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70+ Funny Diwali Wishes Messages in Hindi, English and Nepali

Funny Diwali Wishes

Funny Diwali Wishes Messages in Hindi, English and Nepali

Find funny Diwali and Tihar wishes for friends, family, Facebook, WhatsApp, Instagram captions, SMS and status updates in Nepali, Roman Nepali, Hindi and English. Copy any message and share it instantly.

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Funny Diwali wishes are light-hearted festival messages that make friends and family smile while sending blessings for light, happiness, prosperity and good luck. You can send them in Nepali, Hindi, English or Roman Nepali on WhatsApp, Facebook, Instagram and SMS.

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Funny Diwali Wishes in Nepali

Use these funny diwali wishes in nepali for festive fun, friendly teasing, social media captions and quick WhatsApp sharing during Diwali and Tihar.

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तिहारमा घर उज्यालो होस्, मन रमाइलो होस्, अनि मिठाई खाँदा क्यालोरीले पनि छुट्टी लियोस्। शुभ दीपावली!
2
लक्ष्मी माताले धन दिनुहोस्, दियोले उज्यालो दिनुहोस्, अनि मोबाइलले मेरो मेसेज देख्नेबित्तिकै तपाईंलाई हाँसो दिनुहोस्। शुभ तिहार!
3
दियो बाल्दा सावधान, पटाका पड्काउँदा सावधान, तर मिठाई देख्दा सावधान हुनु पर्दैन—खाएर रमाउनुहोस्। शुभ दीपावली!
4
तिहारमा सबैले घर सफा गर्छन्, तर मेरो काम त मोबाइलको मेमोरी सफा गरेर तपाईंलाई शुभकामना पठाउनु हो। शुभ तिहार!
5
यो तिहारमा तपाईंको हाँसो दियोभन्दा उज्यालो, तपाईंको भाग्य पटाकाभन्दा तेज, अनि तपाईंको पेट मिठाईले भरियोस्।
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लक्ष्मी माताले तपाईंको घरमा धन ल्याऊन्, तर खर्च गर्ने बानी अलि नियन्त्रणमा राखून्। शुभ दीपावली!
7
तिहारमा नयाँ कपडा, मिठो सेलरोटी, रमाइलो देउसी—तर सबैभन्दा पहिले मेरो मेसेज पढेर मुस्कान दिनुहोस्।
8
दियो बाल्नुस्, मिठाई खानुस्, फोटो खिच्नुस्, तर मलाई शुभकामना फर्काउन नबिर्सिनुस्। शुभ तिहार!
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यो दीपावलीमा तपाईंको दुःख अन्धकारजस्तै हराओस्, अनि मोबाइलको ब्याट्री कहिल्यै नसकियोस्।
10
तिहारमा पैसा धेरै खर्च भयो भने चिन्ता नगर्नुस्, लक्ष्मी मातासँग अर्को किस्ताको माग राख्न सकिन्छ। शुभ दीपावली!
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Funny Diwali Wishes in Roman Nepali

Use these funny diwali wishes in roman nepali for festive fun, friendly teasing, social media captions and quick WhatsApp sharing during Diwali and Tihar.

1
Tihar ma ghar ujyaalo hos, man ramailo hos, ani mithai khada calorie le pani chhutti liyos. Happy Diwali!
2
Laxmi Mata le dhan dinun, diyale ujyaalo dinos, ani mero message le hajurko mood super banos.
3
Diwali ma diya balnu, mithai khanu, selfie halnu, tara malai reply garna chai nabirsinu hai.
4
Yo Tihar ma hajurko happiness diya jastai chamkos, ani tension pataka jastai udaos.
5
Selroti ready, tika ready, lights ready, aba hajurko smile pani ready parnus. Happy Tihar!
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Diwali ko rule simple cha: hasne, khane, ramailo garne, ani old tension delete garne.
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Laxmi Mata hajurko ghar aaun, tara kharcha list dekhera farkera najanun. Happy Diwali!
8
Yo message advance ma pathako ho, kina ki ramra manche haru lai wish garna line lamo cha.
9
Tihar ma mobile full charge, mood full happy, pocket full money, ani plate full mithai hos.
10
Happy Diwali! Hajurko ghar ma light jhalmala, ani life ma success chhamchhami nachos.
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Funny Diwali Wishes in Hindi

Use these funny diwali wishes in hindi for festive fun, friendly teasing, social media captions and quick WhatsApp sharing during Diwali and Tihar.

1
दीये जलाओ, मिठाई खाओ, और अगर वजन बढ़ जाए तो उसे भी दीपावली का आशीर्वाद मान लो। शुभ दीपावली!
2
लक्ष्मी माता आपके घर आएं, लेकिन खर्चों की लिस्ट देखकर वापस न जाएं। हैप्पी दिवाली!
3
दिवाली में सफाई इतनी कर ली कि घर चमक गया, अब मन कर रहा है खुद को भी पॉलिश करवा लूं। शुभ दीपावली!
4
मिठाई कम खाना, पटाखे कम जलाना, लेकिन खुशियां बिल्कुल भी कम मत करना। हैप्पी दिवाली!
5
इस दिवाली आपकी किस्मत रॉकेट जैसी उड़ जाए और टेंशन फुलझड़ी जैसी बुझ जाए। शुभ दीपावली!
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दिवाली का त्योहार है, दिल से मुस्कुराइए; बिल देखकर मत घबराइए, लक्ष्मी माता को याद कीजिए।
7
दीपावली में इतना उजाला हो कि आपका मोबाइल भी बिना चार्जर के खुश हो जाए। हैप्पी दिवाली!
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दोस्त, इस दिवाली तुम्हारे घर इतनी मिठाई आए कि डायट प्लान खुद इस्तीफा दे दे।
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दिवाली की सफाई में अगर पुरानी यादें मिलें तो उन्हें भी प्यार से झाड़-पोंछ कर मुस्कुरा लेना।
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आपकी दिवाली इतनी शानदार हो कि पड़ोसी भी पूछें—भाई, खुशी का सप्लायर कौन है?
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Funny Diwali Wishes in English

Use these funny diwali wishes in english for festive fun, friendly teasing, social media captions and quick WhatsApp sharing during Diwali and Tihar.

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May your Diwali be brighter than your phone screen at midnight and sweeter than the last piece of mithai.
2
Happy Diwali! May your lights shine bright, your sweets never run out, and your relatives ask fewer questions.
3
Wishing you a Diwali full of joy, laughter, and enough snacks to forget your diet plan completely.
4
May Goddess Laxmi bless your home, your wallet, and your online shopping cart this Diwali.
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Happy Diwali! Burn calories later; today is for sweets, lights, family, and funny selfies.
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May your Diwali sparkle like fireworks and your bank balance survive the shopping season.
7
This Diwali, may your problems be as small as a diya flame and your happiness as loud as fireworks.
8
Wishing you lamps of joy, plates of sweets, and relatives who do not ask about marriage or salary.
9
Happy Diwali! May your outfit look expensive and your discount coupon actually work.
10
May your Diwali be full of light, laughter, love, and Wi-Fi strong enough for family video calls.
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Funny Diwali Messages for Friends

Use these funny diwali messages for friends for festive fun, friendly teasing, social media captions and quick WhatsApp sharing during Diwali and Tihar.

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तिमी जस्तो साथीलाई तिहारमा मिठाई भन्दा पनि बढी सम्झिन्छु—किनकि मिठाई सकिन्छ, तर तिम्रो मजाक कहिल्यै सकिँदैन।
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Happy Diwali, my friend! May your jokes be clean, your selfies be bright, and your snacks be unlimited.
3
दोस्त, दिवाली की शुभकामनाएं! इस बार मिठाई भेज देना, सिर्फ मैसेज से पेट नहीं भरता।
4
तिहारमा देउसी खेल्न जानु छ भने मलाई पनि बोलाऊ, तर पैसा बाँड्ने बेला मेरो नाम अगाडि राख्नु।
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Friend, may your Diwali be as funny as our chats and as bright as your over-edited photos.
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दिवाली में दोस्ती की रोशनी हमेशा जलती रहे, और उधार वाली बात हमेशा भूलती रहे।
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तिमीलाई तिहारको शुभकामना—तिम्रो मोबाइलमा ब्यालेन्स होस्, मेरो मेसेजको reply तुरुन्त आओस्।
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Happy Diwali to the friend who makes every festival feel like a comedy show.
9
तिहारमा लक्ष्मी माताले तिमीलाई धन दिऊन्, अनि तिमीले मलाई treat दिऊ भनेर प्रार्थना गर्छु।
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Diwali is better with friends like you—because someone has to finish the extra sweets.
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Funny Diwali Captions for Social Media

Use these funny diwali captions for social media for festive fun, friendly teasing, social media captions and quick WhatsApp sharing during Diwali and Tihar.

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दियो, मिठाई र अलिकति नाटक—यही हो मेरो तिहार mood.
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Diwali mode: lights on, diet off.
3
दीपावली की रोशनी और मेरी selfie—दोनों चमकदार।
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Tihar vibes: selroti, smile, and sparkle.
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आज घर पनि चम्कियो, मन पनि चम्कियो, फोटो पनि चम्कियो।
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Festival calories do not count. Happy Diwali!
7
दिवाली है भाई, खुशी को full brightness पर रखो।
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Lights, laughter, and a little bit of mithai madness.
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तिहार आयो, मुस्कान ल्यायो, मोबाइल gallery भरायो।
10
Keep calm and eat one more laddu.
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Short Funny Diwali SMS

Use these short funny diwali sms for festive fun, friendly teasing, social media captions and quick WhatsApp sharing during Diwali and Tihar.

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शुभ तिहार! दियो बाल्नुहोस्, मन हँसाउनुहोस्, मिठाई लुकाएर नखानुहोस्।
2
Happy Diwali! Smile bright, eat sweet, stay light.
3
दीपावली मुबारक! खर्चा कम हो, खुशी ज्यादा हो।
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Tihar ko subhakamana! Reply chai dinu hai.
5
Happy Diwali! May your snacks be crispy and your mood be happy.
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शुभ दीपावली! तपाईंको घर उज्यालो, मन रमाइलो।
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Diwali ki badhai! Mithai share karna mat bhoolna.
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Happy Tihar! Lights on, worries gone.
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दियो जस्तै चम्किनुस्, मिठाई जस्तै मीठो बोल्नुस्।
10
Shubh Deepawali! Hasnu, ramailo garnu, safe rahanu.
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FAQ

What are funny Diwali wishes?

Funny Diwali wishes are humorous festival messages that send blessings with light jokes, friendly teasing and cheerful words.

Can I send these wishes on WhatsApp?

Yes, every card has a WhatsApp button so readers can quickly share the message.

Are these wishes in Nepali, Hindi and English?

Yes, this post includes Nepali, Roman Nepali, Hindi and English funny Diwali wishes.

Are funny Diwali messages good for friends?

Yes, funny Diwali wishes are perfect for friends, cousins, classmates, colleagues and social media followers.

Can I use these as Instagram captions?

Yes, the caption section has short lines suitable for Instagram, Facebook and TikTok posts.

Conclusion

Funny Diwali wishes make the festival more memorable because they mix blessings with smiles. Use these Nepali, Roman Nepali, Hindi and English Diwali messages for friends, family, WhatsApp, Facebook, Instagram captions and SMS. Keep the light of happiness, humor and togetherness glowing this Tihar and Deepawali.

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Jitendra Sahayogee

I am Jitendra Sahayogee, a writer of 12 Nepali literature books, film director of Maithili film & Nepali short movies, photographer, founder of the media house, designer of some websites and writer & editor of some blogs, has expert knowledge & experiences of Nepalese society, culture, tourist places, travels, business, literature, movies, festivals, celebrations.

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