The attitude you carry is like a price tag. Show how valuable you are.
I almost came to work with a positive attitude. Fortunately, the sarcasm came in and saved my day.
Today’s forecast for my attitude: easy to evaluate with occasional sarcasm and a 100% change that I do not care about.
Believe me, I was not always so sarcastic. It took me years to deal with stupid people to master their art.
Attitude and sarcasm are much cheaper than bail and therapy.
An apple a day can keep a doctor away but actually you can keeps almost anything away if you throw it with enough force.
People seem insulted if you treat them the way they treat you.
Sometimes I look at people and wonder how they have gotten this far in the world.
Some people just need a simple compassion … With the hammer in their head.
I’m an acquired taste. You do not like it Maybe you should have a little taste.
Come on, put on your positive underwear.
It is so difficult to have a positive attitude when you are surrounded by stupid people.
If you’re cooler than me, does that mean I’m sexier than you?
My mother used to tell me that if you do not have anything good to say, say it sarcastically.
Half finger up, if you’re not wrong!
It costs you $ 0 to change your bad attitude.
Okay, who ate your sun bowl, Mr. Thundercloud?
Unbearable? I prefer to find myself so deliciously difficult. It would be much easier if you only agreed.
They smell like headache and drama. Please stay away from me.
And then there is you, the real reason why God gave us the middle fingers.
The closure is gluten free. Add that to your diet.
Who cares, I’m unique.
I did not get what I wanted, but I got everything I needed.
Do not follow your dreams, follow me.
Do not be a slave in heaven. Be a king of hell.
I am an intelligent person, I do stupid things.
I am a strange combination of “very sweet” and “mad”
He works for one thing, not for applause. I live life to express myself, not to impress.
If life gives you lemons, make orange juice and let them ask you how you did it.
Hurry until your enemies ask you if you hire.
I’m different, damn your opinion.
If you get lemons from life then just add vodka and celebrate!
To be successful, you need good friends, to succeed, you need better enemies.
You are like a coin. Aww, valuable? No, two faces!
No stupid questions, just stupid people ..
The greater the challenge, the greater the risk I will run, the happier I will be.
Do not give advice if you are not asked to do so.
The brains are great. I wish everyone had one.
Show them the opposite. The normal thing is boring.
Sometimes I pretend to be normal. But it gets boring, so it’ll be me again.
If you got lemons from life then inject them into the eyes of your enemy.
Silence is better than nonsense.
I win or I learn but I never lose.
Do you want to be at my level? Climbing bitch!
People who are not used to quality always hunt the amount.
Go to hell, it’s just you in the end.
My attitude is like a mirror and reflects only what is presented in front of me.
Do not let someone darken your light just because it shines in your eyes
I do not have time to hate anyone. Either I love you or it does not interest me at all
You’re still staring at me in a room full of art.
If you show me that you do not care, I’ll show you I feel better
It is not necessary that you repeat yourself. I ignored you well the first time.
They say we do not like you, but you are in each of our movements.
I do not want to be in a relationship, I want to be in a Range Rover.
People say that I have over confidence but it’s my boldness.
I do what I love and love help me find the way. So my attitude with love is very simple.