25 Funny Short Jokes in Hindi+Nepali Language

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25 Funny Short Jokes in Hindi+Nepali Language

1. Funny Short Jokes in Hindi+Nepali Language

Malik ra Murghiyan

‘Yadi timi sabai le 2-2 anda chhain diye ta timi sabai lai kaat dunga…’

 

Arko bihan sabai le 2-2 anda diyeko thiyo, tar1 le 1 anda diyo…

 

Malik: Timi le 1 anda kin diyo.

 

Unale bhane,”abe kaminey….. tyo taba katne ko darr le deu diyo…… natra ma ta Murga chhu !!

2. Funny Short Jokes in Hindi+Nepali Language

Onion Prices!

Is mehengai ko sansar ma yo joke chhain Sachaai lagchha…

 

Jeeto: Aaj ta 5 rupey ma 3 pyaj mil gaye!

 

Santa (Excited): Arre wah… kahan bat ra kasari??

 

Jeeto: 5 rupey ko ek unale diyo, ek ma uthayer  bhagi hale, ra ek unale malai fek ko mara….

Santa Banta Jokes in Hindi Language

3. Funny Short Jokes in Hindi+Nepali Language

Soap Affair

Ek REXONA naam ko keti thi.

Jiske Mammi Papa ko naam DAYNA or CINTHOL thiyo.

Ek MARGO naam ko keta jasle REXONA ko maya gardai thiyo or REXONA pani MARGO ko aafno LIFEBOY banana chahti thi. dubai ko maya PEARS ko jasto  bilkul saaf thiyo. dubai ko shaadi FAIR & LOVELY Garden ma hui.

Shaadi ma, DETOL, MEDIMIX, LUX, FAA, NIRMA, VIVEL, DOVE Etc. Aauchhan n.

Shaadi ko kehi barsh pachhiunko Judwa bachcha  hue jinka naam rakha gaya “JOHNSON & JOHNSON”

Hanso mat, yo ek tareeka thiyo tapai ko btaane ko ko bajaar ma Sabun lai pura family chha, kasai ek member ko pakdo or Nhaa lo.

4. Funny Short Jokes in Hindi+Nepali Language

Defective Laptop!

Ek keti le new laptop liya…

 

Sham ko, gusse ma bhadkti hui, vapis aai ra dukan bale dekhi boli: yo lappy bekar chha, isma Purano PC ko file paste chhain rahi chhu.

 

Shopkeepr: Not possible! yo latest laptop he ra isma yasto hos chhain chhain sakta. Ap alikaribatayengi ko kasari gare  tapai le copy and paste ?

 

Ladki shop keeper ko ghar le gai, aafno computer ko on gare  mouse dekhi right click garer file copy ko ani PC dekhi mouse nikal ko laptop ma lagayo, ra right click garer boli: Her paste ko option kahna chha ?

 

Shopkeeper on thiyo spot be-hosh…

 

I’m thiyo Best!

I m thiyo best. I can prove it.

I can put Coffee in coffee cup. Can you put world in World Cup?

 

OK one more:

I can send my address on your mobile. Can you send your mobile on my address?

 

Daina na… Ok Ok… One last one

I can eat Cream biscuits with Cream. Can you eat Tiger biscuits with Tiger?

Kaha na, only I’m the best…

5. Santa Banta Funny Short Jokes in Hindi+Nepali Language

Santa ko Railway Interview:

 

Interviewer: Yadi deu gaadiyan ek line ma aai gayi taba ko garge?

 

Santa: Jee, red light dekhaiune chhu.

 

Interviewer: Red light na hoto?

 

Santa: Torch dekhaiune chhu…

 

Interviewer: Torch chhain toh?

 

Santa: aafno red shirt utaar kar dekhaiune chhu.

 

Interviewer: Shirt pani red na bhayo toh?

 

Santa: Ani ma aafno bua ko ladke ko bulaune chhu…

 

Interviewer: chha n..!! tyo kyun?

 

Santa: Jee, unale kahile traino accident daina dekha…

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