28 Funny Messages, Shayari and Jokes in Hindepali (Nepali and Hindi Language)


Funny Messages, Shayari and Jokes in Hindepali (Nepali and Hindi Language)

Get here top and best 28 funny messages, shayari and jokes in Hindepali or Nepali and hindi language. We have posted here some jokes in nepali and Hindi to make you laugh and have fun in hindi and nepali language. Get hindi+Nepali jokes collection

  1. Funny Hindi Songs and Jokes Collection

Hindi Songs and their Medical Meanings

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Jiya Jale jyan Jale, Raat bhari Dhuan Chale – Fever

 

Tadap Tadapi Yo mutu dekhi Aah Nikalti Rahi – Heart Attack

 

Suhani Raat Dhali sakyo, Ram jaane Timi kahile Aoge – Constipation

 

Bidi Jalayle Jigar dekhi piune Jigar Ma thulo aago chha – Acidity

 

Mann Dole mero Tann Dole – Vertigo

 

Tip-Tip Barsa Pani, Pani le aago Lagayi – Urinary Infection

 

Mutu Dhadak-Dhadak ko bhani raheko chha-Hypertension

 

Haay-Re-Haay Nindra chhain aaos -Insomnia

 

Batana pani aaudain, Chupana pani chhain aaune – Piles

 

And sabai bhanda Mast

Lagi Aaj Srawan ko Ani tyo Jadi chha – Loose Motion

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  1. Jokes in Nepali and Hindi language

Shaadi ko 7 Sukh

  1. Subaah subaah garam paani milega….. Bartan dhun lailagi.

 

  1. Mayae mayae bachcha milinechha….. Tapai ko gadha Banaan ko lagi.

 

  1. harek nitya shreemati tapai sanga prem dekhi nolegi….. Ration laan ko lagi.

 

  1. Shreemati tapai ko angaalo ma baahein daalegi….. Kharcha paani ko lagi.

 

  1. tapai gaana gaana shuru kar doge….. Bachchaa haru ko sulaan ko lagi.

 

  1. tyo nitya taiyaar bhayer samunne aaune chhin….. Shopping jaan ko lagi.

 

  1. Tapai ko pani whiskey ko majaa ayegaa….. kehi der dukha bhulaan ko lagi.

 

NO LIFE WITHOUT WIFE

  1. Jokes in Nepali and Hindi language

The Generous Lawyer!

Ek mahilaaafno bachcha  ko lagiro rahi thi.

 

Ek vakil le rone ko karan puchi, taba us mahilale bhane ko mero beta bimaar chha or ausadhi ko lagi pyasto hoina n.

 

vakil le us mahilama 1000 ko note dia ra bhane ko jau ausadhi le lo, Rs 100 ko doodh pani le linu, baaki pyasto malai farker deu dinu.

 

Aurat thodi der pachhiausadhi ra dudh le aayi ra baaki Rs 650 vakil ko wapas gari diyeye.

 

vakil khushi bhayo ra sochne lagayer Neki kahile jaya chhain jati, Doctor ko fees mil gayi, bachcha  ko ausadhi mil gai ra……mero nakli note pani chal gaya !!!

  1. Jokes in Nepali and Hindi language

Sorry Dear!

Ladki aafno Boyfriend ko naraj garne pachhi SMS ma kasari manati chhu…

 

1st Hour: Sorry!!!

 

2nd Hour: Sorry pljj…..

 

3rd Hour: Pljj ek patak kurerlo…

 

4th Hour: Pljjj.. reply jaan…

 

5th Hour: Pljjj yati naraj na hou…

 

6th Hour: I’m really sorry, I’ll die yadi timile kura chhain ko toh…

 

7th Hour: Dafa hos, 100 ladke ghumte chha timro jyasto… Yasto natrauko ma chadha jaa rha chha, bhaad ma jaa…

 

Boy: Sorry Dear, balance chhain thiyo…

 

Girl: Ohh.. It’s okkk! Love you jaan…

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Jitendra Sahayogee

I am Jitendra Sahayogee, a Writer of 12 Nepali Books, Director of Maithili films, Founder of Radio Stations, Designer of Websites and Editor of Some Nepali Blogs.

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