28 Funny Messages, Shayari and Jokes in Hindepali (Nepali and Hindi Language)

  1. funny teacher and students Jokes in Nepali and Hindi language

Students and Their Favourite Songs…

SCHOOL:

Aafno taba paatshala, masti ko pathshala…

 

TUTION:

Idhar chala ma udhar chala, jaane kahaan ma kidhar chalaa…

 

MATHS:

Achamma kahanichha yeh, kahan shuru khana khatgam…

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SCIENCE:

Aa khusi dekhi kudkushi karle…

 

GEOGRAPHY:

Musaani chhu  ma yaaro, na ghar chha na thikaana…

 

ECONOMICS:

Kyu paisa paiserti chha, pyasto ma kina timi marti chhu….

 

EXAM:

Jehrelein raatey ninde udd jane chhu…

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RESULT:

Jiya dhadak dhadak jaye, Jiya dhadak dhadak jaye…

 

PASS:

Aaj ma mathi aakash tal, aaj ma aage jamana chha pichhe…

 

FAIL:

Jag sun suna lage…

  1. love Jokes in Nepali and Hindi language

I Love You!

 

 

Bechaare Ladke

Ladki mathi hat uthaye ta jalim;

Ladki dekhi pit jaye ta namard.

 

Ladki ko kasai laisath dekher… lade ta jealous;

Chup raheko ta begairat.

 

Ghar dekhi bahar raheko ta awara;

Ghar ma raheko ta naayera.

 

Bachcho ko dante ta bujdil;

Na dante ta laparwah.

 

Shreemati ko naukri dekhi roke ta shak garne wala;

Na roke ta shreemati ko kamai khane bala.

 

Aakhir bechara ladkere taba ko garnus…. ??? Mard Ko pani pida Hune garchha…

  1. funny Jokes in Nepali and Hindi language

English or Desi!!!

Ek keta shaadi ko lagi ek keti ko herne gayo.

 

Ladke le soche ko kin na keti ko impress gare  jaaye ra English ma kura garna ko sochi.

 

Ladka bolchha: Suniye, tapai ko English chalti chha na?

 

Ladki, sharmate hue bistarai dekhi boli: Ji, bilkul chalti chhu. Yadi SODA hos saath ma hos tab taba DESI pani chalti chhu.

  1. funny Jokes in Nepali and Hindi language

My Name is Sheila…

Ladka: Tumhaara naam ko chha ?

 

Ladki: kin bataun? ma timilai jaanti samma daina.

 

Ladka: Theek chha, mat batao, ma kun chahi timilai aafno BMW ma bitha raheko chhu.

 

Ladki: Ma Sheila hun, B.Com second year ma padti hun. Samunne  waali gali ma seedhe haath ko tarf chauthe number ma ghar chha mero – House number 322B top floor. Ghar ma mummy, papa ra ek sano brother chhu. ra haan, shanjh ko 6-8 bajeko samma tution jaati hun.

 

Ladka: Ok, thanks, jun din BMW lunga tyo din jaroor bithaune chhu.

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