28 Funny Messages, Shayari and Jokes in Hindepali (Nepali and Hindi Language)

  1. funny Jokes in Nepali and Hindi language

YADI ma BILL GATES HOTA

Ek teacher bhane ko ‘YADI ma BILL GATES HOTA’ mathi essay likho. Saare students likhne lag gaye. Teacher le dekhe ko sabai likh raheko chha n but aafno Pappu matra smile kar bato thiyo, yaha vahan dekh rajah thiyo tar likh raheko thiyen.

 

Teacher: Pappu, timi kina chhain likh batoy?

 

Pappu: Madam ji, ma aafno seceretry ko parkhai kar raheko chhu.

 

This is attitude…

  1. funny Jokes in Nepali and Hindi language

Sher ko Sawaari!

Pappu: Papa circus herney chaley???

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Santa: No!!! I am busy.

 

Pappu: Us ma ek keti le bina kapdon ko sher ma sawari ko chhu.

 

Santa: Dherai jidi bhai gain ho…. harek kura jid karke manvate he line ho…. jaun  chalta chhu tumhaare liyi. Vyasto pani dherai din huey sher daina dekha….!!!!!

 

Santa le sabai bhandaaage waali row ko seats ko ticket le li… Lion show AAYO, 3-4 lions aayos, keti haru pani aayi but jun keti ko Santa koparkhai thiyo tyo daina aayo. Ani Lion show khatam bhayeko ra kehi time pachhi Circus pani khatam bhayo …

 

Santa: Oye Pappu, timile taba bhane thiyo ko ek keti bina kapdon ko aaune chhin?

 

Pappu: Bina kapdo ko taba sher thiyo, keti hoina… Papa ma jasle bhane tyo dobara padho!!!

  1. funny Jokes in Nepali and Hindi language

Santa gets Threat Calls

Santa Police station gayer bhani chha : Inspector saab, malai ek ANI likhwaani chhu.

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Inspector: Kun hou timi, ko bhayo, ra kiske khilaaf ANI karwaani chha ?

 

Santa: Malai phone mathi jyan dekhi marne ko dhamki mil rahi chhu.

 

Inspector: Kun deu raheko chhadhamkiyaan tumko, ra ko bol raheko chha?

 

Santa: BSNL wale, bhandaina bill chhain bhara ta kaat dinechh…!

  1. funny husband and wife Jokes in Nepali and Hindi language

Plight of a Married Man

Bechaara shaadi shuda Manchhe dukhi pani chhain sakta…

 

Wife: I love you baby.

Husband (softly): I love you too.

Wife: Upset kin lag raheko ho…??? Husband: Bas alikati mood off thiyo.

Wife: Sathi haru ko saath ta bade khushi rehte hos, ra mero saath chhain drame.

Husband (Prem le): yasto kehi chhain jaanu, tabiyat thodi theek chhain chhu.

Wife: Haan, yadi ahile kunai mitra phone garau ta 2 sec ma tabiyat theek bhai halungi.

Husband: mitra kahan dekhi aai gaye, mero mood alikati upset chha bas.

Wife: mero saath chhain yo sabai hune garchha, friends ko saath enjoy gardai hos, thulo has has ko pictures click karwate ho. Ya kunai ra keti pasand aai gayi..??

Husband (aur dherai Prem le): Arrey, kahan dekhi kahan kura lagi hal  rahi ho?

Wife: Aaj sabai clear hola !!

Husband: ko clear garnu chha jaanu, yasto ko bhayeko??

Wife (khud confused): Jaba timi aafai clear hoina, timilai kehi paye natra ma ko bolun..!!

Husband (trying ta act smart): Timilai bhayo ko chha ?? Kis kura ma upset hos ?? Batao!!

Wife: Timro sangat chhain kharab chha !!

Husband: mero saath ta timi ho!!

Wife: Ab dherai hos gayo, ab ra nahi!!

Husband (fully crashed): yo taba kura deu ko bhayo ko chha ?

Wife: ma ab saath chhain reh sakte?

Husband: yo kura kahan dekhi aayi?

Wife: I want Divorce.

Husband: Hmmmm OK !!

Wife (gone crajy): Haan, yahi chahte hou timi to, ani timi jasle marji kar sako.

Husband: Arrey timile khudne bolyo ahile, ma ko galat kaha??

Wife: Yati problem thiyo ta bolyo kin hoina, ma aafai bina bole chali jaati timro life se.

Husband (Aafno baal pakad kar): Malai mero galti taba kura do.

Wife: samaya aane ma paye chalegi timilai aafno aap, jaba ma chali jaungi.

Husband: Achcha, ta ma wait gardai chhu  sahi samaya ko.

Wife: Timi serious kahile hoge??

Husband: Ab ko hospital ma admit hos jaun, serious hun lailagi?

Wife: Go ta hell!!!

 

AFTER 3 HOURS.

Wife: Timilai paye chha na, ma timro bina chhain reh sakti jaanu, sorry !!! I love you my baby.

Husband (Sab bhuler ): Achcha, Really!!! I love you tooo…

Wife: Upset kin lag raheko hos ?…………… !!!

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Jitendra Sahayogee

I am Jitendra Sahayogee, a writer of 12 Nepali literature books, film director of Maithili film & Nepali short movies, photographer, founder of the media house, designer of some websites and writer & editor of some blogs, has expert knowledge & experiences of Nepalese society, culture, tourist places, travels, business, literature, movies, festivals, celebrations.

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