Funny Tihar Wishes, Quotes, Status Jokes and SMS in Nepali Language

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Funny Tihar Wishes, Quotes, Status Jokes and SMS in Nepali Language

1. Funny Tihar Jokes in Nepali Language

‘बुुरा न मान होली हो’
यो भनेर कसैले ममाथी रंग फालेका थिए

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आज ‘बुरा न मान तिहार हो’ यो भनेर
मैले उसमाथि बम फालिदिएँ ।
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आज मलाई पुरा छरछिमेकीले खोजिरहेका छन् ।

happy tihar 2021 to all of you.

funny tihar jokes quotes sms wishes sms in Nepali language
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2. Funny Tihar Jokes in Nepali Language

buura na mana holi ho

yo bhanera kasaile mamathi raṅga phaleka thie

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ajabura na mana tihara ho yo bhanera

maile usamathi bama phalidien.

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aja malai pura chharachhimekile khojiraheka chhan.

3. Funny Tihar Jokes in Nepali Language

अमिताभ बच्चन : मसँग rocket छ
काँटी छ
चकरी छ
अनार छ
मुर्गा बम छ
मिरची बम छ
तिमी सँग के छ ?

शशी कपूर : मसँग
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मसँग सलाई छ
जलाए भने कोही पनि बच्दैनौं ।

happy tihar 2021 to all of you.

4. Funny Tihar Jokes in Nepali Language

amitabha bachchana: Masanga raketa chha

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kanti chha

chakari chha

anara chha

murga bama chha

mirachi bama chha

timi sanga ke chha?

sasi kapura: Masanga

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Masanga salai chha

jalae bhane kohi pani bachdainaun.

5. Funny Tihar Wishes in Nepali Language

आँखालाई आँखादेखि विछोड गरिदेऊ
मुटुको पिडालाई विदाई गरिदेऊ
यदि मुटु कतै लागेन भने
आऊ मेरो घर
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मेरो घरको सरसफाइ गरिदेऊ
यो offer तिहारसम्म मात्र छ ….

6. Funny Tihar Wishes in Nepali Language

ankhalai ankhadekhi vichhoḍa garideu

mutuko piḍalai vidai garideu

yadi mutu katai lagena bhane

au mero ghara

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Ra

mero gharako sarasaphai garideu

yo prastava tiharasamma matra chha….

7. Funny Tihar SMS in Nepali Language

तपाईको तिहार मंगलमय होस्
तपाईलाई तिहारको शुभकामना छ,
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म जान्दछु कि म धेरै चाँडै नै गरिरहेको छु ।
तर म के गरु ?
मसँग Thousand of Beauties, Hots अरु Smarties छन्
जसलाई मैले Wish गर्नुछ
यसैले पहिले म
Uncles र Aunties हरुलाई wish गरिरहेको छु ।

8. Funny Tihar SMS in Nepali Language

tapaiko tihara maṅgalamaya hos

tapailai tiharako subhakamana chha,

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Ma jandachhu ki ma dherai chanḍai nai gariraheko chhu.

Tara ma ke garu?

Masanga hajara sundarata, Hots aru Smarties ko chhan

jasalai maile ichchha garnuchha

yasaile pahile ma

uncle ra Aunties harulai ichchha gariraheko chhu.

9. Funny Tihar SMS in Nepali Language

म आशा गर्छु कि,
यो तिहारको पावन अवसरमा
तिहारको अलौकिक प्रकाशले
तिम्रो दिमागमा केही उज्यालो होस्

तिमी मान्छे जस्तो व्यवहार गर्न सुरु गर्न थाल्नु

$ HAPPY DIPAWALI IN ADVANCE $

10. Funny Tihar SMS in Nepali Language

ma asa garchhu ki,

yo tiharako pavana avasarama

tiharako alaukika prakasale

timro dimagama kehi ujyalo hos

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timi manchhe jasto vyavahara garna suru garna thalnu

11. Funny Tihar Messages in Nepali Language

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Rocket = 90 रू.

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Bomb = 100 रू.

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Anar = 80 रू.

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फुलजरी = 50 रू.

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चकरी = 100 रू.

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कुल = 420 रू.

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It’s a completely wastage of money…

किन न यो ४२० रुपैयाले चार सय बीसको काम गर्ने
एक तन्दुर चिकन लिएर आऊ
र १ व्ह्स्की लिएर आओ टोटल भयो ४०० रु.
खुब खाऊ र पिऊ
श्रीमती छिन् भने पटाका आफै फुटन थाल्छन्
छैन भने घरपरिवारका मान्छेहरुले तिमीलाई फुटाउने छन्

Wish you a very Happy Tihar…

12 Funny Tihar Messages in Nepali Language

raketa = 90 ru.

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Bama = 100 ru.

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Anar = 80 ru.

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Phulajari = 50 ru.

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chakari = 100 ru.

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Kula = 420 ru.

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Yo eka purna paisa wastage chha…

Kina na yo 420 rupaiyale chara saya bisako kama garne

eka tandura chikana liera au

ra 1 vhski liera ao totala bhayo 400 ru.

Khuba khau ra piu

srimati chhin bhane pataka aphai phutana thalchhan

chhaina bhane gharaparivaraka manchheharule timilai phutaune chhan

13. Funny Tihar status in Nepali Language

O O O O

O O O O O O

O O O O O O O O

O O O O O O O O O O

O O O O O O O O O O O O

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अरे
तिहार को लडडु हो
उभिबकभ एक खाएर फोरवार्ड गरिदिनु

14. Funny Tihar Status in Nepali Language

O O O O

O O O O O O

O O O O O O O O

O O O O O O O O O O

O O O O O O O O O O O O

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tihara ko laḍaḍu ho

ubhibakabha eka khaera phoravarḍa garidinu

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