34 Hindi Jokes Collection For Whatsapp & Facebook in English Font


Get here 34 short and lengty jokes in Hindi language that makes u laugh unlimited. Have fun unlimited. These are popular jokes in Hindi language. Read hindi jokes collection for you and your friends of facebook whatsapp, twitters, gf, bf, husband/wife, lover etc.

34 Hindi Jokes Collection : Fun Unlimited

1. jokes in hindi for whatsapp
kaun kambakhat devadaas banane ke liai peeta hain..
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ham to is liai peete hai kyo ki dimaag aur shareer thanda rahai saalee garamee bahut hai yaar????????
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2. jokes in hindi download

 

naarad muni ne sabhee auraton se kaha-
agar aapake pati aapako ek pyaara romaantik maisej bhejate hain to bahut achchhee baat hai…..
magar ye baat bhee sochane kee hai ki unako ye pyaara romaantik maisej kisane bheja…..???
achchha bahanon ab mera kaam poora hua, ab main chalata hoon…..
naaraayan….. naaraayan….. ????

3. jokes in hindi language

katappa ne baahubalee ko kyon maara…..isaka javaab baahubalee paart 2 mein mil jaega..
magar
jaanavaron ke beech rahakar pale badhe mogalee ke lie
chaddee kaun saplaee karata tha ye kabhee nahin jaan paenge..
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4. jokes in hindi for whatsapp group

what happain whain you proposai your chrush.
main ek ladakee ko bahut dinon selaik karata tha. ????
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par vo bhaav nahin detee.
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aaj mene use “i lovai u” bol diya.
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bhee usane turant apane donon
sendal phek ke maare mujh par.
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vo un sendalon ko 5-6 din pahale hee
pahan kar aaee thee
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keemat:- rs.880/ ????
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jaise hee usane sendal phenke
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mai jhat se sendal ko uthaaya aur bhaag gaya vahaan se ????????
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ab vo subah se hee peechhe padee hai.
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kah rahee hai :- “i lovai u” bol doongee par sendal to de pahale.
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aaj shaam ka vaada hai
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aa gaee to theek
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nahin to donon sendalon ko olx pai
bech ke paartee karanee hai.

5. gf vs bf jokes in hindi and very funny

lifai is nothing without friainds 😀 – girlfriaind- merepaapa bhee mujhe din bhar daantate
rahate hen
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boyfriaind- koee baat nahin yaar.. paapa he
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gf- paradin bhar kyon daantate rahate he.. chup hee
nahin
hote..
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bf- daarling, paapa he vo terai .
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gf- parabina vajah kyon daantate he? .
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bf- are yaar..jaane bhee de.. paapa he vo tere .
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gf- tumabhee unaka hee favour loge.. meree to
koee vailyoo hee nahin tumhaare lie.. .
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bf- to kya usakee aisee taisee kar doo bula us
boodhe ko aaj usakee kabar khod doo paresaan
karata hai meree jaan ko bula us kutte ko .
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gf- gaalee mat do jaanoo… paapa he vo mere.. .
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bf- main bhee to ek ghante se yahee kah raha tha .
chudail ki .. paapa he vo tere… .

6. jokes in hindi all

kya jamaana aa gaya hai ..mahila “shani” kee taraph ja rahee hai ..
aur purush
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“sanee” kee taraph
phaayada sirph telavaalon ka ho raha hai

7. jokes in hindi best

ek aadamee ne mujhase poochha …. bhaee saahab joote kaha
milenge..?
mainne kaha….har jagah mil sakate hain . bas apane mein gun hone
chaahie????????????

8. jokes in hindi between teacher and student

ek baar ek skool maastar ne apanee klaas ke bachchon se poochha-????
“bachchon, jis tarah aaj 20-20 criket aane se criket ka maza badh gaya,????
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usee tarah agar tumhaaree pareekshaon ka tareeqa bhee
badal diya jae to kis tarah in pareekshaon ko
zyaada se zyaada romaanchak banaaya ja sakata hai ?”????????????
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saare bachche chup .☹
kisee ko koee javaab nahin soojha .????
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jab kaafee der tak koee nahin bola to pappoo is
savaal ka javaab dene ke lie khada ho gaya.????????
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maastar jee usake khuraafaatee dimaag ko jaanate the.????
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ek baar to unhonne aankhen tarereen aur na chaahate hue bhee
bole – “achchha jaldee se batao kya sujhaav dena
chaahate ho ?”????
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pappoo gambheer hokar bola- “maastarajee hamaara pepar ek ghanta 20 minat ka hona chaahie .”????
maastarajee- “aur kya kahana chaahate ho ?”????
pappoo- “har bees minat ke baad chhaatron ko aapas mein
baaten karane ke lie do minat ka “stretejik taim
aaut” milana chaahie .”????
maastarajee- “aur bolo ?”????
pappoo – “bachchon ko pareeksha ke dauraan ek “fraiai hit” bhee milanee chaahie, jisamen bachche kisee bhee ek savaal ka uttar apanee marzee se likh saken .”????
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maastarajee- “aur ? “????
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pappoo- “pahale 20 minat mein “povar ple” hona chaahie jisamen dyootee vaala maastar kamare se baahar rahe .????????
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maastarajee- “bahut achchhe ! aur kya chaahate ho ?”????
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pappoo- “aur har 20 minat baad “cheeyar leedars” kamare mein aakar 02 minat tak daans prastut karen !!!!”????????
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yah sunate hee maastarajee behosh ho gae….????????????
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klaas ke sabhee bachchon ne pappoo ko kandhon par baitha liya aur naachane lage .
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Jitendra Sahayogee

I am Jitendra Sahayogee, a Writer of 12 Nepali Books, Director of Maithili films, Founder of Radio Stations, Designer of Websites and Editor of Some Nepali Blogs.

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