100 Funny Birthday Wishes And Messages Collection With GIF Images

Funny birthday wishes and messages:- Birthdays are here and you are bored with plain wishes. You just want to wish them but at the same time, you want to pinch them or want to have a great laugh. Then there are some funny birthday wishes all waiting for you. Choose what you like and send the birthday boy or girl and make their day.

100 Funny Birthday Wishes And Messages Collection

1. Many many congratulations on this happiest day of your life but of course I want to remind you that too much happiness eventually leads you to cry in the end. You can’t have too many birthdays honey. Too many birthdays is a too-short life. Wouldn’t want that for you. Love you though.

2. Happy birthday, honey. Of course, you may not be so happy. How does it feel to get near to the stage where you have no hair, no teeth and you do not have control over your poops? Getting old, aren’t you? I am worried about you my old guy. How many more birthdays are you going to have now? Love you no matter what buddy.

3. Each year passes and each year we celebrate your birthday with so much fun. What’s so fun if each birthday gets you closer to pain and body aches? It’s something we should think of, don’t you think bud? You are getting an old buddy. Have a great born day old guy. Try to have fewer birthdays.

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4. You are not getting old but you are being young as in a newborn baby. Do you know why? Soon you won’t have any teeth or any hair. You must be really happy right? I am happy for you too buddy. Have a great born day, bud. Remember you are not getting old haha.

5. Get your birthday under control buddy. You have been having too much of them lately. It’s been proved that too many are simply not good for you. Give it a rest for a while will you? Have a great born day though.

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6. How many birthdays are you planning to have? Seriously do you know getting yourself a perfect gift is such a pain in the ass? I have to go into every store, look after every gift and think about whether it is best for you or not. Stop having too many birthdays. I am so tired. Happy birthday, idiot.

7. Having a birthday this year too but not feeling quite young, are we? Fear not I have got a perfect plan for us. Why don’t we celebrate your birthday with old people and feel young and active again? I am sure that will cheer you up. See you there buddy. Have a wonderful birthdate once again.

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8. You know what you should do to feel young again at your age. It’s a small secret but doesn’t tell anyone. Simply lay about your age and feel young one more time babe. So how old are you this year? I am pretty sure the answers are getting somewhere around the 20s. Have a great born day young man.

9. You should know you are getting pretty old when you can’t even hold out your pee. I am saying this because I saw you the other day when you were desperate for peeing. I know I know all your excuses about how you had too much water. But we both know it’s cuz you getting old my man. Happy birthday. I think you should know that it’s your birthday reminding you that you are getting old.

10. Smile and be happy my friend. It’s your birthday after all and remembers things could always be worse but they are not right now. So enjoy and force that smile on your wrinkled face. It looks weird but we can deal with it. Have a great born day, man.

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11. You are worried that you are getting old. Just think about how you will be in ten or twenty years. I know not a pretty sight, right? Then what’s there to worry about? Enjoy what you have and be happy that there are still a few years left for you to feel beautiful till you go all ugly. Happy Birthday, honey.

12. Congratulations on your birthday. The only difference this year is that you look a year older. Except that everything seems the same boring and plain. Happy Birthday once again. My wish is the same. You are the same and our friendship is as strong as it was last year. Love you, honey.

13. Congratulations to our pre-historic guy who was born I don’t know when but a long time ago. You are the oldest guy in our group and lately, you seem to be getting even older. Is that supposed to be good? Take care, man. We don’t want to lose you to your old age. After all, you are a special member of our group. Happy Birthday, man.

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14. Age is only in the mind. You get old when you let it flow into your body. Block your age buddy. You can’t be old too soon. We have so many things to do. Don’t lose your mind too. It’s something that comes with aging. We have so many memories. Wouldn’t want you to miss that. Happy birthday my friend.

15. Have a great born day my friend. Congratulations on joining the 30s club. You must not have thought you were the only one getting old right? We have millions of members all around the world. Feel free to be included in the old gang. I am just kidding. We are still considered young. I think so at least. Have a wonderful birthdate once again.

16. Don’t be sad or bummed honey. It’s your birthday after all. No matter how grey your hair turns or how wrinkled your face gets I will always be there to look after you. And you know what they say about it, it’s better to be a year older than a month late. Happy birthday. I love you. You will always be the most beautiful woman in my life.

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17. Happy Birthday friend. Time flies by in a blink of an eye and here we are with our kids all grown. I would like to advise you to look after and love your children even more from this day onwards because the older you get the closer you are to the nursing home. And we wouldn’t want that for any of us, right?

18. You do know when a dog gets old they put them down for good. I am so glad that you my friend are not a dog. Otherwise, they would have put you down for real good. Anyway, happy birthday my friend.

19. Happy Birthday my friend. May you live and survive so long that you look like a walking dead. Or may you ever wish that you were dead? Life would be so boring without me, right? Have a great born day once again buddy.

20. Happy Birthday love. You are such an am, zing person but of course, there are tons of amazing and even more successful people out there. Don’t let yourself feel so down. You are not a failure looking at them sure can get anyone down even the likes of you.

21. I am so sad that you have gotten so old that nothing that comes in the market suits your taste. Well, the market does not target your age after all. You are just old-fashioned according to new generations. Have a great born day buddy.

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22. It’s a very special day buddy. Let’s go out and celebrate e this special opportunity of being one year closer to putting g your tombstone. Why don’t we go to your tomb shopping? Better late than never right?

23. I went out to buy you cake and a candle. Boy, you know how many candles I had to buy to correspond to your age. . When the number of candles is more than the size of a cake, you know you are too old. I just hope all those candles fit in the cake. After all, you have gotten so old that the candles aren’t even fitting in a cake for you to blow out.

24. No matter how many candles you blow out and how many cakes you cut and how many birthdays you celebrate you are going to be as old as you feel. Always keep that in mind. But also don’t forget the fact that no matter how young you feel you will always be a year older than me. Happy Birthday, brother.

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25. You have gotten so old that sometimes I think you can even barely function in society. I hope it becomes your best birthday because soon you will not be here to enjoy them. Love you, dear. And Happy Birthday once again.

26. What is your secret the last selfie you took looks the same as you are right now. You are as old as your photos. Kudos to you for maintaining that. Happy Birthday once again love.

27. Our match is heaven-made love. You know why I think that because you don’t like to celebrate your birthdays and I am just too lazy to give you any surprises or celebrate them with you. We are just perfect for each other love. Have a wonderful birth anniversary once again love.

28. Happy Birthday to you. Do you know what’s amazing for people of your age? Your tombstone will never say died too young. You will die old. Happy Birthday once again my old friend.

29. What’s your age because you must feel like a dinosaur? You are not that old. Why don’t we go see Jurassic World? At least it will make you feel less than the age you are. Have a wonderful birth anniversary my friend. I love you no matter how old you get

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30. I was going to send you a message but I thought a card would be better. After the letter is what people of your age prefer right? Happy Birthday my friend. You have gotten so old and so ugly with each passing birthday but that still hasn’t decreased my love for you.

31. I think it’s time you start celebrating your birthdays less. It looks less fun and more concerning. It makes you look old. It shows people your real age. Happy birthday, my oldie.

32. Oh it’s your birthday again. I am glad you are here to increase purr country’s population. I wonder how long you can keep it up. After all, that weak body of yours can hardly take any more burden, right? I am glad to see you among the living. Happy Birthday, buddy.

33. Congratulations you have reached the level where you can use your birthday candles to light up your entire house. Less cost on lights right? Thank your age for that. Happy Birthday my friend.

34. So how does it feel to surpass your Twitter followers? You have become so old. I wonder how many birthdays are left for you to enjoy. Till then have fun buddy. You never know when you might meet the grim reaper at your fragile age. Happy Birthday my friend.

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35. This birthday wish is for my old friend who has become so old that he can’t complete his movie without going to the loo time and again. You must know that you have become so old that you can’t even hold out yourself. Something to think about, ain’t it? Anyway happy birthday buddy.

36. Happy Birthday my friend. May your birthday be filled with happiness and fun. Sorry, what? You are enjoying it with your family. Poor you. I promise next year’s birthday, you will be celebrating with us and it won’t be as hell as this birthday. Have a great born day once again. You need it.

37. I am hoping to give you one million for your birthday. Would it be enough? Oh just for your information it’s only paper and nothing worth any value. Enjoy your million papers. Have a wonderful birth anniversary my rich friend.

38. Happy Birthday my friend. May you live so old, that even your family does not acknowledge your presence. It would be really funny to see you in that situation. Seeing you all grumpy in one corner of the house. Maybe I would join you too. Buddies for life after all. Have a great born day once again friend.

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39. Happy Birthday my friend. No gift for this birthday. I am pretty sure you wouldn’t have preferred me taking money out of our alcohol budget. So don’t frown it’s going to be a hell of a booze party. Let’s party till Sun gets high up in the sky, all night and all day.

40. Happy birthday. I just hope you are not having any kind of midlife crisis. I would hate to find you in that situation because, at the end of the day, I am always the one taking care of your problems. You do know you can’t do that again and again. But then it’s you who am I even kidding right?

41. Happy Birthday to this girl who just can’t seem to get that she is too old for swings or any kind of hobbies that she is having. You are too old for that stuff. It’s time you take up new hobbies that suit your age honey. No offense though.
42. Congratulations. Now you can legally take performance drugs to perform yourself in this society. Let’s get our facts straight. You are getting an old buddy. Celebrating a birthday is like celebrating the time on your deathbed. That’s how old you should feel. Happy Birthday once again.

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43. Here is to your amazing birthday. Let’s have the fun of our life and don’t even worry about booze. I have taken care of them. I want you so intoxicated that even you forget how old you are getting. Because your age is the last thing we want to feel sorry about during this awesome moment. You get me right. Happy Birthday. I wish you all the fun and happiness in your life.

44. I am really worried about you my buddy. You have reached the age where you can simply die from the flu or even a common cold. That’s how old you are getting. You have your insurance right? Can I be your beneficiary? Many happy returns of the day though.

45. It’s your birthday buddy. Are you having fun? I am not talking about Facebook and Instagram photos they are as fake as anything I have seen. I just hope your birthday is one-quarter the fun you portray in your photos. Have a wonderful birth anniversary once again.

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46. You are the best brother. Despite all our arguments and misunderstanding, I love you. I just hope with time you get the fact straight in your head that I am always right and you never mess with me. You know the saying you mess with the bull you get the horns. Other than that I love you and many many happy returns of the day my dear brother.

47. You are older than me but that only means you were able to beat me in only one thing and that is our age. Other than I wonder how it feels to be beaten in almost everything by your younger. Sucks to be you I know. Anyway, Happy birthday dear sister.

48. I am so satisfied to be your younger brother. I never have to give you any gift but I can argue for my gift any time and it wouldn’t be wrong. I can take your stuff but you can’t touch mine. It’s so much fun. I love you. Have a great born day. I wonder what I should take this year.

49. You know what my gift is? I am not sharing any kind of funny thing or embarrassing thing on Facebook. But that’s only for today. For tomorrow get ready for all hell to lose free. You are welcome. Don’t worry I will always be here to make fun of you. Love you and happy birthday okay?

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50. History subject was never boring and hard for me because I had someone who looked after me and taught me. As it was fun because I learned it from someone who had lived through it all. Thanks for being there. It was so helpful. Happy Birthday though.

51. Yesterday I went to the zoo and I asked that old crocodile if he knew you by any chance. You know what he said that you were his senior. Never knew you were that old. Damnn man. Happy Birthday and How old are you? I think we should cut that question. It isn’t even worth asking. I might as well get a great attack.

52. I love everything about birthdays. Except for the part when I have to tell a bunch of lies on their card. It’s already hard that they are your friend now that you have to even tell good stuff about them. Anyway here are my lies. You are the most amazing guy I ever met. You deserve all the happiness and fun in your life. Love you. Oh and many many happy returns of the day.

53. I got your gift brother. I am pretty sure you would love it. Same thing each year. You low all vodka and gin. But I just hope you would keep the voices down. The last time I had to get a hell of a scolding from our parents. I hope you wouldn’t do that this year to me right? As long as you do as you promised I think we won’t have a problem with the supply. Love you and Have a wonderful birth anniversary.

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54. I got you three wishes. But I used them all. Then I got you some money but ended up using all of them. I hope you won’t mind after all thought is what matters the most right? I love you so much. I hope our bond will always remain as strong as it is right now. Many Many happy returns of the day. May all your wishes and desires come true on this special occasion.

55. You are my lovely older brother. As you turn old your hair will start turning grey and you will start losing your teeth. You will turn ugly and boring. You will try to act all active and tough but you will end up sleeping throughout the day. You will dye your hair but it will all go in vain. But I will still love you. You are my brother after all. Happy Birthday, brother.

56. All those fights that we had with each other. All those arguments make me laugh so much right now. No matter what we will always be two dumb friends. But you took my x-men. I still remember it. I am still plotting my revenge against you. Other than that all is good love. Have a great born day to my foe, my close jig.

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57. Dear friend you have successfully survived this year. I hope you survive the next year too because I am looking forward to celebrating your next birthday too. Between us, I wasn’t sure if you were going to make it. You know considering your age and all the other factors. You never know. But I am glad. Happy Birthday, buddy.

58. Happy birthday little brother. I am sad that I am not there with you. I would have loved to smack that little face of yours. When I come back we should do one on one. Let’s see how strong my little brother has gotten. I hope you have gotten strong and macho. I miss our wrestling and all those battles we pretended to fight with you. I love you kiddo.

59. You must pretty much get the senior discount right. Seeing you all ugly and wrinkled makes me want to take benefit from you. Can we go shopping oldie? You can buy me stuff with your senior discount. I might buy you a gift you never know. Love you. Oh and Happy Birthday. I almost forgot this must be one of your last birthdays.

60. Thanks for doing everything wrong. That’s how I knew what I had to do and what not to do. You were the worst figure I looked up to. But I don’t regret anything. I had the fun of my life when I was with you. You were an amazing friend and partner. My life was never boring when you were with me. Come home soon. Have a wonderful birth anniversary bro. I miss you every day.

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61. All hells that you put me through I could never forget them. I am pretty sure you had fun but I never had. I was always the one receiving the beatings from mom. You always somehow got out. And you used to come pretending you were sad that I got hurt. But now I know you were hurt when I was hurt and that was just your way of showing me, love. But guess what brother I have grown so much. I just want you to come and play those tricks on me again. I promise I won’t even be mad at you. Happy Birthday, brother. I love you.

62. I got you an amazing gift for this birthday brother. It’s me voila. I am pretty sure you were expecting something else but what’s so amazing gift than me. I hope you take amazing care of me. After all, I am your gift. I love you. Let’s have an awesome time okay?

63. I can’t imagine myself without you. You know why because without you I got no idea how I would pass my time messing around and pulling their legs. You are just so perfect for teasing and irritating. All my best blessings are with you and thanks for making me happy. I have got small tricks up my sleeve. I am sure you will have hell lots of fun this year too. Have a great born day deary.

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64. It’s time you start accepting that your wrinkles are going nowhere. Your wrinkles are there for a reason after all. To tell you, you have gotten old and weak. Stop hiding behind that makeup. I am not going to send you any makeup from now on. Happy birthday, dear. How sweet and innocent sister I had but now I have you. Don’t know where I made mistake. I have to accept the fact that it’s you now just like you have to accept you are old now.

65. This is a birthday wish for the girl who doesn’t want to acknowledge the fact that she is in her mid-30s. I am not going to tell you, you look young or whatever, and neither I am going to tell you how you are. Don’t want to ruin anyone’s appetite after all. Let’s focus on a beautiful thing like your cake. Have a wonderful birth anniversary my dear girl.

66. How old are you pretending honey? I don’t know. I need to know for me to go along with your lies. We really wouldn’t want people knowing your real age right? And besides, we need to buy candles for your cake too. I just hope you have chosen the appropriate age for yourself no matter how much your real age makes you cry. Happy Birthday, love.

67. Happy belated birthday girl. Don’t get angry with me. I didn’t forget your birthday it’s just I wasn’t hoping you would be able to survive till your birthday. You are one heck of a tough girl. I just hope to be surprised next year too. But knowing your age I really wouldn’t know what to expect right? Happy Belated birthday once again my lady.

68. People may come and go. Gifts may come and go but your real age always sticks with you. Saying that I pretty much hope you will be able to tell me your real age right baby girl? I didn’t mean to say you are lying but those wrinkles are just too hard to ignore. Anyway have a beautiful birthday. Do not worry too much okay?

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69. I remember my old birthday. You came empty-handed. I mean who even does that right? Since I am a fan of tit for tat. On this birthday the only thing I am gifting you is my empty hand. Yes, you heard me right you are going to get nothing. You should be thankful for this birthday wish too. Have a great born day idiot.

70. What’s there to be happy about birthdays? They simply come here to tell you, you have gotten a year older than last year. Well, they come to tell you you are getting closer to your deathbed. They simply give you the gift of wrinkles and weakness. Are you still happy? Congratulation your time on earth is shortening. Happy Birthday.

71. I am so lucky to have a friend who is so close and so dear to me. It’s your birthday that’s why I am lying about this stuff. Let this day pass I will have nothing except bad things to tell about you. Thank your birthday if you are getting such extra treatment because you don’t deserve it. Happy Birthday, idiot.

72. Why are you even worried about the candles and your age? I think as long as your teeth and hair are still intact, you have got nothing to worry about. Don’t you think so? You have got only a few years to lose them. Till then enjoy them and enjoy your birthdays. Have a wonderful birth anniversary honey.

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73. I want to meet the people who said maturity comes with age. Because when I look at you I don’t think I find any maturity in you despite your so-called age. You are not a kid and the candles on your cake should prove that but I don’t know why you can’t act according to your age. Is that so hard? Happy birthday I hope something changes. And if nothing does well I won’t be surprised.

74. Don’t worry about the past, it’s already gone. Don’t worry about the future that has seen it. And about presents don’t even think about it. I haven’t got any for you. Happy Birthday, buddy. I hope this wish is more than enough for you considering how greedy you have become with your birthday treats.

75. I didn’t know you had gotten so old. Your birthday candles say it all. I am pretty sure it won’t be so chilly this winter for you. Your candles will do the trick of warming you. You can even lend me some. I think they will be more than enough for you right? Happy Birthday, friend. Time passed so fast. Yesterday you were just a kid now you are all grown old and crampy. Happy Birthday once again.

76. Another year another birthday. I hope this year you won’t get any new diseases. But don’t curse it after all diseases target only old people. I will take care of you. Friends in need are true friends, right? Have a wonderful birth anniversary my weak and old friend. Keep it up. You can never know when death strikes using old age.

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77. If your lungs do not support you while blowing out the candle, fear not. I have got the perfect gift for you a fan. What your lungs can’t do they will do except for the part when you need an actual lung for breathing right? You need to breathe with your lungs to survive right. Take care till then my oldie. Happy Birthday once again.

78. No matter how kind, good, and innocent you are never forget my birthday honey. I have remembered yours and I expect the same in return too. That is what we do with friends. We never forget each other birthdays. Last year you made the mistake and forgot mine and I hope this year you won’t repeat the same mistake. I will make it your last mistake. Anyway, I love you, and happy birthday honey.

79. Even if you lose all your teeth I wish you a big smile. Even if there is not a single hair on your head I hope you look as dashing as you right now. Age is just a number because if you start worrying about your age then it will put you in depression and we wouldn’t want that to happen on your birthday right? I love you, buddy. Happy Birthday to you.

80. With every birthday you are getting old. So it’s time to get your shit together and start acting your age. Have fun, blow out the candles and eat the cake. Other than that I think you are too old to do anything. Happy Born day love.

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81. Happy birthday to you. One more year of annoyance. You survived this year too and now we have to survive you. I just hope our time doesn’t end before you. Cut us some slack for bearing your annoyance for so many years. You should think of giving us a grand party. Don’t you think so? I think a big party should be on the way to your victory over death.

82. Have a wonderful birth date to you. I was just here for the cake and I hope I have a big slice of it. I hope the gift is not mandatory because I didn’t get you any. I hope we are cool right? And just so you know I never told anyone of your true age. The secret is between us. After all friends for life, now where is my cake?

83. You are so old that your birth certificate even must say expired. You must be the oldest guy alive after a few others. How do you even survive? It’s humanly impossible don’t you think? Don’t try to go against nature. It’s not cool man. Anyway happy born day

84. I heard good people die young. So that makes you what? Umm a pain in the ass right. No wonder God has left you to torture us because you would have been a jerk in heaven or maybe hell. We should have a big party the day you leave this place man. Anyway Have a wonderful birth anniversary to the toughest man I have known.

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85. Another year and another gift of pain in the new place. I think you should give up. Let your old body rest. I just hope before you go it would be a lot of fun if I was on your will you know. At least there must be someone to look after your legacy. I do love you but I would love you, even more, knowing you are thinking about me at the end of your time. Happy Birthday and have lots of fun.

86. Don’t count your wrinkles but count your blessings. It’s only possible when there are few wrinkles. But when your face is filled with lots of them I am pretty sure it’s hard to ignore them right? No matter how many wrinkles you get I hope our parties never end. Happy Bourn day girl. I miss you.

87. One more year to pretend that you care about the people. How does it feel to get older and too hard to even climb the stairs? You must miss your golden days but let me remind you it’s not your golden days it’s your older days. Haha. I was waiting an entire year just to have this laugh. Gosh, it feels so good now. Happy Born day mate.

88. I want to give you the gift of friendship love and fun. Because these were the only gifts that I was able to give you that cost nothing. Everything is so expensive nowadays. Thank god I found perfect things for you. Do you like it? I hope you do. Have a wonderful birth date man.

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89. Are you feeling old? Just think how old you will be after ten years. Geez right. Then enjoy what you have got because you are still young compared to the one you will be after ten years. It doesn’t suck right. We just have to increase the number of candles and parties each year. Happy Birthday, honey.

90. Don’t count the candles or wrinkles. Be glad that you are counted during the census. After all, you are still here whereas so many are under the ground. You are one hell of a tough lad. Stick to it and survive each year. We have still got a lot more cakes to cut and candles to blow out. Have a wonderful birth anniversary man.

91. Thank you for being older than me. Looking at you makes me always feel young and I congratulate you on being closer to using the diaper. You used to be handsome and cool now you are just old and angry. Sucks to be you and scare me at the same time. I will soon be in your place. Happy born day mate. Though you may not be so happy right now.

92. You look so young despite your age. I am not going to tell you any lies because obviously, that is what your relatives are for. I am just going to say you are getting old and your hair is turning all grey. It seems it will be soon when you will be in your diaper and you will be roaming all around the house looking for your keys. Memories can be tricky when your age gets you right. Anyway happy born day mate.

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93. I know your choice is the best. You keep on reminding me that every day. So this year I didn’t want to disappoint you so I have wrapped the gift that you gave me last year. I am sure you are going to love it. Have a wonderful birthdate, my friend. I am really happy and excited about this gift. Love you.

94. Laugh and smile all you want because you never know when you might lose your teeth. After all, as you age you lose your precious teeth and hair. It is an inevitable thing. And I hope you learned to read people’s lips. Because after you get old you lose your hearing and when they wish you happy birthday you just have to read their lips and respond right. Happy Birthday, buddy.

95. Let me keep the gift and you can keep the age and cake. You need a cake to sweeten the bitter truth of your age after all. And I don’t think gifts are going to be any useful after you reach a certain age right? But you can keep the pair of glasses that I got for you. At least they are going to be in some good use once you start to see a blurry image. One of the perks of reaching old age is right. Happy Birthday, lady.

96. I searched for a beautiful presentation but I couldn’t find one. Then I thought about it over and what’s better than my presence right? It’s me your gift. Nothing can compete with me and outsmart me. Just a little secret between us. And we can count your wrinkles in our free time. Though it would be equal to counting stars. At least this can be fun for you considering your lovely age. Happy Birthday once again.

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97. I have learned so many things from you. How to get away when you have seriously done something that might get you scolded? You were always there to look after me. And I must tell you looking after those years you were a bad influencer. But I wouldn’t change any of that dear brother. I miss you and I love you. Happy Birthday. Hope our bond stays as strong as it ever was.

98. Don’t worry girl. Age is just a number. Enjoy your life to the fullest. You may have one or two wrinkles here and there and except for that, I think we are all good right? Though between us I have to tell you that number is huge. Have a wonderful birth date and love you.

99. You are the second favorite child in the house. Guess who is the first? Umm, I think we can point out that it’s me right? I am so sorry for all the times I busted you or the time when I made you at fault when you were not even guilty. It was really fun. I don’t regret even a bit of that one. It was really fun for me. I wish we could go back to those times. Have a wonderful birth anniversary love.

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100. Dear friend, I think this is a good time to stop looking at the mirrors because they aren’t going to make you any more beautiful than you already are. Neither are they going to decrease any wrinkles on your face. You just have to deal with the fact that you are getting old and old day by day. Happy birthday