20 Funny Boyfriend Girlfriend Jokes in Hindi+Nepali Language Mixup

Get here 20 boyfriend girlfriend jokes in Hindi+Nepali language mixed. Find her gf bf funny jokes in Hindi and Nepali language mixed. Get here hindi and Nepali mixed funny and comedy jokes messages and conversation with boyfriend and girlfriend.

20 Funny Boyfriend Girlfriend Jokes in Hindi+Nepali Language Mixed

1. girlfriend boyfriend funny jokes in hindi+nepali language

Short but Hilarious

Boy: I Love You!

Girl: Yadi ma pani Ttimilai I Love You Bhanu Toh??

Boy: ma Taba Khushi dekhi Marrr Jaaune chhu.

Girl: Jaa Pagle, chhain Kehti… JEE Le aafno Jindagee…

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2. girlfriend boyfriend funny jokes in hindi+nepali language

Students Classification by Age

Classic examples for students of different age groups:

1st to 3rd class: Hey! I studied everything for exam.

4th to 6th class: Hey! That question was very hard so I leave only that question.

7th to 10th class: Hey! Read only important questions.

11th class: I think 4 chapters are enough ta get pass.

12th class: Kal exam kun chahi chha yaar?

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And in college: Abey kaminon, kura ta bhaneko hunthiyo ni aaj exam chha, ma ta pen pani lyayeko chhain.

3. girlfriend boyfriend funny jokes in hindi+nepali language

Confession!

A boy on a date in a BMW CAR.

Boy, “Mae timilai ek kura chupai chhu.”

Girl, “Kya?”

Boy, “I m already married.”

Girl, “Timile ta darai diyeko thiyo, ma samjhi ke yo red colour ko BMW timro chhain.”

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4. girlfriend boyfriend funny jokes in hindi+nepali language

Movie Names

If movies were made by drinkers, then thiyo titles would be….

 

joda Akbar

Rab le pahelo diye Thodi

Rum deu Basanti

MaTight hos Chuke Sanam

Beer Jara

Bevde Dharti par

Ek tha Bagpiper

Talli six

Rum mar Rum

Mae Drink Tujko Diya

Bewdy Rathore

Hickk Hick Hune garchha

DaaruDas

MaTunn

Mae Neat kina Piya

Peg piune Taba Darna Kya

Ulti Gari diye Tapaile

Why askoya

Pinewale Baatliyaa Le Janechhu..!

5. girlfriend boyfriend funny jokes in hindi+nepali language

How ta Stop Telemarketing Calls…

I called at Vodafone Customer Care, a girl picked up thiyo phone.

 

Girl: Vodafone care ma tapai lai swaagat chha.

 

Me: Thank you.

 

Girl: Ma tapai ko ko sahaayter sakchhu??

 

Me: ko tapai shaadi garna chahanu hunchha n ma sanga??

 

Girl: Jee tapaile galat number laga dine chhu.

 

Me: Daina daina, ma sahi number lagaya chha, tapai shaadi karengi?

 

Girl: Jee ma shaadi ma interested chhain.

 

Me: Arre madam suni ta halnus ek patak.

 

Girl: Not interested.

 

Me: Love marriage karengi taba honeymoon Switjerland ma, arrange marriage karengi taba Paris ma.

 

Girl: Jee ma tapai sanga shaadi garna chahadin taba tapai offer kin deyu raheko chhau n??

 

Me: Court marriage ko expense 10,000 Rs, normal wedding ko expense 2,00,000 Rs.

 

Girl: Tapai lai samajh ma  aaudain ko malai shaadi garnu chain tar pani tapai samjhinu hunna.

 

Me: Ab thaha paunu bho madam tapai ko mero dard, jaba malai tapai ko offers ma interest bhayen tar pani tapai patak patak call gari rahanu hunchha.

 

Girl shocked, I rocked….

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Anil Mahato is the most famous Hindi online professional teacher. He is teaching the Hindi language through youtube videos, langistan.com, and several platforms living in Mumbai, India.

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