20 Funny Boyfriend Girlfriend Jokes in Hindi+Nepali Language Mixup

6. very funny gf bf jokes in hindi+nepali language

Ghalib’s Date

Ghalib le girlfriend ko date ma bulaya, tyo late aayino….

 

Girl: Am I late ?

 

Ghalib: Arj chha….

 

Falak ma chandrama tara haru ko nindra aai raheko chha,

 

Falak ma chandrama tara haru ko nindra aai raheko chha,

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Dusri ko time bhayeko chha, timi ab aai raheko chhau.

7. very funny gf bf jokes in hindi+nepali language

What’s Baba ji ko Thullu?

Girlfriend: Babaji ko Thullu is trending. What does it means?

 

Boyfriend: It’s ‘Nothing’

 

Girlfriend: Why? Tell me na… please…

 

Boyfriend: Arre unko matlab ‘kehi chhain’ hune garchha.

 

Girlfriend: kura bhan kina bangai raheko chha?

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Boyfriend: Bolyo ta ‘kehi pani chhain’ hune garchha.

 

Girlfriend: Kaminey, antim patak poochh rahi chhu , ek word ma chup chap answer deu…

 

Boyfriend: Ghanta….

 

Girl gives him 4-5 tight slaps.

 

Boyfriend: Malai marer timilai ke mila?

 

Girlfriend: Kehi hoina.

 

Boyfriend: Yahi hune garchha ‘Babaji ko Thullu’

 

Girlfriend: Sweetu, pahile nai kura saknu theyo?

8. very funny gf bf jokes in hindi+nepali language

The Real Lover!

Once 3 boys proposed the same girl!

 

1st: ma timro lagi aafno jyan pani deu sakta hun.

 

Girl: tyo taba sabai bhandaina n.

 

2nd Guy: ma timro lagi chaand tare tod kar la sakta hun.

 

Girl: Nothing special, dherai purana dialogue chhu.

 

3rd Guy: ma timilai aafno Facebook ko pasword samma deu sakta hun. Yaha samma ko aafno facebook account delete pani kar sakta hun.

 

Girl, Aankha ma ansu ko sath: Pagal yati chahana chha malai ? I Love You Too!!!

 

Sathi haru, Facebook thulo Cheeaj chhu.

9. very funny gf bf jokes in hindi+nepali language

Wild Life Photography

Jeeto, ek dum khushi hos ke: ko kura chha Jee, aaj taba mero Photo-Pe-Photo kheenche ja raheko ho?

 

Santa: Bas yasto hi… mutu kar raheko chhu.

 

Jeeto: ko ma yati hot and smart lag raheko chhun aaj?

 

Sata: Arre kehi daina pagli, aaj mero sarr ma Wild Life Photography ko bhoot sawaar chhu…

 

Swarg ko Entry

1st Manchhe : Bhagwan ma doctor chhu  ra ma manchhe ko dherai  sewa ko chha malai swarg ma aane do.

 

Bhaun: chhain timi bhitra chhain aai sakte.

 

2nd Aadmi: Bhagwan ma Brahmin chhu  ra ma sari jindagee tapai ko pooja ko chha malai swarg ma aane do.

 

Bhagwan : chhain timi pani bhitra chhain aai sakte.

 

3rd Aadmi: Prabhu ma shaadi shuda chhu .

 

Bhagwaan: Bas kar pagle rulayega ke, chal bhitra swarg ma aaja.

10. very funny gf bf jokes in hindi+nepali language

Upset Girlfriend

A guy got stuck on a Rs. 1 crore question.

 

He uses phone-a-friend helpline, and chooses his girlfriend ta ask thiyo answer.

 

Amitabh Bachchan: Girlfriend ji, Namashkaar, ma Amitabh Bachchan bol raheko chhu KBC se. ahile tapai ko mitra tapai dekhi ek prashan puchenge ra tapai ko matra 30 seconds ma us prashan ko uttar dene chhu. tapai ko samay shuru hune garchha ab…

 

Boy reads out thiyo question and thiyo 4 options.

 

Girl: Mili halyo time timilai phone garna ko ? Malai timilai kunai kura chhain karni !!! Byeeeee….

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