Funny Messages, Shayari, and Jokes in Hindepali (Nepali and Hindi Language)
Get here the top and best 28 funny messages, Shayari, and jokes in Hindepali, Nepali, and Hindi. We have posted here some jokes in Nepali and Hindi to make you laugh and have fun in Hindi Nepali language. Get the hindi+Nepali jokes collection
- Funny Hindi Songs and Jokes Collection
Hindi Songs and their Medical Meanings
Jiya Jale jean Jale, Raat Bihari Dhuan Chale – Fever
Tadap Tadapi Yo mutu dekhi Aah Nikalti Rahi – Heart Attack
Suhani Raat Dhali sakyo, Ram jaane Timi kahile Aoge – Constipation
Bidi Jalayle Jigar dekhi piune Jigar Ma thulo aago chha – Acidity
Mann Dole mero Tann Dole – Vertigo
Tip-Tip Barsa Pani, Pani le aago Lagayi – Urinary Infection
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Mutu Dhadak-Dhadak ko bhani raheko chha-Hypertension
Haay-Re-Haay Nindra chain AAOS -Insomnia
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Batana pani aaudain, Chupana pani chhain aaune – Piles
And sabai bhanda Mast
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Lagi Aaj Sawan ko Ani to Jadi chha – Loose Motion
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- Jokes in Nepali and Hindi language
Shaadi ko 7 Sukh
- Subaah subaah garam paani milega….. Bartan hun lai.
- Mayae mayae bachcha milinechha….. Tapai ko gadha Banaan ko lagi.
- harek nitya shreemati tapai sanga prem dekhi nolegi….. Ration laan ko lagi.
- Shreemati tapai ko angaalo ma baahein daalegi….. Kharcha paani ko lagi.
- tapai gaana gaana shuru kar doge….. Bachchaa haru ko sulaan ko lagi.
- tyo nitya taiyaar bhayer samunne aaune chhin….. Shopping jaan ko lagi.
- Tapai ko pani whiskey ko majaa ayegaa….. kehi der dukha bhulaan ko lagi.
NO LIFE WITHOUT A WIFE
- Jokes in Nepali and Hindi language
The Generous Lawyer!
Ek mahilaaafno bachcha ko lagiro rahi thi.
Ek vakil le rone ko karan puchi, taba us mahilale bhane ko mero beta bimaar chha or ausadhi ko lagi pyasto hoina n.
vakil le us mahilama 1000 ko note dia ra bhane ko jau ausadhi le lo, Rs 100 ko doodh pani le linu, baaki pyasto malai farker deu dinu.
Aurat thodi der pachhiausadhi a Dudh le pays a baaki Rs 650 vakil ko wapas gari dry eye.
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vakil khushi bhayo ra sochne lagayer Neki kahile jaya chhain jati, Doctor ko fees mil gayi, bachcha ko ausadhi mil gai ra……mero nakli note pani chal gaya !!!
- Jokes in Nepali and Hindi language
Sorry, Dear!
Ladki aafno Boyfriend ko naraj garne pachhi SMS ma kasari manati chhu…
1st Hour: Sorry!!!
2nd Hour: Sorry JJ…..
3rd Hour: Pljj ek patak kurerlo…
4th Hour: Pljjj.. reply Jaan…
5th Hour: Pljjj yeti raj an hour…
6th Hour: I’m sorry, I’ll die yadi time Kura chain ko to…
7th Hour: Dafa hos, 100 ladke ghumte chha timro jyasto… Yasto natrauko ma chadha jaa rha chha, bhaad ma jaa…
Boy: Sorry Dear, balance chain they…
Girl: Ohh. It’s ok! Love you, Jaan…
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