34 Hindi Jokes Collection For Whatsapp & Facebook in English Font

9. jokes in hindi but english font

sultaan mein salamaan bade-bade pahalavaanon ko kuchalate najar aayenge. unhonne isake liye bahut mehanat kee hai, 14 saal se kuchalane kee praiktis kar rahe hain.

10. whatsapp admin jokes

gunda – chal “haphta” nikaal.
edamin -“kailendar phaadate hue”
le bhaee poora “maheena” hee rakh le
hamaare edamin saahab kee to
baat hee kuchh aur hai

11. jokes in hindi comedy

“kisee ne mujhase poonchha-“tum grup mein itane mesej kyon karate ho,,?
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“mainne muskara kar javaab diya,,
“in dukhyaaro ka mere siva hai hee kaun,,? ????????????????✋????????????????????????????

12. jokes in hindi collection

apane grup kee taareeph mein
4 laeen pesh kar raha hoon…
ummeed hai aapako pasand aaengee
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gin lo pooree 4 hain ????????????????

13. jokes in hindi darty

wife : sunojee ladaka bahut paise udaane laga hai.. jahaan bhee chhupaatee hoon , dhoondh leta hai !.
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husband : naalaayak kee buk [kitaab ] mein rakh de , egjaam tak nahin dhoondh paayega !.????????????????????????????
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14. jokes in hindi double meaning

ladakiyaan har mod pe daratee hain …
○ akelee ho to sunasaan raahon ka dar,
○ bheed mein ho to logon ka dar,
○ koee dekhe to usakee aankhon ka dar,
○ bachapan ho to maan baap ka dar,
○ javaan ho to bhaiyon ka dar,
vo daratee hain, aur tab tak daratee hain jab tak,
inhen koee jeevan saathee nahin mil jaata,
aur yahee vo shakhs hota hai,
jisase vo sabaka badala letee hai … !!
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15. jokes of d day in hindi

kuchh ameeron kee charcha…????????
kisee ne kaha mera baatharum 10 laakh ka to kisee ne 20 laakh ko kisee ne 50 laakh ka bataaya
aur jab yahee baat ek gaanv ke aadamee se poochhee gaee to usane bataaya kee mai jaha subah lota leke jaata hoon us khet kee keemat 7 karod hai
aur aise baatharum to ham roz badal dete hai
????????????

16. jokes in hindi emotional

aaj mainne apanee gf ke photo par kament kiya chutaiaiai . . . .????.
gf ne mujhe kol karake 100 gaaliyo dee . . . . . . . .
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mainne puchha aakhir mainne kiya kya hai ??? . . . . . . . .????
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gf : toone “kuttee” kyoon bola . . . . . ????
kasam se yaar rona aa gaya. . . . .????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
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17. ipl lataist hindi jokes

guru: ye aaeepeeel laundiya baajee hee to haichela: vo kaise guru
guru: dekh na rahe aapas mein hee lad rahe ek kap ke peechhe sab
chela: charan kahaan hai guru ????????
ipl hee aisa gem hain jahaan ek teem ke haarane par utana duhkh nahin hota
kyonki donon teem mein aapake chahete khilaadee hote hain
????????????????

18. jokes in hindi for whatsapp download

jo bhee jeete bas apane pasandeeda khilaadee achchha khele, usee mein maja hai
indian naiws raiportair patrakaar jokes
ek tee.vee. patrakaar ek????kisaan ka intaravyoo
le raha tha…
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???? patrakaar : aap bakare ko
kya khilaate hain…??????
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kisaan : kaale ko ya
safed ko…??
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patrakaar : safed ko..????????
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kisaan : ghaans..
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????patrakaar : aur kaale ko.??
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kisaan : use bhee ghaans..
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????patrakaar : aap in bakaron
ko baandhate kahaan ho.??
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????kisaan : kaale ko ya
safed ko…??
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patrakaar : safed ko..
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kisaan : baahar ke kamare mein..
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????patrakaar : aur kaale ko…??
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kisaan : use bhee baahar
ke kamare mein…
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????patrakaar : aur inhen nahalaate
kaise ho…??
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kisaan : kise kaale ko
ya safed ko…??????????
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patrakaar : kaale ko..
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kisaan : jee paanee se..
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patrakaar : aur safed ko.??????????
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kisaan : jee use bhee paanee se..
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patrakaar ka gussa saataven
aasamaan par,
bola : kameene ! jab donon
ke saath sab kuchh ek
jaisa karata hai, to mujhase
baar-baar kyon poochhata hai..
kaala ya safed…????????????????????
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kisaan : kyonki kaala
bakara mera hai…????????
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patrakaar : aur safed bakara??
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kisaan : vo bhee mera hai…
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patrakaar behosh…
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hosh aane pe kisaan bola
ab pata chala kameene
jab tum ek hee naiws
ko saara din ghuma phira
ke dikhaate ho ham bhee
aise hee dukhee hote hai.
.
akele mat hanso
sheyar karo samajhe..????????

Author: Jitendra Sahayogee

I am Jitendra Sahayogee, a writer of 12 Nepali literature books, film director of Maithili film & Nepali short movies, photographer, founder of media house, designer of websites and editor of some blogs, has expert knowledge & experiences of Nepalese society, culture, tourist places, travels, business, literature, movies, festivals, celebrations.

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