19. jokes in hindi jokes in hindi
✨: chunaav ka samay aa gaya hai isee beech ek neta jee prachaar karane nikal pade vo janata ke savaalon ke jabaab de rahe the
neta – haan ab sahee samay aa gaya hai
janata – kya aap desh ko loot khaoge
neta – bilkul nahee
janata – hamaare lie kaam karoge
neta – haan bahut
janata – manhagaee badhaoge
neta – isake baare mein to socho bhee mat
janata – aap hame job dilaane mein madad nahin karoge
neta- paagal ho gaye ho kya bilkul karenge
janata – kya aap desh me ghotaala karoge
neta – paagal ho gae ho kya bilakul nahin
janata – kya ham aap par bharosa kar sakate hai
neta – haan
janata – neta jee ……
chunaav jeet kar netaajee vaapas aaye !
ab aap neeche se oopar padhiye
20. jokes in hindi best jokes
ladakee ne apane mangetar ko esemes kiya…
hamaaree shaadee nahin ho sakatee,
meree shaadee kaheen aur tay ho gaee hai.
ladake ko bahut sadama laga
2 minat baad ladake ko ladakee kee taraph se doosara esemes mila
soree…soree
galatee se aapako send ho gaya dabal hort ataik !!!
21. shadi ke jokes in hindi
beevee ko subah subah uthaane ke alag alag andaaj ____
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hindu– jaanoo priye utho savera ho gaya
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muslim – begam utho chaand dhal gaya .
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krishchiyan – darling get aps
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lekin.
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panjaabee – utho soniyo tattee sattee nahee karanee ..?
raat de paad maar maar kar naak sada dittee see..
22.hansi ke jokes in hindi
doodh vaale hadataal karate hen to doodh sadak par phenkate hen
tamaatar vaale hadataal karate hen to tamaatar sadak par phenk dete hen
pyaaj vaale hadataal karate hen to pyaaj sadak par phenk dete hen
jaane jvelars ko kab akl aaegee?
????????????????????????
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23. jokes in Hindi latest funny
sonaaron kee hadataal ke kaaran pichhale chaalees dino se mainne akhabaar mein sone kee chain lootane kee ek bhee khabar nahin padhee
aakhir lutere chain looting to because Hisako
Aaj Kal ki aurat
ek aurat ka pati kho gaya, apanee saheleeke saath fir karaane gaee –pati ke huliye mein
likha
vairy handsomai –bluai aiyais –six faiait
tall –waiaring jaians
usakee sahelee ne toka tera pati to
thigana, ganja aur bhainga hai too ye kya
Akhavan rahee hai?
aurat ne kaha —- gaya so gaya
aayega to dhang ka????????????????????
now Krk and rakhi Sawant has something in common…. They r both chutneys
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24. jokes in hindi language free download
*bhagavaan aapako raakhee saavant ko bana ke kaisa lagata hai?
bhagavaan:jaisa tumhe apanee shaadee ka veediyo dekh ke lagata hai
*matalab?
bhagavaan:rivaind karane ka man hota hai
braiaking: rahul bab and krk just saint friaind raiquaists to rakhi sawant. 😉
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