25. jokes in Hindi message
pratyoosha kee maut par raakhee saavant ka bayaan : pm se kaha ‘seeling phain’ bain karo.
“vaise raakhee deedee sahee kah rahee hai,singaapur mein seeling phain par bain hai.”
aaj kai lataist whatsapp hindi jokes
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jo 300 shabd pratiminat bolane ke baad kahatee hain ki:
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“”mera muhan mat khulavao””
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26. jokes n sms in hindi
ek pahalee kaksha ka chhaatr ek saptaah tak lagaataar der se skool aata raha.
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ek din use rok kar maidam ne poochha- tum roj let skool kyon aate ho?
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bachche ne najaren jhukaate hue kaha- maidam! aap meree jyaada chinta na kiya karen, sab bachche galat samajhate hain..
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27..jokes in hindi husband wife
patni ka munh bandh karnai ka tarik
doktar ne mahila ke munh mein tharmomeetar rakha…
aur kuchh der munh band rakhane ko kaha.
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patnee ko khaamosh dekh kar pati ne utsukata se poochha:- doktar saahab ye cheez kitane ki aatee hai !
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28. aaj ka whatsapp hindi jokes
padosee: yaar tere ghar se roz hansee kee aavaaz aatee haiis khush haal zindagee ka raaz kya hai?
aadamee: meree beevee mujhe jooton se maaratee hai,
lag jaay to vo hansatee hai,
na lage to main hansata hoon.
khuda ka shookar hai, hansee khushee zindagee guzar rahee hai
29. sharabi (piyakkad, daroo) hindi jokes
daru pi kai sharabi aikdam smart ho jat hai !!
ek sharaab phektaree mein sharaab test karane vaala chhuttee par chala gaya aur
phektaree ke maalik ko ek nae aadamee kee talaash thee jo
sharaab test karane ka kaam bakhoobee kar sake….
ek din usaka ek karmachaaree kisee piyakkad ko pakad laaya aur bola
” sar isake testing skil kee sabhee bahut taareef karate hain….
ise rakh leejie..”
sharaab phektaree ke maalik ne dekha ki
vo aadamee bahut hee ganda aur badaboodaar tha aur vo use rakhana nahin chaahata tha….
phir bhee usane ek vain use chakhane ke lie dee…
chakhate hee piyakkad bola
” ye red vain hai…,
north amerika mein banee hai,
teen saal puraanee hai
aur
ise lakadee ke boks mein mechyor kiya gaya hai…”
phektaree ke maalik kee aankhen khulee kee khulee rah gayee….
kyonki piyakkad ne ek dam sahee pahachaan kee thee us sharaab kee….
usake usane ek ek karake bees tarah kee sharaab use pilaee….aur usane ek dam sahee javaab diya….
par phektaree ke maalik ko usake shareer se aa rahee badaboo bahut pareshaan kar rahee thee aur
usane apanee sekretaree ko bulaaya aur kaha
” main ise phel karake naukaree nahin dena chaahata koee upaay batao “
sekretaree ne kaha
” sar main
apana peshaab
ek gilaas mein lekar aatee hoon aur ise peene ke lie detee hoon…
.aur
aapako ise na rakhane ka bahaana mil jaega…”
phektaree ke maalik ne apane sekretaree ka sujhaav maana
aur
apanee sekretaree ko
peshaav karake ek gilaas mein laane ke lie kaha
aur
us piyakkad ko peene ke lie diya….
piyakkad use peete hee bola
” umr chhabbees saal
, pregnent ha
ai, teen maheene ho chuke hain….
aur
agar naukaree nahin dee to
ye bhee bata doonga ki
bachche ka baap kaun hai…??
yah sunate hee
phaiktree ke maalik aur usakee sekeretree
baihosh ho gae
