Funny Tihar Wishes, Quotes, Status Jokes and SMS in Nepali Language

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Funny Tihar Wishes, Quotes, Status Jokes and SMS in Nepali Language

1. Funny Tihar Jokes in Nepali Language

‘बुुरा न मान होली हो’
यो भनेर कसैले ममाथी रंग फालेका थिए
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आज ‘बुरा न मान तिहार हो’ यो भनेर
मैले उसमाथि बम फालिदिएँ ।
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आज मलाई पुरा छरछिमेकीले खोजिरहेका छन् ।

happy tihar 2018 to all of you.

happy tihar

2. Funny Tihar Jokes in Nepali Language

buura na mana holi ho

yo bhanera kasaile mamathi raṅga phaleka thie

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ajabura na mana tihara ho yo bhanera

maile usamathi bama phalidien.

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aja malai pura chharachhimekile khojiraheka chhan.

3. Funny Tihar Jokes in Nepali Language

अमिताभ बच्चन : मसँग rocket छ
काँटी छ
चकरी छ
अनार छ
मुर्गा बम छ
मिरची बम छ
तिमी सँग के छ ?

शशी कपूर : मसँग
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मसँग सलाई छ
जलाए भने कोही पनि बच्दैनौं ।

happy tihar 2018 to all of you.

4. Funny Tihar Jokes in Nepali Language

amitabha bachchana: Masanga raketa chha

kanti chha

chakari chha

anara chha

murga bama chha

mirachi bama chha

timi sanga ke chha?

sasi kapura: Masanga

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Masanga salai chha

jalae bhane kohi pani bachdainaun.

5. Funny Tihar Wishes in Nepali Language

आँखालाई आँखादेखि विछोड गरिदेऊ
मुटुको पिडालाई विदाई गरिदेऊ
यदि मुटु कतै लागेन भने
आऊ मेरो घर
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मेरो घरको सरसफाइ गरिदेऊ
यो offer तिहारसम्म मात्र छ ….

6. Funny Tihar Wishes in Nepali Language

ankhalai ankhadekhi vichhoḍa garideu

mutuko piḍalai vidai garideu

yadi mutu katai lagena bhane

au mero ghara

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mero gharako sarasaphai garideu

yo prastava tiharasamma matra chha….