Best 47 Funny Shayari in Hindi Language


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Best 47 Funny Shayari in Hindi Language

1. funny shayari in hindi images download

Subah hoti nahi sam dhalati nahi
nazane kya khubi hai aap mein ke
aap ko yadakiye bina khushi milati nahi

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2. funny shayari on dosti in hindi

biswas aur prema mein ek samanata hai,
donon mein se kisi ko bhi jabradasti par kiya nahin ja sakata….

3. funny dosti shayari in hindi sms

chahane se koi chiz apni nahi hoti,
har muskurahat khushi nahi hoti,
araman to bhukha hoti hai dil mein,
magar kabhi waqt to kabhi kismat sahi nahi hoti….

4. best funny dosti shayari in hindi

jis hospitala ke ham doktara hain,
hamari patni Wah ki narsa hain
kya ajib zulma sahana parata hain
apni hi bivi ko sistara kahana parata hain

5. very funny shayari in hindi 140 words

pagal hai wo log jo apane laawara ko mis kiya karte hai
are!! Mis karana hai to machchhar ko karo
jo apni jana par khela kar aap ko kis kiya karte hai|

6. very funny shayari in hindi 140 character

majanu ko laila ka SMS nahi aaya..
Majanu ne 3 din se khana nahin khaya..
Majanu marane vala tha laila ke pyar mein
aur laila beti thi SMS FREE hone ke intezar mein..

7. funny shayari in hindi 140 words

aise vakta gujara gaya SMS karte huye tere pyar mein,
hosa hi nahin raha ki main baitha hun klasa mein,
pichhe mura kar dekha to tichar khari thi pas mein……..

8. funny shayari on marriage anniversary in hindi

tumhari yad dil se jane nahin denge,
tumhare jaisa dost khone bhi nahin denge,
roz sarafata se SMS kiya karo warana……,
ek kana ka niche denge or rone bhi nahin denge…

9. funny shayari in hindi on marriage

chandani chauka ka nazar na hota,
India Gate ka sitara na hota,
aja kala ki ladakiya fashion na karatai,
to har gali ka laraka aawara na hota.

10. funny shayari in hindi with wallpaper

tumhe jab dekha hamane to yaha khyala aaya
bari jaldi mein raba tha jab tumako banaya
tumhe jab dekha raba ne to wo bhi ghabaraya
banana kya tha mujhko hai mainne kya banaya
phone meri zindagi ka ek aham hissa ban gaya
phone par mili tu mujhe aur pyar ka ek naya kissa ban gaya
hoti thi roja mulakate fona par hamari
tu mere dil ki rani main tere dil ka raja ban gaya
“I LOVE YOU

11. funny shayari in hindi

mere dost tum bhi likha karo sayari
tumhar bhi meri tarah nam ho jayega
jab tum par bhi parenge ande aur tamatara
to sam ki sabji ka intazama ho jayega…

12. funny shayari in hindi with photo

meri kabra pe mat gulab leke ana
na hi hathon mein chiraga leke ana
pyasa hun main baraso se rana ji
botle Mountain Dew ki aur ek glasa leke ana.

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13. funny shayari in hindi with pics

mohabbat karali tumase bahut sochane ke bada,
aba kisiko dekhana nahin tumhe dekhane ke bada,
duniya chhor denge tumhe pane ke bada,
khuda mafa kare itana jutha bolane ke bada.

14. funny shayari in hindi with pictures

Aja ki rat apake liye khas ho,
har waqt machchhar apake asa pas ho,
kata kata kar apaki jana khaye,
bhagaawan kare sari rat apako nind na aye

15. best friend funny shayari in hindi

har tarapha parhai ka saya hai,
kitabo main sukha kisane paya hai,
larake to jate hai tution ladakiyan dekhane,
aur sir kahate hai dekho itani barasat mein laraka parhane aaya hai

16. funny friendship shayari in hindi 140 character

har samundar mein sahila nahin hota
har jahaza mein mizaila nahin hoti
agar dhirubhai nahin hote
to har gadhe ke pas mobile nahin hota…

17. funny love shayari in hindi for girlfriend

hamane bhi kabhi pyar kiya tha,
thor nahi besumara kiya tha,
dil tut kar raha gaya,
jab usane kaha, are maine to mazaka kiya tha…

18. funny love shayari in hindi for girlfriend

aja phir wo hamein rula ke chali gayi,
aja phir wo hamein bahaka kar chali gayi,
dil hamara le gayi aur badale,
apana saupinga ka bila tham kar chali gayi!

19. funny love shayari in hindi for boyfriend

dil ka dard dil torane vale kya jane,
pyar ke rivazo ko zamana kya jane,
hoti kitani takalif ladaki patane main,
ye Ghar pe baitha ladaki ka baap kiya jane. ..

20. funny love shayari in hindi for lover

dil ka dard dil torane vale kya jane,
pyar ke rivajon ko zamane kya jane,
hoti kitani takalif ladaki patane main,
ye Ghar pe baitha ladaki ka baap kiya jane?

21. funny love shayari in hindi for husband

Agar manzila ko pana hai to hosala sath raankhna
agar pyar ko pana hai to aitbar sath raankhna
agar hames muskurana hai to danta sopha raankhna…

22. funny love shayari in hindi for wife

ajib tamasa hai mitti ke bane logon ka yaro,
bewafai karo to rote hai aur wafa karo to rulate hai…

23.isqa ke khayal bahut hain..

Isqa ke charche bahut hain..
Sochate hain ham bhi kar le isqa..
Par sunate hain isqa mein kharche bahut hain..

24. funny love shayari in hindi for facebook

ACHP ne lasa se puchha “khuna kisane kiya batao”
ACHP ne lasa se puchha “khuna kisane kiya batao”
lasa ne kaha melodi khao khuda jana jao

25. love funny shayari in hindi

mohabbat karali tumase bahut sochane ke bada,
aba kisiko dekhana nahi tumhe dekhane ke bada,
duniya chhor denge tumhe pane ke bada,
khuda mampha kare itana jhutha bolane ke bada

26. funny love shayari in hindi for friends

koi buka aisi milati jis pe dil lut dete
har sabjekta ne dimaga khaya kisi 1 ko nipata dete
aba syllabus dekha kar ye sochate hain ki
ek mahina or hota to duniya hila dete.

27. funny love romantic shayari in hindi

isqa ke khayal bahut hain..
Isqa ke charche bahut hain..
Sochate hain ham bhi kar le isqa..
Par sunate hain isqa mein kharche bahut hain..

28. funny love shayari in hindi language

Dil Ki Baat Dil Mein – Funny Rakhi Shayari
dil ki bata dil mein mat raankhna,
jo pasanda ho usse ai laawa yu kahana,
agar wo gusse mein a jaye to darana mata,
rakhi nikalana aur kahana pyari bahana milati rahana…

29. funny love shayari in hindi 140 character

duniya mein dhokha ama bat hai.
Aba suraj ko hi dekha lo
ata hai kirana ke sath
Rahata hai rosani ke sath
aur jata hai sandhya ke sath.

30. funny love shayari in hindi 120 character

khata likha hai khuna se sahi mat samaja lena
asika hun mein tera bhai mat samaja lena
chetaawani:
Agar apako koi anajan parsala mile,to use na kholen.Usamein meri photo ho sakati hai…..
Aur apaki zar si laparaawahi apako mera diwana bana sakati hai.

31. funny jokes and shayari in hindi

na isqa kar mere yara yaha ladakiya bahut satati hai,
na karana ina par aitabar yaha kharcha bahut karaawati hai,,
richarja tum karaawa ke dete ho aur nambar mera lagati hai…

32. funny jokes in hindi language

nazar ko nazar ki khabar na lage,
koi achchha bhi is kadar na lage,
apako dekha hai bas us nazar se,
jis nazar se apako nazar na lage.

33. funny jokes in hindi language non veg

gula gai gulasana gai, gai hontho ki lali,
aba to mera pichha chhora, tu ho gai bacho bali.
Logon ne kaha ki main sarabi hun,
maine kaha unho ne ankhon se pilai hai.
Logon ne kaha ki main aasiq hun,
maine kaha asiqi unho ne sikhai hai.
Logon ne kaha rahula tu sayar diwana hai,
maine kaha unki mohabbat ranga lai hai.

34. funny jokes in hindi non veg download

Najar milakar meinre pas akar lut liya.
Najar hati hi nahin thi ki phir muskurakar lut liya.

35. free download funny non veg jokes in hindi

tere pyar ki rausani aisi hai ki har tarapha ujala nazar ata hai
sochati hun Ghar ke bijali kataawa du kamabakhta bila bahota ata hai

36. santa banta funny non veg jokes in hindi

teri julphon mein kho jana chahat hun,
teri julphon mein kho jana chahat hun,
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Par tu tela itana lagati ho ke phisala jata hu……

37. santa banta non veg jokes in hindi language

hansati thi hansati thi
dil ko bahut bhati thi
dekha-dekha saramati thi
phir andar se muskurati thi
aja pata chala ki
wo to ek pagal thi!

38. santa banta non veg jokes in dirty hindi language

teri julphon mein kho jana chahat hun,
teri julphon mein kho jana chahat hun,
lakina tum tela itana lagati ho ki phisala jata hu…..

39. santa banta funny sms in hindi language

chai mein se urhate dhuve mein teri tasvir nazar ati hai!
Aur inhi khayalo mein aksar chai dhandi ho jati hai!
College ki galiyo mein ajib khela hota hai,
klasa ke bahane dilo ka mela hota hai,
notsa ki jagaha laawa hota hai,
is liye to pappu har sala phela hota hai!

40. santa banta funny shayari sms in hindi

champa ke dasa phul, chameli ki ek kali,
muraankh ki sari rata, chatura ki ek ghadi!

41. latest funny shayari sms in hindi 140 words

tu nikale to thika lage,
tera baap nikale to mujhe bika lage,
aur jab aye polisawale ki jipa,
mere skutar ki kika lage!

42. comedy shayari sms in hindi 140 words

dil badal na dena, sima karda ki tarah
dosti lo mat karana, betari ki tarah
pyar kam na karana, belensa ki tarah
bicha mein chhchor na dena, netaawarka ki tarah
hames mera sath nibhana, charajara ki tarah…

43. funny shayari in hindi for love

devadasa ne paro ke Ghar ke samane
susu kar diya,
paro ne puchha, “deva ye tune kya kar diya?”
Devadasa bola, “teri bewafai ne itana dard diya ki aansuon ne apana rasta badal diya.”

44. funny shayari in hindi for love

yaro mere marane ke bada, aansu mat bahana…
yaro… mere marane ke bada, aansu mat bahana…
zyad yad aye, to upar chale ana…

45. funny shayari in hindi for love

usane hathon par mahandi lagai hai,
hamane usaki doli sajai hai,
hamein pata tha wo bewafa nikalegi
isliye hamane usaki chhoti bahen ko bhi phasaya hai!!!

46. funny shayari in hindi for love

dil ki bat dil mein mat raankhna,
jo pasanda ho usse ai laawa yu kahana,
agar wo gusse mein a jaye to darana mata,
rakhi nikala na aur kahana pyari bahana milati rahana…

47. funny shayari in hindi for husband wife

dosti karo koleja bali se,
pyar karo ophis bali se,
programa karo parosa bali se,
Aankh larao sali se,
dil churao dil bali se,
aur mar khao Ghar bali se

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Jitendra Sahayogee

I am Jitendra Sahayogee, a Writer of 12 Nepali Books, Director of Maithili films, Founder of Radio Stations, Designer of Websites and Editor of Some Nepali Blogs.

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