If people say you are crazy, be patient; If they say you’re an idiot, relax; If they say you’re stupid, be great; But if they say you’re smart, beat those stupid people. Happy fool’s day!
The earth can no longer turn; Birds can stop flying; Candles can stop melting, And hearts stop beating. But my friends will never start working. ‘April first’
This is the day we remember what we are in the other three hundred and sixty-four.
The problem with practical and funny jokes is that they are often get chosen.
I can forget to wish you Diwali, Christmas or even New Year. But how can I forget to wish you on April fool! It is your day!
But I thank God very much for remembering him and I wish him a very special day, designed for people like you. Innocent!
The world is full of fools; and those who do not want to see one, not only have to lock themselves up, but also break their glass mirror.
Just close your eyes and think for 10 seconds. Open your eyes. Now you will discover that you have thought of a fool for 10 seconds. Happy April 1st!
Dear friend, I am surprised by your ingenuity, your wisdom, your wisdom, and your knowledge. But the most important thing is that I am surprised by my false praise to you. Happy fool’s day!
A: Your Attractive
B : Your the Best
C : Your Cute
D : Your Dear to Me
E : Your Excellent
F : Your Funny
G : Your Good Looking
H : He He He……..
I : I’m
J : JOKING
Happy April Fool’s Day!
Today is the joke of the fools of April. Do not believe in anything and do not trust anyone. Like any other day. Happy April!
Mother Nature will present you this year’s biggest joke, April Fool’s. “This is a warm climate, April Fools.
At first, she said she loved you, and then she said the joke of Happy April Fool.
New year, new fools. But how can we ignore old fools like you? Now it is a highlight for you. Have a rocky day!
Let’s change the name of April Fool’s joke to “National” as if we were pregnant on Facebook.
My only hope for April Fool’s joke is that Trump announces that all this was a monumental joke.
The April Fool’s joke may be the only day of the year in which people criticize the articles before they are accepted as true.
If tomorrow is April 1, it means there will be more people online than usual.
In general, however, April Fools’ Day and Easter Week fell on the same day of this year. I think Jesus played the last trick with us.
What happens if April Fool’s joke does not exist? I think that would be the biggest joke ever played in humanity.
I can see many false relationships for April Fool’s Day, I think they should be the best chains of all time.
My birthday is on April 1, now! I know nobody would believe me.
when your whole life is a joke, who needs April Fools?
Happy April 1st! I hope you enjoyed being hit, throwing things, laughing and being the fool of someone else today. It was very funny, right?
Happy April 1st! You can run, you can hide, but you can never escape my ropes! You should not turn around, because I’m right behind you, waiting for you to complete this state and continue with my joke. Did you turn around? I was only joking!
Happy April 1st! I’m at peace Are not we all cheating, right? DO NOT!
People say that you are nice, intelligent, charming and beautiful. How could they cheat you before April 1?
April Fools’ Day approaches, but who cares that my life is a joke every day of the year?
What makes a fool in the end, the wise does at the beginning.
The true friends are those who, if you think you cheated, do not feel that they have done a permanent job.
Nothing is more beautiful than a real smile that has fought through tears. Day of the Innocents
Sometimes you can cheat all people, and some people all the time, but you cannot fool all people constantly. Happy 1st April
It’s the ability to make a joke, not to make one that shows you have a sense of humor.
The only day that reminds us of the other 365 days is the Day of the Innocents. I hope you have a great day today.
A study has shown that all fools use their THUMB while reading an SMS. Now it’s 2 afternoons. Do not try to change 2 fingers! Catch another fool!
That is magic. Press down 6 times, you can see your PHOTO 1 2 3 4 5 6 Congratulations! You are the first crazy man of April of the year.
In your life, when you wake up and you do not see anymore, come to me, I will be there to take your hand and take you to the SPECIALIST OF THE EYE.
They fired me because I hit my boss in the face.
Talk to a fool, and he calls you stupid.
If you have something important to tell me, tell me tomorrow, because I do not believe you today. Happy April 1st!
I won $ 750,000 on a lottery last night, no more work for me !!!!
I survived April Fool’s Day without being fooled, but this morning there was a baby at my door, but I’m pretty sure it has nothing to do with that.
If you’re not a fool, press F13. Happy April 1st!…
1000 RECOGNIZED VIRUSES! When you turn off your phone, it will NOT work again!
April Fools’ Day is celebrated once a year, but I speak with you every day, as it is possible.
Hi, dear fool, I wish you a happy joke from April Fool. Today is your day
If I said I love you and cannot stay without you, do not be proud of your April Fool.
It is a big difference to cheat someone and cheat someone.
I’m pregnant Happy April 1st!
Happy April 1st! May this smile and happiness last all this year.
Squee! (XYZ Celebrity) just follow me on Twitter
I wish the king of the fools a very happy, prosperous and happy fool.
My life is as organized as the $ 5 container at Walmart.
April Fool’s Day represents only what we really are in another 355 days.
On April 1, keep calm and troll.
My God, what is it that flies over the sky outside!
I wish you a happy April Fool!
OMG Facebook has officially changed its name to Face.
What would happen if April Fool’s joke did not really exist and was the longest joke in history?
RIP! Friends, I will never forget you …
Take a full-screen capture of your computer’s desktop, open the image and exit.
Did someone else receive the email saying they canceled the school next week?
I like to schedule dental appointments for March 31, also called April Fool’s Day.
A fool’s taste is the slowest thing in the world.
A long time ago, only fools read my SMS and today … ..the story continues … Happy day all silly …
You are one of the most beautiful people I know in the world. Just a second, do not get me wrong. CUTE means creating useless problems. The joking state of April Fool, the joke of April Fool and her quotes.
You can always tell a true friend if you cheated, he does not feel that you have a stable job.
Sometimes you can fool some people. But you cannot fool all people constantly.
Dear friend, I am surprised by your ingenuity, your wisdom, your wisdom, and your knowledge. But even more, I am surprised by my false praise of you! Happy day of the fool!
A long time ago, only fools read my SMS and today … ..the story continues … Happy day all silly …
I would like to remind you that everything is fun, as long as it does not happen to you. Please, do not do another FOOL on the Day of the Innocents.
“Goodbye, goodbye, goodbye, the United States”
If you are a girl, you can say that you went to the doctor and discovered that you are pregnant.
Definition of FOOL: they all know the truth, they all see the truth, but they keep believing in the lies.
You can only change your birthday to April, see everyone write Happy Birthday on the wall and set your status at the end of the day.
Only friendly memory Relationships are valuable, do not hurt them for fools and lies in the first fool of April / April.
Hey, do you know what is the best day to suggest a girl …? It’s on April 1st … If she accepts it, she’s lucky and only says APRIL FOOL.
The tricks are often not a surprise, but playing means keeping your spirits up.
Tips to avoid the joke: today is April Fool, believe me, do not trust anyone, like any other day. (Instagram)
Yes, April 1 is around the corner, so keep playing! Whether you want to replace the salt with sugar or chocolate with vanilla or mix the food coloring in your hand wash, it’s your day when you enjoy the jokes. If people already know about your tactics, be simpler, but do not give yourself the opportunity to play.
William Shakespeare said it was better to be a funny fool than a stupid joke. Happy first of April.
Goodbye goodbye the USA
I moved and moved to another country (specify the location)
Won in the lottery!
If you do not want to see an April Fool’s joke on April 1, simply break all the mirrors on March 31.
April Fools Sayings for FB likes to spend this day with all the idiots that have come and gone in my life.
The status of Good April Fools is on alert today for all fans, rough games or scams. Do not even think about it.
The Day of the Innocents is just a day when we can all lie without consequences!
I just found out that I’m getting married on April 31st. All of you are invited! Today tell your lover that you like them. If they tell you that you like them, then they will be fine. If they do not like you, just say “April Fools!”
This state is dedicated to all the girls that exist. Proposing me today service is closed today. It will be as usual open from tomorrow. when YOU can be yourself! If you have something important to tell me, tell me tomorrow, because I will not believe you today. Happy April 1st!
How nice, they booked a day for my ex … day of the fool!
First rule on April Fool’s Day: always keep the volume off. Only God knows what to click on.
I want everyone to know that today I will not take Facebook’s “serious” status updates seriously. So if you die, we’ll talk about it tomorrow.
I would like to take this moment to explain that everything I have said is actually a joke by April Fool.
April Fool’s joke, right? So this ends today, either with laughter or in care …
April Fool’s Day is like a great open mic night where millions of people do everything possible to show how little they have fun.
I just pasted the magnets to the bottom of my empty coffee cup and put them in my car. I cannot wait to see how many people will try to tag me.
Tomorrow is April Fool’s joke. Do not believe in anything and do not trust anyone. It’s like any other day. True?
Can someone get me out of jail, please?
In a relationship! (Mark another Facebook friend who gets involved with the joke)
I knew that the hard work in the gym would go back to composing my size 2 jeans!
Hmm. I look forward to finding the trash can with my maternity clothes in the basement.
Attention: I do not take the fools of April well.
I would like to remind everyone that April Fools jokes are always fun, as long as they do not happen to you.
The day has come for the world to celebrate its name, its fame, its personality and its points of view. Enjoy it
Change your birthday to April 1, we wish you a happy birthday and at the end of the day, write to the fools, not my birthday!
Today is the perfect day to propose a girl. If she accepts, that’s great, but if she denies it, she just shouts “APRIL PARENTS!”
Finally, I got my job on (Add a popular local strip club to your employment information on Facebook.)
April 1: The only day of the year in which people critically evaluate the things they find on the Internet before accepting them as true.
There will come a day when the world will celebrate your name, your fame, your personality and your points of view. But April Fools comes once a year and that’s your day. 🙂
March 31 or April 1, Fool is Dool does not matter. I wish the king of fools a very happy, prosperous and happy day …
You can constantly cheat some of the people, and you want to focus on them. Happy first of April
A mother takes twenty years to get a child out of fool in her son, and another 20 minutes a girl make him fool. Happy April 1st!
A boy who always claim that he has never done fool stuff usually has his suspicions. Happy April 1st!
A wise man can learn more from a stupid question than a fool from a wise answer. Happy April 1st!