheko chhu.
PATI: Buwa Re…… Yati lamo celebration!!!

13. husband wife jokes in Hindi+Nepali language

A couple went ta an Art Gallery. Ther was a picture of a girl covered only by Leaves.
Husband was watching.
Wife: Ghar ahile jaun ge, Ya Hawa Aane samma rukoge!!!

14. husband wife jokes in Hindi+Nepali language

Husband & Wife Humour
Patni: jaun  Ek Khel Khelte chha n… ma Chhupti chhu  ra tapai Malai Dhoondhna. Yadi Tapaile Dhoondh liyo Taba ma Tapai ko Saath Shopping Garne Chalungi.
Pati: ra Yadi Daina Dhoondh payeko Taba ?
Patni: Aaisa Mat Kaho Jaanu…… Bas Darwaje ko Peechhe Hee Chhupoongi …!!!

15. husband wife jokes in Hindi+Nepali language

Visiting Charges!
Santa: Doctor ko chheu ma gaya ra bolyo ghar jaane ko katti fees line chha n tapai??
Doctor: 300 rupees.
Santa: Theek chha doctor ji, chaliye phir.
Doctor le aafno bag liya, bike nikali ra Santa ko liyer Santa ko ghar pahunch gaye.
Doctor bolchha: Mareej kahan chha ??
Santa: Yaha kunai mareej chhain doctor ji, darasal kura yo chha ko taxi bala 500 maang bato thiyo ra tapaile 300 ma le aaye…

16. husband wife jokes in Hindi+Nepali language

Ek mahila aafno Boyfriend ko Saath Bajaar Ma Ghoom Rahi Thee ko Tabhi Unko Pati Mila gayo.
Pati le Boyfriend Ko Peetna Shuru gari diyeya.
Aurat: Maaro Barshey Ko… aafno Shreemati Ko Kahile Gmaane Le jane chhain ra Doosron ko Shreemation Ko Le jane chhu.
Tabhi Boyfriend Ko Josh Aai sakyo ra tyo Pati Ko Peetne Shuru Gari diyunta chhu.
Aurat: Maar Barshe Ko !!! aafai Taba Kahile Gmaane Le jane chhain ra Doosron Ko pani Daina Gmaane Deta!!!

17. husband wife jokes in Hindi+Nepali language

Husband: Timro Shaadi bhanda pahile Katti Boyfriend The??
Wife silent…
Husband Chilla Ke: Ma yas Shanthi ko ko Matlab Samjhun?
Wife: Haaye Rabba… Gin Taba raheko chhun…. Chilla kin raheko Ho…

18. husband wife jokes in Hindi+Nepali language

Pati: Saab, mero Patni Dukha Bhayo  chha !!!
Postmaster: Oye, Andhaa chha ko ??? yo Post Office chha, Police Station Jaa Na.
Pati: Maaf Garnu Bhai, Kyaa garn, Khushi ko Maare Kehi Samajh chhain aai Rahaa ko Kidhar Jaauun ???`

19. husband wife jokes in Hindi+Nepali language

Suicide… Suicide…
Ek Wife le Bihan Uthte chhain aafno Pati Ko Pankhe dekhi Rassi Baandhte here, Taba Ghabraayer Pucha: Arey, yo tapai ko Gari raheko Ho???
Husband le Dukhi Swar Ma Kaha: Ma timro nitya Roj ko Naya Kapde Dilaane ko Pharmaish dekhi kuttaAai sakyo Hun, Yasaile Suicide Kar raheko chhu.
Ye Sunte chhain Wife le Jor Jor dekhi Rona Start Gari diyeya, ra Boli: Jaatey Jaatey Ek White Suit Taba Dilwa deu, Natra Timrohvin ma ko Pahiriungi????

20. husband wife jokes in Hindi+Nepali language

Pati, Patni ra Patient…
Patient: Doctor Sahab, Chadai kehi gar, mero Payar harumathi Ek mahilale Gaadi Chadha Di.
Doctor le Uslai Achche dekhi Check gare , ra Paaya ko Dherai chhain Mamuli jhai sano chha, mathi Mareej Ghabraya bhayeko chha !
Doctor bolchha: Oh! Bhai Operation Garnu Padega, Dherai Kharcha Aayega… Taiyaar Ho?
Mareej: Kehi pani gar, Chadai gar. Kameeni le Mara bhayo Socher Uthaune pani Daina!!
Yati Ma Doctor ko Shreemati ko Phone Aai sakyo.
Doctor: Hellooo…
Shreemati: Hello Ko mar Goli! ma Ek Kathinai Ma Phas Gayi Hun, Chadai dekhi kunai Raasta Batao.
Doctor: Kastoi Kathinai???
Shreemati: ma Car Chalate Hue Ek Manchhe Ko Takkar Maar diye ra tyo Shayad Mar Gaya chhu.
Doctor: Manchhe le Kapde Kasari Pehen Rakhe The?
Shreemati: Hari T-shirt ra Black Pant.
Doctor: Oh! ta uslai Timile Maara chha ? Police Khooni Ko Talaash Karti Hui Ghoom Rahi chhu.
Shreemati: Taba Ab Ma ko garun?
Doctor: Garnu ko chhu… 4-6 Mahin ko lagi Maikey Chali Jao, Chadai.
Patni: Theek chha Jaa Rahi chhu .
Mareej: Doctor Ji, gar Na Kuch!
Doctor: Bhai kehi Daina bhayeko chha Timilai… yo Piase Pakad ra 4-5 Beer Le Aaa Chadai Se… dubai Piyenge… ra Haan, Please yo Hari T-shirt Nikali ko Jaa.

21. husband wife jokes in Hindi+Nepali language

Preparing for Guests
Wife: Mehmaan aai raheko chha n ra Ghar ma Daal ko Siva Kehi pani hoina.
Husband: Jaba tyo aaos Taba Kitchen Ma Ik pataktan Gira Dinu, ra Jaba ma Puchchu Taba bhannu ko KORMA Gir gayo…
Ani Dosro Bartan Girana, ra bhannu Biryani Gir Gayi… Ani ma Bhanuga jaun  Daal chhain Le Aao…
Mehmano ko Aane Pachhi Bartan Girne ko Awaaj aayo…..
Husband: ko bhayo…???
Wife: Bhangra Paa Le Kanjraaa… Daal chhain Gir Gayi…

22. husband wife jokes in Hindi+Nepali language

Drunken Driving
Santa ra Banta Daaru Pee ko ghar Jaa raheko The.
Tabhi Santa Chillya: Oye Banta, Deewar… Abe Samunne  Dekh Deewar chhu…. MArwayega Ke, Oye! Garer raheko chhaYaar???? Dekh Aagey Deewar chhu…
Dhadaaaaam! and They Hit the Wall.
The Next day in theo hospital Santa asked Banta: Harami, Thukwa dine Na. kahile dekhi bhani bato thiyo Deewar chha, Deewar chha, Deewar chhu… Barshe Sun chhain chhain bato thiyo. Timilai Ek patak pani Khayaal Daina AAYO ko Gharwale Parkhai Gari raheko Honge? Gharwalon ra Bbachchaa haru tar ko Beetegi? ra Yadi ma Mar Jaate Taba Gharbali sang ko Hota???? Bol Ab Daarubaaj… Bolta kin chhain Kutte, Rakashii ???
Banterahte Hue: Oye Santa… Gaadi Ma Daina timi Chala bato thiyo… Rakashii, Bevde…!!!

Husband-Wife Funnies

Hubby ko Birthday mathi Wife le Pucha: ko Gift Chahiyo Timilai???
Hubby: Timi Malai Prem gar, Ijjat gar ra mero bhannu Maano… Bas Yahi kaafi chhu.
Wife, kehi Der Soch Ke: Daina, ma Taba Gift chhain Dungi.

23. husband wife jokes in Hindi+Nepali language

Let there be light
Ek gaon ma bijuli aane waali thi. Wahan ko sabai manchhe khushi the…
Bijuli aaunekhushi ma sabai gaon waale jhum raheko the, nach raheko the, gaa raheko the, celebrations hidi raheki thi…
Wahin ek kutta pani jhum-jhamilainach bato thiyo… enjoy kar bato thiyo ann thulo chhain khushi thiyo.
Gaon ko ek manchhe le kukurdekhi sodhen, “Are bhai tun kina nach raheko chha?
Kutta bolyo, “Bijuli aaunechhin ta khambe pani ta lagenge….”
Busy Husband!
Wife calls hubby…
Wife: Kahan chhau, kyayer raheko ho?
Hubby: O yaar, kehi mat pucho, kharab haal chhu. Office ma chhu , dherai dherai busy chhu , kaam chhain hi kaam chha, saans linu ko pani phursat chhain. ra timi batao, ko gari raheko hos, bachcha  ko gari raheko chha n?
Wife: KFC ma timro pachhi bachchaa haru ko saath bethi chhu ra bachcha  pooch raheko chha n ko papa ko saath kun chhain BUA bethi chha n?

24. husband wife jokes in Hindi+Nepali language

Wife: tapai Bangkok JaauchhauTaba Malai Kin Daina lagi hal te???
Husband: Arrey Pagli, Jaba Restaurant Ma Jaauchhan n Taba Tiffin Thode Na Le ko JAauchhan !!!!

25. husband wife jokes in Hindi+Nepali language

Please Take Care of Yourself
Husband: Dubai gai raheko hun…
Wife: mero lagijewellery lana…
Husband: Paris gai raheko hun….
Wife: mero lagicosmetics lana…
Husband: London gai raheko hun…
Wife: Perfumes leke aaunu…
Husband: Narak ma gai raheko hun…
Wife: Bhagwan ko dine sabai kehi chhu… bas timi aafno khyaal rakhnu..!!!

26. husband wife jokes in Hindi+Nepali language

Who Started It?
Santa ra usko wife Jeeto ma jhagda bhayo taba Jeeto le aafno Aama ko phone gare , “Maa mero un dekhi jhagda bhayeko chhu. ma 1 month ko lagi tapai ko chheu ma aai raheko chhun.”
Jeeto’s mother, “Jhagda kis le start gare ??????”
Jeeto, “Unho ne.”
Jeeto’s mother: “Jhagda us kambakhat le gare  chha saj pani ushe chhain milni chahiyo. Timi tyahi thehro ma aai raheko chhun 3 Month ko lagi.”
Wife!!!
Pahile ma dherai dukhi rahane thiyo. Sadhai rune rahane thiyo. Ma sanga kaam daina hos paye thiyo. Gharbali sang taane sun ko ro dine gardai thiyo. Ani ma yo naya product ko baare ma suna, jasako naam thiyo !!!…WIFE…!!!
Ye ‘Wife’ vakai lajwaab chhu.
Ab ma aafno pura nindra 2-3 ghanta ma chhain pura kar leta hun.
Duniya bhari ko taane ra gaaliyaan hass hass ko sun leta hun.
Katti pani kathinai aaos khushi rahane hun.
Dukh-Sukh ko tensions dekhi mathi uth gaya hun.
Swarg-Narak, sabai yahin chha n, ab yo pani samaj aai sakyo chhu.
Ab taba satruon dekhi maya bhayeko chhu.
Sachchai ma, yo ‘WIFE ‘ vakai asardaar chhu. Always keep your wife’s picture as a mobile screensaver. Whenever you face a problem, see the picture & le . If I can handle this, I can handle anything!

27. Pati Patni Funny Jokes in Hindi and Nepali language

Tihar Offer
Wife saw a board outside a shop.
Tihar Offer Ending Today:
Banarsi Saree Rs 10 Only.
Nylon Rs 8 only.
Cotton Saree Rs 5 only.
Excited Wife, ta Husband,: Give ma Rs 500, I’ll buy 50 sarees.
Husband: Beerbal ko aamaa, istri ko dukan chha tyo.