20 Funny Boyfriend Girlfriend Jokes in Hindi+Nepali Language Mixup

11. funny boyfriend girlfriend conversations hindi+nepali language

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Aaj bholi ko ladkiyan sano sano kura ma chat account block gari diyunti chha n… Few examples:

 

Boy: What’s your Name??

Girl: Palak and you?

Boy: Paneer.

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Girl : Hello I am Khusbu.

Boy: Khusbu ko dosro naam bharosa yadibati…. kuna kone ma khusbu faila de.

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Boy: Hi, what’s your name??

Girl: Neha Singhal.

Boy: Oh.. I am also Single.

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Girl: What’s UP?

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Boy: Uttar Pradesh…

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Girl: timi soya chhu…???

Boy: hoina…! Schejwan hun..!

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Girl: I’m free tommorow!

Boy: Pahile ko paid thi??

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Boy: Aj mausam achha chha, Mall chalte chha n.

Girl: Waha ko garne chhau??

Boy: Hawan garne chhau, hawan garne chhau.

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Girl: See ya!

Boy: Ram Chandramara ko jai!

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Girl: Have a Good Day….

Boy: No thank you… I like Parle-G more…

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Girl: I need some Space.

Boy: Ok then go ta Sonakshi Sinha’s forehead.

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Girl puts up her status: Waiting for CHENNAI EXPRESS…

Boy: COOLIE chha kya??

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Boy: Thank you.

Girl: It’s my Pleasure.

Boy: My Bajaj Pulsar.

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12. funny boyfriend girlfriend conversations hindi+nepali language

Boy: Timi keti hos ko Rakashi Peeti Ho???

Awesome reply by girl: Taba ko 2-4 Peg Ko lagi Gender Change Karwaun ???

13. funny boyfriend girlfriend conversations hindi+nepali language

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Naya naya friendship hui Facebook pe… numbers exchange hue… ra phir…

 

Girl: Hello darling! ko gari raheko ho…???

 

Boy: chha Jaanu, Shave gari raheko chhu …

 

Girl: Jaba pani ma timi ko call garchhauon timi shave gari raheko hote ho… din ma katti patak Shave krte ho…??

 

Boy: 30-40 patak…

 

Girl: Timi Pagal ho. kya…???

 

Boy: chhain jaanu man Barber hun…

14. funny boyfriend girlfriend conversations hindi+nepali language

Baba Ji ko Thullu!

Kapil: O Ji, ma Kaha… Nice Lipstick.

 

Girl: Thanks.

 

Kapil: O Ji, ma Kya.. Nice Top And Jeans.

 

Girl: Thanks.

 

Kapil: O Ji, ma Kya..Nice Ear-Rings.

 

Girl: Thanks.

 

Kapil: ra Taba ra Nice Necklace.

 

Girl: Thank you so much BHAIYA.

 

Kapil: Kamaal chhu… Yati Saari Achchi Chijein Pahiri Kar pani timi Bhootni chhain Lag Rahi chhu.

 

Ladki Ko Mila Baba Ji ko Thullu…

15. funny boyfriend girlfriend conversations hindi+nepali language

A True Gentleman!

A Girl ta a Boy in a train: Can I sit here?

 

Boy: It’ all yours.

 

Girl: Can I take some water?

 

Boy: Ya sure, my goodness.

 

Girl, thodi der pachhi: Bhaiya agla station kun chahi chha ?

 

Boy: mero Buwa le mero bheje ma GPS fit chhain kar rakheko chha, chadai dekhi seat khaali kar, malai nindra aai rahi chhu.

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Anil Mahato is the most famous Hindi online professional teacher. He is teaching the Hindi language through youtube videos, langistan.com, and several platforms living in Mumbai, India.

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