28 Funny Messages, Shayari and Jokes in Hindepali (Nepali and Hindi Language)

  1. Jokes and Messages in nepali and Hindi language

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Bibah ma juta chupai ko time behula ko ik patakshi boli: Jijaji ma ta 1100 lungi.

 

Second barshi: Jijaji, 1100 dekhi kaam daina chalega, ma taba 2100 chhain lungi.

 

Peeche dekhi Santa bolchha: 2310 le leu usma bluetooth ra FM pani aaune chhu.

24 Jokes and Messages in nepali and Hindi language

Shreemati ko kehi awesome kyo!!!

Papa: Arre aaj timro mummy yati chup-chap kin baithi hui chha ?

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Son: kehi daina papa, mummy le lipstick maangi ra ma galati dekhi fevistick deu di.

Papa: (with tears in eyes) Kamaal gari diyene yaar, God bless you!

  1. Jokes and Messages in nepali and Hindi language

Maa ko Hunchha  ?

Ek sundar nata ko naam chha Maa.

 

Yeh Aama chhain jasle aafno bachchaa haru ko bihan uthaati ra kehti chhu…

  1. Jokes and Messages in nepali and Hindi language

Uth jau kanjron, 10 baj raheko chha n, kutton ko jasto  pade rahte hos, tumahre Buwa le naukar chhain rakkhe chha n jasle timilai nashta bana gari diyunnge. Jindagee haraam kar Rakheko chha kameeno ne. Kaam ko na kaaj ko satru anaaj ke…

 

Note: harek “Maa” bale msg emotional daina hote.

Maa kahile kahile frustrated pani taba hos sakti chhu.

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  1. Jokes and Messages in nepali and Hindi language

Anything for Friends!

Bhagwan le ma sanga bhane ko timi aafno 1 prema mitra chhod deu ma timilai Smartphone dunga…

 

2 ko chhod deu taba Rolex ghadi dunga…

 

5 ko chhod deu taba 50 lakh cash dunga…

 

Aur Sabai sathi haru ko chhod deu taba Ferrari dunga…

 

Mae Bhagwan ko dekha ra bhane,

 

Hey Bhagwan..

Yeh mitra tyo chha n jinhone mero harek khushi, harek pida ma saath diya…

 

Mere bachpan dekhi liyer aaj samma mero saath bato…

 

Kahile ma roya ta aafno hat haru dekhi mero ansoo pochhe…

 

Ek glass ptar pani piune ta pani mero saath share gare …

 

Mero ek awaj mathi daude aai halyau…

 

Ra tapai bhanchhanho ko ma ek “FERRARI” ko lagi inhe chhod dun..???

 

KHAIR, kunai kura hoina…

 

Tar “FERRARI” Red color ko chhain dinu….!!

  1. Jokes and Messages in nepali and Hindi language

Police Investigation!

Santa was caught by police.

 

Police: How did you kill 20 people?

 

Santa: ma gaadi tej chala bato thiyo mathi jaba ma brake lagayo, taba paye laga ko brake fail bhayeko chha n.

 

Ani ma le samle dekhe taba ek tarfa 2 Manchhe ja raheko thiyo ra arko tarfa 1 barat ja rahi thi. Ab tapai chhain batau ma gaadi kidhar modta?

 

Police: Of course, jun tarfa 2 manchhe the. Nuksaan kam hune thiy.

 

Santa: Exactly. ma pani yahi soche thiyo mathi tyo 2 Manchhe mero gaadi dekher barat ma ghus gaye..!!!

 

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