DIPLOMACY: Say cute little dog, until you find a stone to throw it at. HEADACHE: The most used contraceptive by women. STATISTIC: Person who has his head in the oven and his feet on ice, can assure that on average he is well.
HAPPINESS: Pleasant feeling that arises from the observation of the misfortune of others. PHILOSOPHER: A blind person in a dark room looking for a black hat that does not exist.
HERO: Individual who, unlike the rest, could not run away. IDIOTS: Big and powerful tribe that has influenced most of the great events of humanity.
INDIFFERENCE: Attitude that a woman adopts towards a man that does not interest her, that is interpreted by the man as The difficult is being done.
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TORCH: Special container for transporting discharged batteries. Panic: that someone from your family is on your computer. PSYCHIATRY: The only business where the client is never right.
SINGLE: Abbreviation of Society Obligated to Rumbear, Free of Betrayals, Romantic Errors, and Obligations. Group work: An intelligent person makes all the work. Everyone takes credit.
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You are the utmost thing I think when I’m sleeping and the first thing that goes through my head when I wake up. – I love your cell phone.
It’s on Friday! – My heart says, Forward. – My stomach says: I’m ready. – My wallet says: Today you stay at home.
If you have problems to leave alcohol, or do you know about someone who wants to leave it, they know that they can leave it in my house. Who drinks beer lives less … less stressed, less worried, less sad and less bitter.
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My friend every time I drink, I become more handsome. – Yes? – I arrive at my house and my wife says: Oh, oh, how nice!
How sad is to lose a friend, how sad it is to lose a love, but saddest is to lose the towel, with the eyes full of soap.
Facebook is our past. Twitter is our present. Unemployment is our future.
Women are like the police, although we have all the tests, she always want the confession.
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My age doesn’t define my maturity, my notes don’t define my intelligence and the gossip you hear don’t define who I am.
Saying I love you is easy, the difficult thing is to justify your answer if you make it an exam.
I also get up at 7 to run, to run the curtains so that I do not have me the sun.
What difference is between terrible and horrible? Terrible is that when came a wave of the sea and take your mother-in-law to the depths, horrible is when another wave came and bring her back.
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It is not pollution that is damaging the environment. It is the impurities in our air, in soil and in our water that are causing it. Smoking kills and if you die, you have lost the most important part of your life.
I owe everything I have to my parents, especially to my father and mother. Is this chicken or fish? I know it’s tuna, but they call him the chicken of the sea.
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Confucius was a very old Japanese Chinese who invented confusion. If there were a nuclear holocaust, what partner would you choose throughout the world (man and woman) to preserve and multiply the human species? Pope and Mother Teresa of Calcutta.
If you could live forever, would you? Why? I would not live forever, because we should not live forever, because if it were supposed that we should live forever, then we would live forever. But we can not live forever, that’s why I wouldn’t live forever.
It is really difficult to maintain a relationship when your partner does not let you have relationships with other people.
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Why are there so many books in the world if almost nobody reads them? They also say that you have to burn wood to make them. I think the best thing was to make movies, so people see them, and in two hours they know what’s in the book. And they can use the rest of the time in more productive things than reading books.
How is it that you run so much? How many lungs do you have? I have one, like all the people, right?
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The car that goes in the head is completely unique, except for the one that goes behind, which is identical.
There is a lot of speculation and it seems to me that there will continue to be a lot of speculation until the speculation ends.
I know what I believe. I will continue to express what I believe and what I believe. I think what I believe is the right thing to do.
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Our enemies are innovative and they have resources and us too. They never cease thinking about new methods to harm our nation and our citizen and neither do we. The future will be better tomorrow.
If we do not succeed, we run the risk of failing. It’s now the right time for the human race to enter the solar system.
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Mars is essentially in the same orbit as the sun … Mars is more or less at the same distance from the Sun, which is very vital. We have photos where channels exist, we think, it’s water. If there is water, that proves there is oxygen. If there is oxygen, it means that we can breathe.
Frankly, teachers are the sole professionals who can teach our children. I believe that we are heading irreversibly towards freedom and democracy but that can modify anytime.
We are all capable of erring but I am not worried about clarifying the mistakes I may have made or not. Cutting trees is the best measure to avoid fires.
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The information that says something has not happened is always interesting to me. There are things we know we know. There are also unknown things known, that means we know that there are some things that we don’t know. But there are also unknown things that we do not know, which we do not know we do not know.
I never ever fail to remember a face, but with you, I will make an exception. This year I am going to propose several goals: Goal wine, goal parties. If I learned something from Mario Bros, it’s that if you find money thrown on the street, it’s YOURS!
