28 Funny Messages, Shayari and Jokes in Hindepali (Nepali and Hindi Language)

  1. funny Jokes in Nepali and Hindi language

What’s In a Name

Ek patak ek keta barsaat ko raat ma ek aunty ko, jasle bus stop ma khadi thiyo, ghar chorne chala gayo.

 

Ghar pahunh kar aunty le ladke ko shukriya gare  ra boli: Beta raat dherai bhai gayeko chha, timi yahin BITTU ko kotha ma suti hal!

Ladka bolchha: Daina aunty ma yahin SOFA mathi so jaune chhu.

Agle din Bihan ek dherai chhain sundar, hot keti chai liyer aai.

Ladka: tapai kun ho…….??

Ladki: ma BITTU hun. tapai kun…..??

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Ladka: ma barsat ullu ko pattha….

  1. funny Jokes in Nepali and Hindi language

Intellectual Discussions!

Girfriend and boyfriend on phone:

 

Boy: Hi, kastoi hos jaan?

Girl Theek hun.

Boy: Aaj ko khaya dinner ma?

Girl: Timilai bas yahi kuraharukarni Aauchha n, ko khaya, kuan sa serial here, kun chahi song suna….

Boy: Oh!! Ok Ok, yo batau ko how shuld RBI fight these inflationary trends with minimum intervention in thiyo money markets?

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Girl: hmmmm…. daal chawal khaye chha n, dahi ra salad pani thiyo….

  1. Hindi Jokes Funny about Son and dad

The Big Book!

Ek patak ek keta ghar ma rakashi pee kar AAYO ra aafno Dad dekhi bachn ko lagi ek thulo jhai book liyer padhne laga!

 

Dad: Oye nalaayak, aaj ani rakashi pee kar AAYO chha kya…?

 

Son: Daina Dad, bilkul daina, kyun?

 

Dad: Kamine, taba ani pachhillo 10 minute dekhi breifcase kholna ko ke bak-bak kar raheko chhu…

  1. Jokes and Messages in nepali and Hindi language

The Story of MATHS

Aaj dekhi 300 barsh pahile MATHS dherai masoom ra prema thiyo.

 

Ek din kehi badmash students le MATHS ko dherai maara… yati maara, yati maara ko bechare MATHS ko jyan gai hal. Tar jaate jaate MATHS sabai students ko ek baddua deu gayo… ma ta gai raheko chhu  tar…”MATHS”

 

M = Meri

A = Aatma

T = Timilai

H = Sadhai

S = Satayegi

Aaj pani maths ko aatma bhatak raheko chha ra saare students ko sata raheko chha ra sadhai sataune batogi….

21.. Jokes and Messages in nepali and Hindi language

`3 Idiots` ko Lessons

Teacher: ‘3 Idiots’ film herne pachhi tapai ko ko lesson mila?

Pappu: Madam yahi ki… Engineering padh kar pani Medical ko keti fasaai jaa sakti chha !!!

Teacher: Shut up and get out !

 

Tinku: Madam ma bataaun?

Teacher: Haan Tinku, timi bataao.

Tinku: Madam college ko 1st day Underwear jaroor pehenna chahiyo!!!

Teacher: You also get out !

 

Chintu: Madam ma bataun ?

Teacher: Arre Chintu, you are a brilliant student, I’m sure ko timi sahi bataoge.

Chintu: Madam, matra Doctors chhain daina Engineers pani delivery karwa sakta chhu…!!!

22.. Jokes and Messages in nepali and Hindi language

Birthday Gift!

Sister ta her brother: What are you giving ta Grandmaa on her birthday?

 

Brother: A Football.

 

Sister: Is age ma? ra vyasto pani Grandmaa kahan khelti chha ?

 

Brother: mero birthday tar jasle unhone Bhagavad Gita dine thiyo unko ko ?

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