28 Funny Messages, Shayari and Jokes in Hindepali (Nepali and Hindi Language)

  1. funny Jokes in Nepali and Hindi language

Aalsi Naukar!

Malik, aafno aalsi naukar se: Yaha mathi yati sabai machchar goon-goon kar baton chha n, timi yi sabai lai maar de.

 

Thodi der pachhiMalik: Oye aalsi katai ke, ma timilai machchar maarne ko bhane thiyo ahile samma timile mare daina? tyo ab pani goonn-goon gari raheko chha n.

 

Aalsi naukar: Malik machchar taba ma saare maar diyeko chha n. yo taba unko shreematiyaan chha n jasle vidhva bhayerro raheko chha n.

 

Another Dress!?!

Hubby: yo kyaa timi ek ra suit le aayi ? ahile parso hee to…

 

Wife chiller boli: Kyaa parso? Bolo….. Bhan kyaa kahaa timi ne? Ani dekhi bolna alikariek baar. Ab chup kin bhai gayo, ruki kin gaye? Kyaa parso, Parso kyaa, Bhan chadai, Chadai bolo, Bataa-O pani ab, kyaa parso? Matlab ko chha timro? bhannu ko chahte ho… ko bhannu chahte ho?

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Hubby: Kehi hoina, ma bus yo bhani rahaa thaa ko parso pani ek hee suit laayi thiyo pagli, aaj ta deu le aati…..

  1. funny Jokes in Nepali and Hindi language

Caught Smoking!

Chintu chup ko cigarette pee bato thiyo, tabhi uslai papa aai gaye. Chintu le ghabrahat ma, chadai dekhi cigarette shirt ko jeb ma lukai li.

 

Papa, gusse se: ko timi cigarette pee raheko the?

 

Chintu: Daina toh…

 

Papa: Taba ani timro shirt dekhi yo dbhayon kin nikal raheko chha?

 

Chintu: Papa tapai le kura chhain mutu jalane bali ko chha bhaneba dhuan taba nikliyoga hi.

  1. funny Jokes in Nepali and Hindi language

Family Members

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Pappu: Daadi nindra chhain aai rahi, ma baate garau.

 

Daadi: Theek chhu.

 

Pappu: Daadi ko ma sadhai 5 chhain batonge? Aap, mom, dad, ma ra sano bahini.

 

Daadi: Daina beta tapai ko shaadi bhai halungi taba 6 hos janechhu.

 

Pappu: Ani bahini chali jayegi shaadi karke taba ani 5 hos janechhu.

 

Daadi: Beta ani tapai ko beta bhai halunga taba 6 hos janechhu.

 

Pappur: Ani tapai mar jaaogi taba ma wapas dekhi 5 hos janechhu.

 

Daadi: Kutte… Soja chup chap… jaba her bakbak kata rahane chha, paye daina kahan dekhi seekhta rahane chha ulti-seedhi kuraharu, nalayak katai ko….

  1. funny Jokes in Nepali and Hindi language

Timro ko hola Kaaliya????

Gabbar ko adde par… Dhyaskon, dhiskyaon….

Gabbar: yo pani bach gaya! Timro ko hola Kaaliya?

Kaaliya: Malai mat mar sardaar, ma tapai ko nun khaya chhu.

Gabbar: Safed nun ya kala nun?

Kaaliya: Safed.

Gabbar: Iodine thiyo ko usame?

Kaaliya: Haan.

Gabbar: Free flowing chha kya?

Kaaliya: Jee haan…

Gabbar: yahi mark chha kya?

Kaaliya: Haan.

Gabbar: ‘Dukan’ dekhi liyo ya ‘Super Market’ dekhi ya sarkaari depot se?

Kaaliya: Gaon walo le dine thiyo sardaar.

Gabbar: MRP dekha thiyo kya?

Kaaliya: Haan.

Gabbar: Expiry date pani dekhi thiyo kya?

Kaaliya: Haan sardaar..

Gabbar: Tata thiyo ya Captain Cook?

Kaaliya: Sardar, ma Nun Haram chhu … malai goli mar do.

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